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 6 7 2 weeks 5 days ago
by ratedjw
American Teen
Kids these days. With their beepers and their drivers licenses, and their Nintendo video games. This doc takes an insider's view of four or five (its hard to tell) seniors as they navigate the ups and downs of social pressuresm including learning how to give blowjobs. It's basically Hoop Dreams, but with people who have a lot more going for them. And remember: always drink responsibly.
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Angels and Demons
The DaVinci Code was a boring book, and thus a boring movie. Angels and Demons was a fun, action packed book, so if they use the same formula with the last one, then this movie is going to rock. 
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Battle In Seattle
Town puts down grunge and lattes only to get tear gassed by cops.
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Black Dynamite
Title: Black Dynamite Trailer Director: Scott Sanders Cast: Michael Jai White, Salli Richardson, Nicole Sullivan, Mykelti Williamson, Mike Starr Synopsis: This is the story of 1970s African-American action legend Black Dynamite. The Man killed his brother, pumped heroin into local orphanages, and flooded the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. Black Dynamite was the one hero willing to fight The Man all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House. Genre: Action & Adventure Release Date: January 15, 2009
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Blood Meridian
Another adaptation of Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men), this brutal and bloody southwestern story takes place during the middle of the 19th century and involves a runaway kid who joins the 'Glantons,' a gang that scalps Mexicans and Indians.Rating: N/ARelease Date: 2009Studio: Scott Rudin Productions
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Body Of Lies
Here’s the synopsis from IMDB: A CIA operative is sent to Jordan to track a high-ranking terrorist. The spy is aided by the head of Jordan's covert operations in an uneasy alliance that leads to cultural and moral clashed between the men.
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Burn After Reading
The Coen brothers are still probably coming down from the cinematic victory they scored with No Country for Old Men, and a film with both Brad Pitt and George Clooney seems like a pretty good way to do so. The plot revolves around some misplaced government files and process of retrieving them. It sounds serious, but the trailers suggest that it's more of a comedy than anything else.
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Choke
Anyone who is a fan of Chuck Palahniuk’s books knows that his dark view of sex, death, and the modern male is often totally absurd yet painfully accurate.  If you saw fight club and didn’t add it to your list of top ten favorite movies of all time, then you should reconsider your maleness.
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Clueless Test Page
Drupal is a latin word for retarded.
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Courting Condi
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Crank 2: High Voltage
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. Studio: LionsgateRating: n/aRelease Date: April 17th, 2009Babes to Watch For: Amy Smart
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Death Race
Death Race is basically Mad Max meets Battle Royale meets The Island meets Death Race 2000 meets The Shawshank Redemption. But with the dude from the Transporter. Who is also in Cranked.  Add that together and its definitely worth watching.
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Eagle Eye
When an omnipresent secret agency starts playing a deadly game with Jerry Shaw (Shia LaBeouf), he is put in all kinds of horrible situations. They track his movements and use technology not even scientists have thought of yet to make sure he is doing as he is told. It's sure to be exciting and make you as paranoid as 10 bong hits outside of the police station.
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Fast and Furious
No, it's not The Fast and the Furious or 2 Fast 2 Furious. It's just Fast and Furious. You know, kind of like what they did when they named the last Rambo movie Rambo. But I can see how you would get confused.
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by hsnyder
Forever Strong
RUGBY! A sport for men. Australian Men. Comming Soon...
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Friday the 13th (2009)
Hollywood has officially driven remakes into the ground. Now it’s all about re-boots! That means they take movies that were really popular and make them again, slightly different. Totally not a re-make, see?
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by KilgoreTrout
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
The cartoon that almost convinced you to join the Marines is due out in 2009. And remember: Knowing is Half the Battle. The other half is cheating.
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General - Movies
 1 1 9 weeks 1 day ago
by imls1978
Gentleman Broncos
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Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
 
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Gran Torino
Dirty Harry is back!  And while he's look pretty darn old, he's still ripe with vengeance and even seems to be channeling a little bit of Batman...  Clint Eastwood plays an aging Vietman vet who has an awesome '72 Gran Torino.  Then some punk kid who's mixed up with the wrong people tries to steal it, and Cli
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Hamlet 2
I don’t envy my friends that have been pursuing acting as a career.  It’s a tough gigs. You have to make really hard decisions. Like when you finally decide to kill yourself because it didn’t work out, should you use a gun or pills? I say 20 gauge in the mouth. Its not an easy job.From IMDB:
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Hancock
Will Smith takes on the roll of a down-on-his-luck superhero that splits his time between getting hammered and fighting crime. He relies on a relentlessly positive PR guy, played by Jason Bateman, and his hot wife, played by Charlize Theron, to give his image an overhaul.
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
It's that time of year again for adults to get all fired up about a movie based on a book written for little kids. Harry is back at his school where he learns magic instead of practical stuff that would make him a useful member of society. I'm assuming all the other characters are back, too. Except for maybe Dumbledor.
 1 1 18 weeks 5 days ago
by Max Powers
Hell Ride
“The Rebellion Against All There Is…Including Making Good Movies.”
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army

After an ancient truce existing between humankind and the invisible realm of the fantastic is broken, hell on Earth is ready to erupt. A ruthless leader who treads the world above and the one below defies his bloodline and awakens an unstoppable army of creatures. Now, it's up to the planet's toughest, roughest superhero to battle the merciless dictator and his marauders. He may be red.

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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
It's kind of like The Devil Wears Prada, except it's not for complete idiots. Simon Pegg plays a fictionalized version of real-life writer Toby Young who worked his way up through the magazine ranks, getting into hilarious situations along the way.
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Inglorious Bastards
Quentin Tarantino has been working on the script for his World War II movie since way back in 2001. It's finally, apparently, ready for mass consumption, which could really mean anything when it comes to that crazy man.
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Iron Man
An eccentric billionaire builds a robotic suit that lets him kick all kinds of terrorist ass. Iron Man was the biggest surprise of the summer, making enough money for Robert Downey Jr. to build himself a real robot suit and fly arond in it instead of the normal limo. It helped restore people's faith in the Marvel movie machine after the tragedy that was Spiderman 3.
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It's Alive
We've all heard this tired story before. From IMDB:A baby born to a human couple turns out to be a mutant monster with an appetite to kill when scared.This is a remake of the 1974 classic. Hot Chicks To Watch For: Bijou PhillipsRating: R
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JCVD
Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! In JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States. -imdb
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Journey to the Center of the Earth
What if…what if in the center of the earth it wasn’t just a big core of molten rock (magma) but really just a magical world filled with dinosaurs and bioluminescent creatures of all shapes and sizes? And what if Encino Man (Brendan Frasier) went on a fantastic voyage through all of it? And what if they made a movie about it and put it all in 3-D?
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Max Payne
The phrases, "video game movie" and "Mark Wahlberg" don't generate much excitement when it comes to new releases, but Max Payne looks like it might have some things going for it. It's the story of a man whose family and partner are brutally murdered.
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Meet Dave

A massive fireball from space hits New York's Central Park and an ordinary man emerges unscathed. The man turns out to be a spaceship operated by 100 human-looking aliens who are one-quarter inch tall and seeking a way to save their planet; complications ensue when their captain falls in love with an Earth woman who's always picked losers for previous romances.

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Mirrors
Horay for remakes of Asian horror films! This American version of a South Korean flick is based on the premise that pissed off ghosts use mirrors as a doorway into the living world. They use that doorway to come in and mess everything up. Honestly, that plot sounds about as tired as Brett Favre, but you never know. At least it has Amy Smart.
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My Best Friend's Girl
There's nothing more excruciating than knowing your best friend is getting it on with the girl you should be hitting the sheets with, especially if your best friend happens to be Dane Cook. In this anti-rom com, Cook plays a guy who losers pay to treat the girls they love so badly, that they come running back into the pathetic arms.
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My Bloody Valentine 3D
Title: My Bloody Valentine 3-D Director: Patrick Lussier Cast: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Tom Atkins Synopsis: Ten years ago, a tragedy changed the town of Harmony forever. Tom Hanniger, an inexperienced coal miner, caused an accident in the tunnels that trapped and killed five men and sent the only survivor, Harry Warden, into a permanent coma. But Harry Warden wanted revenge. Exactly one year later, on Valentine’s Day, he woke up…and brutally murdered twenty-two people with a pickaxe before being killed. Ten years later, Tom Hanniger returns to Harmony on Valentine’s Day, still haunted by the deaths he caused. Genre: Horror Release Date: January 16, 2009
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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
This is a movie based on a popular teen book. Here’s a sample from its description of on Amazon:
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Outlander
In the future, Vikings will have to fight Aliens to secure the peace of all mankind on another planet that is from the past. Ok, I made that up. Here's the actual premise from IMDB:
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Kevin James stars in a gritty crime drama full of action, romance and important social commentary. Nah, just kidding. It's a slapstick comedy! Paul Blart is shy, chubby mall security guard who has to take on the element of organized crime that has taken over his precious shopping center.
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Pineapple Express
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Punisher: War Zone
Hollywood's third attempt at recreating the hyper-violent vigilante magic of Frank Castle has Rome's Ray Stevenson donning the skull shirt. In other words, it has absolutely nothing to do with the other two Punisher you've already seen, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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Quantum of Solace
Put the weird name out of your head for a minute and concentrate on the fact that James Bond is back and, juding by the poster and the trailers, well armed. The story picks up where Casino Royale left off, with 007 kicking the British asses of everyone he can point a gun at.
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Religulous
Bill Maher and Larry Charles explore the wild world of religious fundamentalism. Release Date: 3 Oct, 3008Studio: Lionsgate
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Righteous Kill
I re-watched Heat two months ago and was reminded what a rad movie it is. A big part of its radness is because Pacino and De Niro are awesome. So add 50-Cent and Mark Wahlberg's brother and you've got movie gold. Maybe. IMDB says:
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RocknRolla
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Role Models
The premise is a lot like the Jerry's pilot from Seinfeld. Instead of being forced into butler duties, two friends (Seann William Scott and Paul Rudd) are ordered by the court to participate in a Big Brother program. Each one is assigned his own little brother, one being a little trouble maker and the other being a painfully nerdy McLovin.
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Sex Drive
What does it say about our world that Sex Drive is the modern day Goonies? Same idea—a group of high-schoolers on a quest, led by a boy seeking to become a man. A town where they all feel like outsiders.
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Slumdog Millionaire
Director Danny Boyle takes a break from zombies that run and deadly drug farmers to tell an endearing story about a poor Indian teenager who makes it on the Hindi version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire! Except he's not in it for the money, rather for a girl, who is a humongous fan of the show. Love and gameshows!
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Soul Men
Samuel Jackson and  Bernie Mac team up for soulful comedy in this Mac's swan song.  The plot involves two former bandmates who decide to tour cross country in order to honor their recently deceased lead singer.  A woman believed to be Mac's daughter joins the fun and steps up to the role of lead singer in the band.Rating: R
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Star Trek (2009)
The creators of Lost, Heroes, and MI:3 have been given the task of reinvigorating the Star Trek series. They get back to the roots with the the origin story of the USS Enterprise team of Capt. Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu and McCoy.
 1 1 7 weeks 10 hours ago
by Anonymous
Step Brothers
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly got back together with fellow Talladega Nights alumn, Adam McKay to make another movie about very stupid adults acting wacky. Brennan (Ferrell) and Dale (Reilly) become step brothers when their parents fall in love and get married. Since they're both 40 and live at home, they have to come to terms with their new living situation.
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Sukiyaki Western Django
"Set during "The Genpei Wars" at the end of the 1100s, the Minamoto and Taira gangs face off in a town named Yuda, while a deadly gunman (Ito Hideaki) comes to the aid of the townsfolk."
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Terminator:Salvation
Title: Terminator:SalvationDirector: McGCast: Christian Bale, Anton Yelchin, Sam Worthington, Moon Bloodgood, CommonSynopsis: John Connor is facing a future that's not entirely what his mother laid out as he faces the robotic hordes of Skynet.Genre: Sci-Fi & FantasyRelease Date: May 22, 2009 
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The Clone Wars
Comming soon....
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
I was born under unusual circumstances. And so begins The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, adapted from the 1920s story by F. Scott Fitzgerald about a man who is born in his eighties and ages backwards: a man, like any of us, who is unable to stop time.
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The Dark Knight
Batman Begins brought a lot of people back on board the Batman train thanks to director, Christopher Nolan and his reluctance to make one of our favorite childhood heroes and turn him into a fake muscle-having priss.
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
The original version of this flick came out way back in 1951, which, in Hollywood's eyes, makes it way overdue for a remake. The plot has Keanu Reeves playing an alien messenger that has come to tell us earthlings that we're about to have our intestines handed to us by some unfriendly space-types.
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The Haunting Of Molly Hartley
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The Hobbit
Coming Soon.
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The Incredible Hulk

Fugitive Dr. Bruce Banner must utilize the genetic accident that transforms him into a giant, rampaging hulk to stop a former soldier that purposely becomes an even more dangerous version. full summary | full synopsis (warning! may contain spoilers)

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The Informers
This was Brad Renfro’s last movie, and it’s about people with drug problems that live in Los Angeles and can barely hold their shit together. Sound familiar? With all the hype surrounding Heath checking out before the Dark Knight dropped, will Renfro’s death help the box office?
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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Much like its namesake, the Mummy franchise refuses to stay dead, reemerging every couple of years to wow audiences with its crappy story and lame special effects. The latest installment is basically the exact same thing as the first two, only this time they're in China.
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The Road
More to come.
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by ClarkKunt
The Rocker
20 years after he gets kicked out of his hair metal band, a drummer named Fish tries to take his nephew's band of high school kids to the top of the music world. It's a role custom made for Jack Black, but he was too busy making Tropic Thunder, so they gave it to Dwight from The Office. Director: Peter Cattaneo
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The Spirit
Down these mean streets a man must come. A hero born, murdered, and born again. When a Rookie cop named Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces from the shadows of Central City. The Octopus who kills anyone unfortunate enough to see his face who has other plans. He's going to wipe out the entire city.
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The Unborn
The Unborn follows the story of a young woman Casey (Odette Yustman) that's haunted by a menacing ghost-devil-child that threatens everyone in she loves. In order to stop the Nazi cursed ghost that gains strength by inhabiting people, Casey must travel to the terrifying unknown to end the curse forever.   Michael Bay Produces!Studio: UniversalRating: PG-13Release Date: January 9th, 2009
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The Wackness
Remember in NYC in 1994 when hip hop was real and weed was sticky fresh? And you would just spend all summer blazing trees and listening to Tribe with the guy from Sexy beast, talking about your problems and thinking about nailing his step daughter but at the end of the day you were really just depressed?
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The Wolf Man
There are plenty of old movie monsters out there just waiting to get the reboot treatment, and it looks like ol' Wolfy is ready for his close-up. Benicio Del Toro is sporting the claws and fur, in what promises to be a much gorier than the 1941 version.
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The Wrestler
A drama centered on retired professional wrestler Randy "The Ram" Robinson as he makes his way through the independent circuit, trying to get back in the game for one final showdown with his former rival. Release Date: January 16th, 2009Rating: RStudio: Fox Searchlight  
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe
The 90's were hot. Bill Clinton was president, getting his nob polished in the oval office and bombing Kosovo. Sixteen year olds were making millions off the internet.  No one gave a shit about global warming. And Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully were hot on the case, proving to the world that there was life beyond our then-intact atmosphere.
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Towelhead
Sexually confused virgin jailbait Lebanese girl fingerbang raped by redneck in Houston suburbia.
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Transporter 3
The world's leading bald action hero is back for a third outing of the Transporter series. This time he has to deliver a package for an evil mastermind who has rigged lead character Frank Martin (Jason Statham) with a diabolical device.
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Tropic Thunder
Coming soon to a retard near you.
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Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Lycans, aka werewolves with "enhanced strength, speed and regeneration abilities", are revolting against their discriminatory vampire masters in this the third installment of the Underworld series.  It explores the origins of the age old monster rivalry between vamps and Lycans, with a vampire babe and all out rumbles to the death. 
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Valkyrie
I like movies where the good guys win, but in the end of this movie, Hitler wins. That's a bummer. Tom Cruise plays Claus von Stauffenberg, a German officer who plotted to off the fuehrer. Think of it as Mission: Impossible 4: Kill Hitler. Or don't. We would rather leave that job to Wolfenstein. Studio: United Artists
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Vicky Christina Barcelona
Well, this one may be a chick flick. But it does have Cruz and Johannson playing tonsil hockey. So I'm willing to give it a chance. Release Date: 15 August 2008
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W.
Oliver Stone is the Hollywood equivalent to the messageboard troll. All he ever wants to talk about is the super-controversial stuff that will either make people really interested or incredibly mad. So, how does one follow up Wold Trade Center? With a movie about the president people love to hate.
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Wall-E
Robots in Lov-E save tubby human race from intergalactic Carnival Cruise inspired tubbiness.
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Watchmen
Written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Dave Gibbons, Watchmen is one of the most revered graphic novels ever written. At one point it was thought to be "unfilmable," but Zach Snyder must have been feeling ambitious after the smash success of 300 because he has taken the project head on.
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
You don't have to be a cellar-dwelling comic nerd to have an unhealthy obsession with the X-Men, which is why the movies have been so successful, even though Brett Ratner made a mess of X3. The next taste we're going to get of the team of super mutants comes in the form of Wolverine's backstory.
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Yes Man
If you were to blank Eternal Sunshine from our minds (get it?), it would be pretty safe to say that Jim Carrey hasn’t made a decent movie since the turn of the millennium. Yes Man might be his return to form, providing him a premise that's plenty wacky: He has to say yes to everything and everyone for an entire year.
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Between reading and writing comic books, Kevin Smith found time to make another movie. This one stars Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks as a couple out to make a skin flick. If the title, plot and early controversy are any indication, it should be awesome, as long as you don't have to go see it with your parents. That could get....awkward.Studio: The Weinstein Company
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TV Discussion
 1 1 19 weeks 5 days ago
by Anonymous
2008 Beijing Olympics
You all know what the Olympics are, so there's little use in us explaining it to you here. There are hundreds of events and thousands of athletes competing to see which country is the best as running, swimming and shooting air rifles. No, seriously. Air rifle shooting is a real event.
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30 R
Sitcoms and the word “smart” don’t come into contact very often, and usually when they do you end up with some snooty piece of crap like Frasier or Sports Night. But Tina Fey’s show about the inner-workings of a fictionalized NBC is one of the funniest shows on TV thanks to its wit. Sure, it gets a lot of hype, but most of it is deserved.
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30 Rock
Sitcoms and the word “smart” don’t come into contact very often, and usually when they do you end up with some snooty piece of crap like Frasier or Sports Night. But Tina Fey’s show about the inner-workings of a fictionalized NBC is one of the funniest shows on TV thanks to its wit. Sure, it gets a lot of hype, but most of it is deserved.
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America’s Got Talent
NBC’s updated and somewhat watered-down version of The Gong Show puts a variety of acts at the mercy of judges David Hasselhoff, Sharon Osbourne and some bitchy British guy no one has ever heard of. It’s a hit during the summer off-season, primarily because it competes with absolutely nothing and requires absolutely 0% of your brain capacity to watch.
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American Gladiators
Network: NBCAirs: Mondays at 8 PM
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Batlestar Galactica

Battlestar Galactica, or BSG, is a franchise of science fiction films and television series, the first of which was produced in 1978. A series of book adaptations, original novels, comic books and video games have also been based on the concept. A reimagined miniseries aired in 2003, with a regular television series starting in 2004.

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Battleground Earth: Ludacris vs. Tommy Lee
Finally, two warriors can rise from their respective ranks and apply their battle-hardened skills toward a problem that is poised to destroy all life as we know it. One is armed with an ability to utter rhyming words in meter, often to a beat. The other is known to bang wooden sticks on a thin membrane, often getting a BJ on a boat from Pamela Anderson. Yes that’s right.
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Burn Notice
A former spy gets a pink slip (also known as a "burn notice") from his employer leaving him at the mercy of a mysterious women who gives him assigments over the phone. He gets help from his hot, but crazy ex, Fiona (played by the super-hot, Gabrielle Anwar), his wacky buddy (Bruce Campbell) and his annoying mom.
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Buzzin'
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Buzzin' (MTV)
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Buzzin: Ep. 1.05
Episode 5, “Working on Wango” stats off with the boys back on the radio. Dave immediately loses a bet and has to jump in a pond in front of a hotel.  They tour a bunch, and eventually accidently run the car off a small ledge at a gas station.
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Colbert Report
One of the funniest and most informative men on TV, Stephen Colbert has created a show that is consistently hilarious and brilliantly compliments the stylings of his compadre Jon Stewart. Smart and blaringly American, Colbert keeps you laughing while disecting the news and intimidating guests on the show.Airs: Mon-Thurs 11:30/10:30 C on Comedy Central
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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
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CSI: Miami
A drama series based off of the widely popular CSI: Crime Scene Investigation series, CSI: Miami follows a team of forensic investigators as they use high- tech equipment and old fashion detective work to solve cases. Horatio Cane is a former homicide detective that now leads a team of investigators to find out the truth from the evidence.Network: CBS
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Entourage

Vince Chase is a sexy young actor whose career is on the rise. To share the fun of his ride to the top of Hollywood and keep him grounded, Vince looks to Eric, Drama and Turtle, his childhood buddies from Queens. Together, they'll navigate the highs and lows of Hollywood's fast lane, where the stakes are higher, and the money and temptations greater, than ever before.

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by Steve Bennett
Eureka
The little town of Eureka is populated almost exclusively by gadget-obsessed geniuses, which makes it the exact polar opposite of According to Jim. The residents are constantly inventing new contraptions that have a tendency to go nuts and completely screw up the lives of the town’s inhabitants, often to hilarious, if extremely nerdy, results.
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Firefly
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Fringe
The X-Files have been off the air for years, but if your life just hasn't had enough TV drama laced with weird crap, then you're in luck. J.J. Abrams is taking a break from cashing his Lost checks to put together a science fiction series that deals with the dark and evil side of scientific research.
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General - TV
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Generation Kill
Two of the guys behind HBO's awesome series, The Wire, adapted a journalist's account of his time in Iraq into a seven part miniseries. Since the information was recorded first-hand, it should provide a pretty accurate account of what it's like to sit around for hours, waiting for someone to come and shoot at you.
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Heroes
I think that if I had super powers, I probably would not use them for the greater good. I’d have the ability to cure hang over’s and make it less humid outside. I would be able to do my taxes and fix my delinquent car registration just by thinking about it. My gas bill would pay itself. They would not make a TV show about me.
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House
I hate hospitals. You either go there when you're terribly sick or you come home with a baby. It's a no-win situation. But watching Hugh Laurie perfectly portray the grumpy genius doctor is worth feeling a little uncomfortable every week. He and his staff of less-brilliant doctors take on cases that would make normal docs hang up their stethescopes. It'll make you laugh. It will make you cry.
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I Want To Work For Diddy
Anyone that has ever done work as a personal assistant knows that the depths of human horribleness are much greater than the common man can fathom.
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Intervention
Documentaries can be about as interesting as an eighth grade biology film strip, but when the cameras are following around people with serious drug addictions, you never know what's going to happen. After watching the subjects further screw their lives up for a few days, they spring an intervention on them and try to get them treatment.
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Last Comic Standing
There are a lot of reality shows out there, but this one actually makes a little sense. Contestants from all across the globe bring their stand-up chops in front of judges from other NBC properties and then, in the grand tradition, America votes. The comics tend to be pretty funny, but they sprinkle in a bunch of wacky gimmick acts, I feel like they could do without.
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Law & Order
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Life on Mars (US)
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Lost

After Oceanic Air Flight 815 tears apart in mid-air and crashes on a Pacific island on September 22nd 2004, its survivors are forced to find inner strength they never knew they had in order to survive.

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Lost in Space

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Mad Men
Ah, 1960. A time when you could get totally obliterated at work, as long as you were drinking some type of whisky from a tumbler.  The worst punishment for sexual harassment was a smirk.  Doctors would smoke cigarettes on airplanes filled with asthmatic toddlers and no one would bat a bloodshot eye.
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Man Vs. Wild
Bear Grylls is the kind of guy that makes the rest of us slobs look bad. He's climbed Mt. Everest and knows enough survival techniques to make MacGuyver look like a cut-rate Eagle Scout. Every week he drops himself into an intense situation and does all kinds of gross crap to get through it. Don't watch it with your girlfriend unless you want her to know how much of a wimp you are.
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My Own Worst Enemy
Christian Slater and his clone star in a series where one Slater is a superskilled secret agent and the other is a suburban dad.  While one clone drives his kids to work, the other dishes the lead out.  Unfortunately, the clones never appear in the same scene together, you know in one of those long lost brother sortof...What?  They're the same person?  Really?
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Mythbusters
If you're the kind of kid that used to watch Bill Nye, then you've probably already been following these two mad scientists blow crap up since the beginning. Mythbusters is the show that's almost single-handedly responsible for Discovery's line-up full of shows where people explode things and justify it by showing some scientific formula.
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Reality Bites Back
With Reno 911! done for the season, Comedy Central put 10 up-and-coming comedians in a house and made them compete in twisted versions of popular, but terrible, reality shows. Shows getting the comedy treatment include American Gladiators, The Amazing Race and even The Biggest Loser.
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Sons of Anarchy
FX is losing The Shield, but in an effort to keep their sky high level of grit intact, they came up with this brutal drama about an outlaw biker club. They run guns, get laid and beat the crap out of people, all in the name of a sacred pact of brotherhood...and booze.
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South Park
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Terminator. The Sarah Connor Chronicles
The Sarah Connor Chronicles finds Sarah, her teenage son John, the savior of the free world, and his female protector Cameron, the most sophisticated machine from the future in a fight to change the fate of the world.
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The Colbert Report
One of the funniest and most informative men on TV, Stephen Colbert has created a show that is consistently hilarious and that brilliantly compliments the stylings of his pundit compadre Jon Stewart. Smart and blaringly American, Colbert keeps you laughing while disecting the news and intimidating guests on the show with his cocksure, unrelenting attitude.
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The Daily Show
Along with the her sister program Colbert Report, the Daily Show has indeed become the source of news for youngsters and fogies alike.  Always full of solid comedy and an excellent team of reporters backing Jon up, the show makes the news totally digiestible and informative.  What with the news always doing stuff, we should all be real happy that Jon and the show will be around for a
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The Gong Show
The kick-off of Comedy Central’s post-primetime Thursday line-up has Dave Attell at the helm of their remake of a classic wacky variety show. It’s kind of like America’s Got Talent, only it doesn’t completely suck. Every week a new panel of judges, including hilarious people like Andy Dick, Brian Posehn and even Dave Navarro.
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The Life & Times of Tim
Not a lot of info yet...Airs Sept 28th, 2008 @11pm on HBO
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The Office
Unless you’re the kind of insufferable jackass who can’t watch the American version without talking incessantly about how much better the UK version is, you’re already plenty familiar with Steve Carrell and company’s brand of douche chill-inducing humor.
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The Simpsons
The Simpsons has been churning out funny episodes since before some of you were born. Sure, it has had its ups and downs, but, ultimately, no show has turned out more laughs. Some of us have spent more time with this four-fingered, yellow family than we have with our own families and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
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The Ultimate Fighter Season 8 Premiere Is a Show of Balls
The season premiere of The Ultimate Fighter: Team Nogueira vs. Team Mirbegan not with a bang, but with a whimper: As the 32 UFC hopefuls lined up to get pep-talked by Dana White, Phillipe Nover got a case of the vapors and passed out. (Is this show hardcore or what?!) To add further embarrassment to his situation, nobody seems to know how to pronounce Nover’s first name.
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True Blood
It’s Louisiana, so everybody has to have a problem. If you’re black you’re also gay. If you work in a Walmart you have a rapier wit and are too smart for your surroundings. If you’re captain of the football team, you’re also a sex addict with a penchant for rough rolls in the swamp. If you’re a trailer park blonde, you’re also telepathic.
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Weeds

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Work For Diddy (VH1)
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Worst Week
The Worst Week of My Life was a hit sitcom in Britain, but CBS is hoping that it will play here in the US, too. The main character, Sam, has to tell his future in-laws that he has impregnated their daughter. If that wasn't going to be hard enough, he keeps getting himself into incredibly wacky situations that are outrageous, even by sitcom standards.
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