I’ve been missing Ann Coulter’s horsey face lately. When she’s quiet, it’s like I forget how important it is to hate your fellow human beings. Here are a few of her craziest moments, in hopes we can inspire her to flap that lip again sometime soon.
1. Freaking out on Joe Scarborough
It’s like nails on a chalkboard covered in half dead babies that are all crying a John Tesh song.
Man, that is sooo satisfying. Why is she so great?
3. Attempted Pie-ing.
Gotta give it to her: Bitch got ninja moves.
John Edwards might be a lot of things, but a homo he ain’t.
AWKARD. I mean, CAT FIGHT!
Seriously Ann, Just because the Democrats don’t want to hump you doesn’t mean they’re gay.
7. Storming Off Hannity and Colmes
She said things in Afghanistan are going swimmingly. Since Afghanistan became Afghanistan, things have never gone swimmingly.
8. On The Topic of 9-11 Widows
Matt Lauer has Xanax for breakfast. It takes a lot to get under his skin. But Ann manages.
9 Talking Like the Cast of Generation Kill
Generation Kill is one of our favorite shows. Let’s send Ann to the war we’re about to have with Russia.
10. Show’s Off Her Knowledge of History
Canada Took a Pass on Vietnam, ANN.
11. Bagdad = LA.
Wait, she’s sort of right on that one.
Come Back Ann! We miss you. Call me. Love, Screenjunkies