Thursday, April 14 by

Apes Scream At Your Face In ‘Rise’ Concept Art

There’s a space above the mantle. I’d love to fill it with a painting of an ape screaming at me on an escalator on my way to work.

The trailer has risen. Now the Rise of the Planet of the Apes concept art is rising too. I was gonna make a rise/dick joke, but it’d be kinda weird if any of these drawings gave you an erection. Fox has released a pack of wild concept arts for their upcoming film, directed by Rupert Wyatt, and starring James Franco as the visionary scientist who’s one of the folks responsible for turning earth over to a bunch of damn, also dirty apes. Thanks a lot, Franco.

You won’t see Franco’s character here, but you will see plenty o’ apes. Here they are hangin’ out, taking over cities, being super violent. Y’know – ape stuff. Oh, they’ll also be busting into movie theaters on August 5th, 2011. Just don’t tell them to stop talking on their cell phones, or they will beat you to death with them and steal your bananas. I’m assuming you bring bananas to the movies. (/Film)

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