Today beginning at 9:30 a.m. PST, 12:30 p.m. EST Hulu will live stream Michael Jackson's Memorial Service. Stevie Wonder, Al Sharpton, Brooke Shields, Smokey Robinson, Berry Gordy, Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, and John Mayer amongst others will be appearing as eulogizers. I only hope that Mayer knows this is the wrong venue to try out his stand-up material. [via The Business Insider]

Morning headlines that won't cause epic gridlock...

Zach Galifianakis plots his takeover of Hollywood. (Reuters)
Baywatch is getting the big screen treatment. (First Showing)
Lost loses its best writer. (NY Mag)
Sly talks The Expendables. (Latino Review)
A Christmas Carol poster is SMOKIN'! (Cinema Blend)
Is Michael Jackson's ghost haunting Neverland Ranch? (Dread Central)