David Spade Makes Playmate Baby

David Spade managed to sneak his filthy cracker seed past a Playboy Playmate’s first (jumping jacks) and second (prayer) lines of defense. Sir, you could have done MUCH worse. High Five! Click through for pictures of his baby’s mamma, Jillian Grace.  [NSFW]

From what I can tell, she enjoys reading Playboy, dressing like a cowgirl, eating ice cream naked, and doing Pilates. Also naked. 

BREAKING NEWS. THIS JUST IN.

We’ve received an EXCLUSIVE photo of the Spade/Grace baby:

She has her father’s eyes.