More Pics of Nazi Tom Cruise from Valkyrie

The inner-workings of Tom Cruise are baffling. His hilarious role in Tropic Thunder probably would have been enough to get people to stop making fun of his weirdness for a while. So what’s the next logical step? Dress up like a nazi for a movie! Nothing says, "Hey, I’m cool and normal" like bringing up memories of the Holocaust for a blockbuster. But, if the movie is half as boring as these new photos, it might not even make a difference. Plus, now people are going to think I’m biting his style when I wear my eyepatch around town. The same thing happened with Ray-Bans back in the ’80s.