DMX With A Bazooka Morning News

Thursday, May 7 by

io9 has uncovered a few clips from the awfulsome direct-to-DVD movie, Lockjaw. I’ve embedded one of the scenes below. It features DM fighting a voodoo-created snake-alligator using only his wits and a bazooka. That synopsis is pretty much the tattoo that I was planning on getting. Just watch it already.


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Bill Maher uncovers the Susan Boyle sex-tape. (TV Squad)
 
Kiefer Sutherland probably still drinking. (National Ledger)
 
Rambo shirt will get you killed everywhere except Mexico. (Cinematical)
 
Ninja trailer looks pretty all right. (Cinema Blend)
 
Whatever Works poster highlights LD’s junk. (First Showing)

 

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