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‘The Simpsons’ Porn Might Make You Jaundice

Anyone who gets aroused by this should be institutionalized. Fleshbot got their hands on some stills from the upcoming Simpsons XXX: Homer and Marge’s Sex Tape, which, unfortunately, is just what it sounds like. It’s a live-action spoof, which may be better or worse news, depending on your type of depravity. Sure,”The Simpsons” has dabbled in the obscene, but nothing like this.

The film features yellow-hued adult film stars representing the best that Springfield has to offer, including Homer, Marge, Moe, Cookie Kwan, Mendoza, Ned Flanders (no!), and McBain. Beyond that, it’s just your average porn movie, albeit one with an uncanny knack for set design. (The sailboat painting is a very nice touch.) The film will be directed by “porn parody master” (Fleshbot’s words, not mine) Lee Roy Myers. Porn parodies have always been pretty fun, but this hits too close to home.

This movie is probably not The Simpsons follow-up featur the American public has been clamoring for, but it’s got enough kitsch value that this could make some real money from the type of people who actually still pay for porn. If you’re still reading and your mind hasn’t wandered to what Simpsons characters you would have liked to see in this movie, you’re better people than we are. For the record, our votes are: Otto’s girlfriend, Mrs. Krabappel, Luann Van Houten, and…uh…Duffman.

No news is available on a release date, but this is the world of adult films, so shooting will probably begin tomorrow, and it should be on store shelves by Friday or so.

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