It takes a lot to be Hugh Hefner’s number one girl: Talent, dedication, hotness, passion, more hotness, and the ability to change out a catheter bag every now and then. Crystal Harris was so well-qualified for the position that old Hef decided to make it official, asking the buxom blonde to be his wife over the weekend. Congratulations to the happy couple. Please don’t make a sex tape.
A word from Crystal: “I’m a good girl, for the most part.”