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Spend Your Halloween With Hipster Frankenstein

This Halloween, Hipster Frankenstein is having a Twilight-themed ironic barbecue, and you’re invited. It’s pretty underground, so you should be honored to be on the exclusive guest list. After all, this guy was undead about a hundred years before zombies made it trendy. So comb your handlebar mustache, pick up a case of PBR and head over. They’ll be lots of vegan goodies for you to enjoy, all served raw on account of Frank’s fear of fire. However, there will be plenty of Arcade Fire, so there’s that. Also, do not invite Dracula. He’s too vein-stream.

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