ECONOMICALLY DOWNTURNED MORNING NEWS
Citing the turbulent economy, The Huffington Post reports that Nicolas Cage has been forced to sell one of his two castles.
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Captain Kirk is horny. (MTV)
Eminem is Spock. (io9)
Optimal Prime is an asshole. (Holy Taco)
The Two Garys join Iron Man 2. (/film)
Michael Myers is letting his pores breathe. (Dread Central)
Tracy Morgan is profiting off psychosis. (TV Squad)
Gore Verbinski is over pirates. (Latino Review)
Kal Penn is boring. (Reuters)