New Steven Seagal Movie Roundhouses Way Directly To DVD

Tuesday, September 23 by

Mr. ass kicking ponytail guy (Steven Segal) is back for more ass kicking ponytail having ACTION.

Seagal’s latest film, Kill Switch. Will be released directly into the basement rooms of 12 year old boys this Octobers. Here’s the movies description of itself:

Detective Jacob Stillwell (Steven Seagal) is one of the most celebrated homicide detectives in the country. His brutal delivery of street justice is legendary among the men and women of law enforcement. But on this latest case, he may have finally met his match Lazerus, a cunning and perversely violent killer who is on the loose and terrorizing the inner city.

/Film has the story here.

Just so you’re keeping up on the Segal News, here are a few ways that he is continuing to save people who are in TROUBLE:

He is protecting people from computer errors, sort of.

He is making sure that people stay hydrated AND refreshed.

He will be keeping doctors in NM busy fixing broken wrists on the set of a his new movie The Keeper.

 

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