Monday, March 21 by

Emily Browning

Emily Browning and her rag-tag posse of girls with guns will turn you on, kick your ass, shut you down, and leave you wondering what that burning smell is. It’s your legs, by the way, because those girls just set you on fire and they don’t give a f*ck at all. But wait a minute, you ask, isn’t this that nice Austrailian girl from A Series of Unfortunate Events? Maybe it was at one time, but not anymore. Now it’s the Emily Browning that got locked up in a mental institution and had to pull some crazy cerebral warfare-type shit to get out. Crazy as hell? Of course. Still hot? You better damn-well believe it. Make your way to a screening of Sucker Punch this Friday if you’ve got any doubts left.

A word from Emily: “I’m not going to do a pop album anytime soon. I`m not going to dye my hair blonde and wear pink mini-skirts.”

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