In today's world of 24/7 tabloid news coverage, cable talking heads are always looking for the next scandal. People like Nancy Grace make their bread and butter by ranting and screaming over news-helicopter shots of run-down homes where a tragedy has struck. And the more redneckier those homes are, the better.

Here are seven movie rednecks that Grace would have an opinion about. If these stories were actually true, she wouldn't have time to be on "Dancing with the Stars."

Karl Childers, Sling Blade

A mentally-handicapped man, a crime of passion, and the state-run facility that released him to kill again. A story like this could feed the Grace children for years on end.

Max Cady, Cape Fear

During a 14 year prison term, violent rapist Max Cady took the opportunity to learn what letters mean and discovered that his public defender intentionally withheld information that could have exonerated him. Upon release, he stalks the public defender and terrorizes his family before kidnapping and attempting to kill them. So sorry, Nancy. No murders here. But on the bright side, there's still a rape. That's pretty good, right?

Thelma Dickinson and Louise Sawyer, Thelma & Louise

Now we're talking. Rape, murder, robbery, an explosion, manhunts, and a police chase resulting in death. Momma needs a new pair of shoes.

H.I. McDunnough, Raising Arizona

A furniture magnate's baby is stolen by a yokel. If this story were true, Grace's eyes would actually comically morph into the shape of dollar signs.

Mickey and Mallory Knox, Natural Born Killers

Media-savvy serial killers: Does it get any better? Though, they do seem to have a penchant for murdering news personalities. Better send an intern to cover.

Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre

An inbred cannibal terrorizes the plains of Texas with a chainsaw. A face-to-face interview/unmasking special would be a guaranteed Peabody Award.

Tucker and Dale, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

Though not technically killers, Tucker and Dale could be positioned as the victims. And victims have rights! And these guys have Southern accents and questionable hygiene. In other words, they're stars in the making.