Rooney Mara is the little sister of uber-hottie Kate Mara. Even I’d feel self-conscious living in Kate’s shadow, and I’m an adonis. Rooney starred alongside Michael Cera in Youth in Revolt, and can be seen as Nancy in the Nightmare On Elm Street remake/reboot/reimagining coming out this Friday.
A word from Rooney: “For Halloween, my mom asked me what I wanted to be. I said Klara, the crippled girl in the movie Heidi.”
You clever, fox. Dress up like a cripple, everyone will assume you’re disabled, and you’ll reap the candy benefits.