11 Craziest Ann Coulter MomentsPOSTED BY Max Powers | THURSDAY AUGUST 28 AT 1:26 PDT
 I’ve been missing Ann Coulter's horsey face lately. When she’s quiet, it's like I forget how important it is to hate your fellow human beings. Here are a few of her craziest moments, in hopes we can inspire her to flap that lip again sometime soon. 1. Freaking out on Joe Scarborough It’s like nails on a chalkboard covered in half dead babies that are all crying a John Tesh song. 2. Adam Corolla Hanging Up On Her Man, that is sooo satisfying. Why is she so great? 3. Attempted Pie-ing. Gotta give it to her: Bitch got ninja moves. 4. Calling John Edwards a Fag John Edwards might be a lot of things, but a homo he ain’t. 5. Being Called Out By Elizabeth Edwards AWKARD. I mean, CAT FIGHT! 6. Saying Democrats Are Gay Seriously Ann, Just because the Democrats don’t want to hump you doesn’t mean they’re gay. 7. Storming Off Hannity and Colmes She said things in Afghanistan are going swimmingly. Since Afghanistan became Afghanistan, things have never gone swimmingly. 8. On The Topic of 9-11 Widows Matt Lauer has Xanax for breakfast. It takes a lot to get under his skin. But Ann manages. 9 Talking Like the Cast of Generation Kill Generation Kill is one of our favorite shows. Let’s send Ann to the war we’re about to have with Russia. 10. Show’s Off Her Knowledge of History Canada Took a Pass on Vietnam, ANN. 11. Bagdad = LA. Wait, she’s sort of right on that one. Come Back Ann! We miss you. Call me. Love, Screenjunkies 
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September 2nd, 2008 at 07:11 am
I don't know what brow-beating means, but I would do it to her. From behind. With the lights on. In public. Without pulling out.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am She's brilliant, actually. She just yaps, and writes crappy books, and gets paid in giant bags of cash. I'm in the wrong racket.
September 3rd, 2008 at 01:29 am I HOPE THE SLIT GETS AIDS OR CANCER AND WHEN SHE'S IN HER MOST PAINFULL MOMMENT BEFORE HER DEATH, AND HER MOMMY IS SAYING "WHY MY LITTLE BABY?" I WILL WALK OVER TO HER MOTHER AND GUT HER LIKE A FISH FOR SPAWNING OFF SUCH A SMELLY WART INFESTED CUNT. THEN I WOULD CUT OFF HER DADDY'S PENIS AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP HER TWAT AS SHE TOOK HER LAST BREATH. HAVE A NICE DAY ANN
September 3rd, 2008 at 04:48 am she's dumb!!!! end of story!!! maybe iam gone write a book about how dumb she is!!
September 3rd, 2008 at 04:46 am I love the roll over and crush canada comment , seems to me we had a conflict with the U.S. in the past as I recall we chased them home and burned the white house , act up and there will be repeat event
September 3rd, 2008 at 06:19 am What no videos on Bill Maher,or Rosie? Ahhh I see having a different opinion than yours just makes you want to to belittle her huh? Ann Coulters bank account verses Screen Junks?? HMMM
September 3rd, 2008 at 07:49 am I'm not sure I recall any conflicts where Canada chased the U.S back from anything "a"..... It's unfortunate that the media is so liberal. It's easy for most of the idiots to just turn on the T.V. and believe everything are fed. If you actually want to know the truth you have to research it on you own.
September 3rd, 2008 at 08:12 am This woman calls it like it is. The piece about the 911 widows is brilliant.
September 3rd, 2008 at 08:04 am
Don't worry, random anonymous poster. Rosie will get her own horrifically offensive article, too. All in good time. We have to pace ourselves when trolling the internet, otherwise people will get sick of writing angry comments. Low and slow.
September 3rd, 2008 at 08:34 am
Yes, just remeber to check back so you can be the FIRST to write a comment about cutting off rosie o'donnell's parents' genatalia.
September 3rd, 2008 at 08:59 am Belittle her? are you fucking serious? This is a women who made fun of 9/11 widows saying they were basking in their husbands death, made fun of a senator and his wife on the death of their son, and in a speech called him a faggot. Now I happen to agree with her on the faggot remark, but to say it in a speech is about the most sophomoric comment I've ever heard from an adult women who has 5 best sellers. It is impossible to belittle a complete scank like Ann. We just have to wait for her to DIE!!!!
September 3rd, 2008 at 04:05 pm I've never heard of her before, but she obviously understands democrats quite well.
September 3rd, 2008 at 09:37 pm OMG I fucking hate Ann Coulter!
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm "I'm not sure I recall any conflicts where Canada chased the U.S back from anything" I gather you've never heard of the War of 1812?
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm ann sayd the 9/11 widdows cant use the deaths of husbands for political gains??ahh, i c. only she can use those same deaths for HER political advantage.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 pm That was the War of 1812 you illiterate dumbass!!!! Last time I checked, Upper and Lower Canada were territories of Britain at the time. And if you had read a little history, after the British Army burned the White House, as with all morons who think that America is weak, the American Army from that point forward started kick the Brits ass out of American. So quickly and effeciently was this done, that the Duke of Wellington advised to his superiors to quit trying to press for more territory and negotiate the Treaty of Ghent. I am constantly amazed how talking monkeys, with access to the Internet while they are writing their ravings, are completely unable to Google something before they look like total cum soaked twats. To Coulter's credit (which I have little to give her), she is usually in an impromptu situation and therefore does not have the luxury of researching her facts before making a comment.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:39 am Vile Creature.
September 4th, 2008 at 02:32 am It's not about whether she's conservative or liberal. Even if she was a liberal like me and argued her points in such a rude, inconsiderate, and ignorant manner, I would still think she was a bitch. You simply don't make such vague statements like saying ALL WIDOWS use the mourning of their husbands deaths to their atavantage. That's simply ignorant and disrespectful. End of story. No matter how right or how wrong she is, it's completely erroneous how she goes about her arguments.
September 4th, 2008 at 02:51 am ann coulter = one million stinky rotten fish vaginas rotting inside of ann coulter's rottens stinky fish vagina.
September 4th, 2008 at 04:13 am God, I hate that woman!
September 4th, 2008 at 08:13 am Well said, "That was the War of 1812 you illiterate dumbass!!!! "
September 4th, 2008 at 08:59 am I think shes fit...
September 4th, 2008 at 04:08 pm WHAT A STUPID BITCH. She is like a 2 year old trying to take on the world in them debates.
September 4th, 2008 at 05:33 pm Fucking conservatives. She's says liberal like its a bad thing, I don't think it was a conservative thing to break away from England in 1776 and form a new country. This nation was built with liberal values. If you got a problem with that, you're clearly Un-American. Conservatives...some things never change.
September 4th, 2008 at 08:21 pm I don't give a great goddamn if she's a conservative. I know conservatives that i hate. I also know conservatives that I like. She is a hate-filled, racist, eogmaniacal, uneducated trashy filth-mouthed slag. To quote Patton Oswalt...if she could get Aids of the Leukemia of the eyes, that would be fine with me. She is a non-entity, and NOTHING she says, do I take seriously.
September 4th, 2008 at 08:21 pm I don't give a great goddamn if she's a conservative. I know conservatives that i hate. I also know conservatives that I like. She is a hate-filled, racist, eogmaniacal, uneducated trashy filth-mouthed slag. To quote Patton Oswalt...if she could get Aids of the Leukemia of the eyes, that would be fine with me. She is a non-entity, and NOTHING she says, do I take seriously.
September 4th, 2008 at 09:17 pm kaka
September 5th, 2008 at 03:43 am Oh, listen to all you sad liberals. You're just jealous because Ann's balls are bigger than yours. What I want to know is why doesn't anyone rant against Howard Stern? He is a disgusting invertebrate who should sit down and keep his filthy mouth shut. Why is it that no one ever takes on the hate-filled racist libs? Huh? Why is that? And, America was founded on conservative values. If it wasn't, they would have stayed with England just so they could've gotten government hand-outs. That's the only thing liberals are good for. Now, THAT'S un-American.
September 6th, 2008 at 04:57 am Haha, typical conservative spin. The definition of conservative: Favoring traditional views and values; tending to oppose change. Therefore how could this country have been formed with these values, and break away from Britain. The definition of Liberal is: Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.... so yeah, I think our founding fathers kinda really do fit in the Liberal category. Liberals are responsible for public education, healthcare, and most important, our great nation. Now denying THAT is un-American, you fascist prick! -----^
September 10th, 2008 at 01:46 pm Wow, i bet this bitch has a 13-incher with 2 tenis sized balls. I think i speak for every human that this crazy bitch shouldnt be allowd to speak in public. In fact, it should really be considered that she goes to an insane asylym without her consent. If she wasnt hatched from an egg, she would have family to probably 302 her ass. I will never understand the reasoning behind "vile creatures" like this.
September 10th, 2008 at 01:59 pm ...this is the guy who posted the comment right above this one.....to the comment posted friday sept 5 at 10:43 utc......I am jealous.
September 11th, 2008 at 01:22 pm I can't wait to read that this disease-riddled whore was found with her throat slit after being gang-banged by a bunch of ferrel dogs.
September 25th, 2008 at 03:00 pm Okay, conservative or not, this woman is clearly the scum of the earth. If I stepped in a pile of Ann Coulter, I'd burn those shoes and send the ashes to a biohazard facility. Someday everything she's said is going to bite her in the ass if it manages to yank the stick out of it to get a good grip. Also? Conservative values? I love how being a liberal automatically means you think the government should support you when you're feeling lazy and that you have no morals because you don't thump that Bible like it stole your baby's lollipop. What exactly are you trying to conserve, guys?
October 2nd, 2008 at 09:18 am God bless Ann Coulter. There's a new Sheriff in town. She doesn't need a jail the way she shoots truth from the hip. She's smart, sexy, and not afaid to tell it like it is. Like she says, " A good liberal is an oxymoron. Actually just morons." Beautiful, Ann.
October 5th, 2008 at 06:45 pm You're all a bunch of morons. Read her books and perhaps you will magically find yourselves NOT being a bunch of liberal loving douche bags. Fuck islam, fuck the french, fuck democrats, fuck obama and fuck you. P.S. KILLYOURSELVES! :) -patkeogan@aol.com ...go ahead and e-mail me. I like owning cunts like you.
October 28th, 2008 at 06:21 pm Why hasn't someone blown this bitches head off yet?
October 28th, 2008 at 06:25 pm Oh yeah, Pat Keogan is a full blown retard! Someone shoot her/him also. People that ignorant shouldn't be allowed to live OR breed...
December 19th, 2008 at 01:23 am thats what she said!
January 17th, 2009 at 05:32 pm No one has shot her head off yet because it's the conservatives who have all the guns, not the liberals!!! Ann can eat my filthy, cum covered, crusty panty crouch!
January 17th, 2009 at 06:00 pm Ann is awesome. She cuts the balls off of liberal dimtards.
April 23rd, 2009 at 05:53 pm she's hot and a great book writer and she knows how to get under you liberal assholes skin way to go ann love ya!
April 23rd, 2009 at 05:55 pm yep we conservative have all the guns and we know how to and will use them yah baby!!!!!!!!!!