‘Shark Night 3D’ Stills: Only The Bikini Parts

These new stills from Shark Night 3D do a superb job of letting us know that women with breasts are in the film. I threw in a pic of the shark for good measure, but it’s really the possibility of seeing Sara Paxton and Katherine McPhee naked that’s going to get butts in the seats. David R. Ellis, the man behind Snakes on a Plane, directed Shark Night, if that helps you adjust your expectations. I’m just still confused why they took the direction they did, as far as the plot is concerned. In my mind, the film should be about a group of sassy lady sharks spending one crazy night out on the town with only their cheating husbands’ credit cards and a desire for adventure.