'MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN' STARRING HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN WILL MAKE DAVID BLAINE ITS BITCH!
By the Unholy Thumbnail Depicting Willem Dafoe's Ass! FilmDrunk reports that the new Mandrake the Magician film will see its titular hero escape from an SUV that's been dropped from a plane over the Burning Man Festival (hello, nudist acid tripper one-liner to end that scene), bust a rogue CIA agent out of a maximum secruity prison, and confront the girl he's left behind. This makes The Prestige look like a Lars Von Trier film. The guy who directed Willem Dafoe's ASS in AntiChrist (see thumbnail). I just came full circle.
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