Tuesday, April 3 by

Posters We Should Be Concerned About

A faux-movie poster insinuating another Al Qaeda attack on American soil has been dismissed as a hoax by the FBI, though they did confirm it has excellent color balance and very nice line work. The poster overlooks the Manhattan skyline and boasts the title, “Al Qaeda” followed by “Coming Soon Again in New York.”

Officials are still investigating the source of the poster found yesterday on several Arabic-language websites, but have determined it does not pose any credible threat. That’s a huge relief. Now we can focus on the posters that do cause a credible threat. Like The Three Stooges. That’s something a studio actually thinks we want to watch and plans on attacking our sensibilities with it this summer. When will their madness be stopped?

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