Contest: Fill the Bubble With Funny and Win

POSTED BY | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 11:25 PDT 

This is the first contest here on Screenjunkies.com and it's making me feel all special and wet on the inside. You can share in that feeling and maybe win yourself a copy of Kenny Vs. Spenny: Volume 1 Uncensored on DVD. Just submit a comment with something funny to go in the speech bubble. DON'T PUT THE LINES FROM THE ACTUAL MOVIE. WE ALL KNOW IT'S FROM BEETLEJUICE. THANK YOU. The funniest entry will have a brand new set of DVDs delivered right to their door by a Mexican man in a Porsche. Or the mailman. I haven't decided yet. But, feel free to enter as many times as you want or to make fun of the other entries if they totally suck.

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Tastless? Yes. Obscure? Also yes.

POSTED BY Max Powers | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 11:26 PDT 

No, you go low, I'll go high. Laaaaa

POSTED BY kidfinesse | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 11:48 PDT 

I am having a heavy flow day
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 1:40 PDT 

That's some righteous head
POSTED BY Anonymous | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 2:31 PDT 

Max Power here, journalist from Screenjunkies.com. Listen people, if you really want to take a stab at getting those DVD's, you might want to make a profile so we know who you are. Im glad we had this talk. Love, Max.

POSTED BY Max Powers | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 2:46 PDT 

GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!
POSTED BY magnum | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 10:22 PDT 

what's in your wallet?
POSTED BY magnum | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 10:24 PDT 

ha-ha cutthroat island , get it?
POSTED BY magnum | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 10:27 PDT 

hello , horny time video dating service. my name is geena , im 6 foot 9 and a psychopath. i enjoy long walks on the beach , internet porn and murder...
POSTED BY magnum | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 10:31 PDT 

no it's okay see it's just a joke. he asked me for a blow job and i gave him a little he..um , imean i cut off his...um shoot i always mess up that joke...
POSTED BY magnum | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 10:34 PDT 

ABORTION DAY!!!!!!!!!
POSTED BY magnum | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 10:38 PDT 

"...and that's how they convinced me 'commander in chief' would be a good idea."
POSTED BY magnumd.r. | FRIDAY AUGUST 29 AT 6:54 PDT 

Michael Bay's new remake, The Andrea Yates Story: Yates' Revenge.
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY AUGUST 29 AT 8:20 PDT 

"I SAID; NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY!" "Waddaya mean you don't like my vantriliquist act?" "always look on the bright side of life *whistles*" "I now pronounce you; HUSBAND and KNIFE!" "I was gettin some head, gettin-gettin some head"
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY AUGUST 29 AT 1:28 PDT 

"Like my husband's Daniel Pearl impression?" .. that's so wrong... I hate myself for it
POSTED BY Anonymous | FRIDAY AUGUST 29 AT 6:18 PDT 

i told him john was the best beatle , but nooooo he kept sayin ringo
POSTED BY magnum | SUNDAY AUGUST 31 AT 3:39 PDT 

never ever argue with a woman
POSTED BY magnum | SUNDAY AUGUST 31 AT 3:39 PDT 

does this severed head make my butt look fat?
POSTED BY magnum | SUNDAY AUGUST 31 AT 3:40 PDT 

okay be honest , whats scarier? the head , the knife and the blood or this ridiculous moo-moo?
POSTED BY magnum | SUNDAY AUGUST 31 AT 3:42 PDT 

Baldwin...its whats for dinner
POSTED BY magnum | SUNDAY AUGUST 31 AT 3:44 PDT 

knock knock...who's there?...I CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!!!
POSTED BY magnum | SUNDAY AUGUST 31 AT 3:46 PDT 

You want some head?! I'll give you some head!
POSTED BY Anonymous | MONDAY SEPTEMBER 1 AT 12:04 PDT