11 Craziest Ann Coulter MomentsPOSTED BY Max Powers | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 1:26 PDT
I’ve been missing Ann Coulter's horsey face lately. When she’s quiet, it's like I forget how important it is to hate your fellow human beings. Here are a few of her craziest moments, in hopes we can inspire her to flap that lip again sometime soon. 1. Freaking out on Joe Scarborough It’s like nails on a chalkboard covered in half dead babies that are all crying a John Tesh song. 2. Adam Corolla Hanging Up On Her Man, that is sooo satisfying. Why is she so great? 3. Attempted Pie-ing. Gotta give it to her: Bitch got ninja moves. 4. Calling John Edwards a Fag John Edwards might be a lot of things, but a homo he ain’t. 5. Being Called Out By Elizabeth Edwards AWKARD. I mean, CAT FIGHT! 6. Saying Democrats Are Gay Seriously Ann, Just because the Democrats don’t want to hump you doesn’t mean they’re gay. 7. Storming Off Hannity and Colmes She said things in Afghanistan are going swimmingly. Since Afghanistan became Afghanistan, things have never gone swimmingly. 8. On The Topic of 9-11 Widows Matt Lauer has Xanax for breakfast. It takes a lot to get under his skin. But Ann manages. 9 Talking Like the Cast of Generation Kill Generation Kill is one of our favorite shows. Let’s send Ann to the war we’re about to have with Russia. 10. Show’s Off Her Knowledge of History Canada Took a Pass on Vietnam, ANN. 11. Bagdad = LA. Wait, she’s sort of right on that one. Come Back Ann! We miss you. Call me. Love, Screenjunkies Bookmark/Search this post with: |
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I don't know what brow-beating means, but I would do it to her. From behind. With the lights on. In public. Without pulling out.
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