When NBC released the first image of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman, we were like, “Yes. Okay. That looks like Wonder Woman. But how did you make Adrianne less hot?? YOU CAN’T JUST PLAY GOD LIKE THAT!!!”
NBC more than likely agreed with us and cowered to our influence, because they’ve revised Wonder Woman’s costume. And, um, what the hell? If we ever complain that a girl looks hot but less hot than usual, you don’t remedy this by taking away her leather pants. Well, yes. I guess removing pants altogether would work, but you should never replace leather with lycra. Unless it’s for some kind of tight top. Please print this article for handy reference.
And no offense to Ms. Palicki, whose work we thoroughly enjoy. Adrianne, call me.
P.S.: The second pic is obviously Ms. Palicki’s Teen Wolf-loving stunt double, who should also call me. (Collider)