Citing the turbulent economy, The Huffington Post reports that Nicolas Cage has been forced to sell one of his two castles.

Hold the phone...


Crazy-ass Nicolas Cage owns castles? Man, that's like super-LARPing! In my mind's eye he runs around the halls of that place pretending to be Count Chocula. And there's no force on Earth that can convince me otherwise.

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