Thursday, December 23 by

Kristina and Karissa Shannon

It’s only natural that Karissa and Kristina Shannon would play a pair of strippers in Somewhere, Sofia Copola’s latest introspective-downtrodden-celebrity-who-struggles-to-find-himself flick. As two of eminent smut-magnate Hugh Hefner’s favorite girls, the twenty-one-year-old sisters (twins, yes) are in the business of sex on camera — not the act, just the idea. They’re professionals, the best in their class; tanned, seasoned, and exceedingly skilled at looking good naked. Bravo, ladies.

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