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_{You don't need to read my mind to see my boner.}

In True Blood's idiotic second season finale, Bill needed to save Sam by squirting him full of his magic vampire blood (SPOILER ALERT). Well, who knows who will be squirting what in the new season. Show creator Alan Ball tells Michael Ausiello that the vampire and shapeshifter now share "not just any connection, an erotic connection," as a result of the transfusion. Ball wouldn't disclose how erotic the scenes will be, but let's assume the monster-mashing is nestled somewhere near Van Helsing and New Moon on the Gay Monster Scale, or GSM as it's more commonly called. (Ausiello Files)

Alan Ball's HBO series True Blood is back in production, and they're letting everyone know with the above industrial video. I haven't seen that many bottles of blood since I rummaged through Angelina Jolie's jewelry drawer. (io9)

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Although his name has been attached to a slew of projects recently, Steven Spielberg has set his sights on Harvey as his next to direct. James Stewart starred in the original as a man who's best friend is a six-foot tall invisible rabbit. No word yet on casting or the unnecessary special effects that will bastardize this remake but let's see, who in Hollywood could pull off a protagonist who sees things that may or may not be there? Joaquin Pheonix, put down your microphone and dookie gold ropes. Steven Spielberg needs you. (The Playlist)

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Dispute settled. Futurama cast returns. (/Film)
Tom Arnold is full of sh*t. (MTV)
What Michael Moore really wants to do is direct. (First Showing)
Mary-Ann from True Blood. What up with her? (TV Squad)
Rob Marshall is going to make Pirates 4 faaabbbbuuullllooouuussss! (Empire)

The marketing for HBO's True Blood has always had a cool way of re-imagining popular culture with a vampiric twist. For instance, their beverage billboards from last summer that blurred the line between faux and legit. Now in honor of the show's upcoming second season, they've launched BloodCopy.com; a website that sinks its teeth into juicy vampire gossip. It's like Gawker but less evil.

Look at these other morning tidbits...

The Final Destination poster is pretty sweet. (UGO)

The Hangover 2 is not yet guaranteed. (The Playlist)

$70 Zombie Movie looks like it cost at least $80. (io9)

Land Of The Lost pics. (Cinema Blend)

Behind the scenes of Halloween 2, the newest one. (Dread Central)