Above you’ll find the new poster for the sure to be incredibly shitty rom-com, The Ugly Truth. See, it’s clever because it suggests that women love with their minds, while men just want to get their junk wet. I didn’t know it was possible for Hollywood to "reboot" a bumpersticker, but they’ve done it. I heard the next Batman movie poster is going to have a picture on the Dark Knight holding onto a ledge with the words, "hang in there!" written hilariously across the bottom. Here are some less angering links.
One time I tried reading Oliver Stone’s novel and it was absolutely terrible. I guess the fact that it was like $2 in the clearance bin should’ve warned me, but I was too blinded by how much I liked Natural Born Killers. Apparently he hasn’t gotten to be less of a douche since then. (Film Drunk)
The zombie pin-up calendar sounds like a much better idea than it actually is. (/film)
These 15 questions prove that Harrison Ford is just as grumpy as ever and doesn’t want Shia to be the next Indy. (Moviefone)