Here’s a startling development: It turns out Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t merely starring in End of Watch – he shaved his head and everything! My claim that he is the next Bruce Willis is really starting to bear out – funny because I had no idea what I was talking about at the time. The other mope in these pictures is Michael Peña, who did not shave his head, which I assume means that he is not as good an actor as Gyllenhaal.
In case you want to see more Gyllenhaal bald head pics (that might get us some more Google hits), you can see even more images from the “End of Watch Promotional Photoshoot In LA” by registering for a site called IHeartJakeMedia. Hey man, you do what you need to do. No judgement here.