Tuesday, November 8 by

8 Movie Monsters That Look Like Gloria Allred

Left: Emperor Palpatine - Right: Gloria Allred

With allegations of creepiness and unwanted genital touching swirling around Herman Cain, it’s certainly turning into a media circus. Of course, why should we focus on a terrible economy when we can talk about a sex scandal? The sex scandal involves sex!!

It wouldn’t be a circus without the clown mistress, Gloria Allred. The attention-hungry lawyer has announced she is representing one of Cain’s accusers. I’m not sure how seductively stroking a baseball  bat will help the case but then again, I didn’t go to law school.

Many people groan at the sight of Allred, but they should be used to her by now. She’s been appearing in movies for years, right beneath our noses. See for yourself.

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