Tuesday, April 26 by

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole is returning to judge “The X Factor” once again. The British pop star, who has been known to frequent Top 40 lists worldwide throughout her career, will appear alongside perpetual asshole Simon Cowell to oversee Britain‘s favorite talent show. She is apparently big fan of Cowell’s, which kind of makes her a sadist, right? A sexy sadist. Like the Beatles song. I think.

A word from Cheryl:I am Cheryl Cole. That’s how I feel.”

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