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$Amber Heard Rides Shotgun in Nic Cage\'s \'Drive Angry\'$

National hero Amber Heard will be stretching her acting abilities to the brink of snapping by pretending to be attracted to Nicolas Cage in the upcoming Drive Angry. Cage plays a crazy, road-ragin' grandpa on the hunt for those who murdered his daughter and kidnapped his grandbaby. Heard will play a diner employee who joins Cage during the high octane rampage. The splatterfest is being directed by My Bloody Valentine 3D's Patrick Lussier and, yes, it will be in ass-puckering 3D.

This 3D craze is really pushing itself too far. Nicolas Cage popping off-screen is terrifying enough to clear a theater. It would be like showing Encino Man a documentary about the railroads. (THR)

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$Nic Cage and Ryan Reynolds Cast as Cavemen in \'The Croods\'$

Dreamworks has hired the voices of Nicolas Cage and Ryan Reynolds for an upcoming caveman comedy. The film was being developed at Aardman Animations with the name Crood Awakenings but is now simply called The Croods. Why change it? Both names conjure the image of diarrhea equally. Hey! Here's the plot:

“An old school caveman must lead his family across a volatile prehistoric landscape in search of a new home. The outsized flora and fauna are challenge enough, but the real complication arises when the family is joined by an alarmingly modern caveman whose search for “tomorrow” is at odds with our hero’s reliance on the traditions of yesterday.”

Cage will play the cave-dad while Reynolds voices the modern caveman who charms Cage's daughter. Sounds like a snake's oil salesman, if you ask me. Then again, snake's oil had a lot of practical uses back in those days, the main one being a lubricant. He had it all figured out, that snake's oil salesman. (Variety)

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Nic Cage turned 46 today and hosted the creepiest party ever!

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$\'The Sorcerer\'s Apprentice\' Trailer$

Nicolas Cage loooooooves fake hair. We recently posted The Season of the Witch trailer, in which Cage dons flowing locks of stringy fibers, and it appears he continues the trend in the new trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice. There's CG magic abound in the Disney film, and Jay Barachul in disbelief of most of it. I have to say though, the dragon stuff is pretty cool. I mean, it's no Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, because that "film" was clearly Rob Cohen jerkin' it in front of a mirror, so maybe Apprentice can give CG dragons the recognition they deserve.

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$Witness Nic Cage\'s Flowing Locks in \'Season Of The Witch\' Trailer$

Not to be confused with the crappy Halloween sequel of the same name, Season Of The Witch is a new gothic, thriller starring Sir Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman. The large-headed duo portray knights on a mission to bring a violent witch to an abbey for dewitchification and the witch is all like, "No. No. No." It's the Middle Ages equivalent of bringing Amy Winehouse to rehab.

Check out the trailer after the jump.

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SEASON OF THE WITCH

November 20, 2009, 3:34 pm

Director: Dominic Sena

Cast: Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman

Synopsis: 14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague.

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$\'Kick-Ass\' Teaser Promises Some Serious Kickings Of Ass$

If you're having trouble deciding what to dress up as this Thanksgiving, the Kick-Ass teaser has debuted just in time with ample options. The movie follows Aaron Johnson's Kick-Ass, a DIY hero who lacks superpowers but carries two big sticks. Also glimpsed in this trailer are Chloe Moretz as Hit Girl, Nicolas Cage as Big Daddy, and McLovin as Red Mist. I'm hoping this movie is as good as everyone purports it to be. As of right now, I am worried that we've got another Zombieland on our hands.

Check out the trailer after the jump.

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NIC CAGE DID NOT HIRE A VOODOO PRIESTESS

June 11, 2009, 5:50 am

While talking with HitFix, Nicolas Cage eschewed the rumors that he hired a Voodoo Priestess to remove a curse from the set of Sorcerer's Apprentice. Of course he didn't hire a voodoo woman to remove a curse from his set. He hired her because she has the best weed.

Check out these other morning headlines...

Just because Tony Kaye wants to direct Mickey Rourke's script doesn't mean that Tony Kaye will get to direct Mickey Rourke's script. (The Playlist)

Ed Helms really yanked his tooth for The Hangover. (Cinema Blend)

JJ Abrams set to produce Mission: Impossible 4: The Impossible Mission. (/Film)

Todd McFarlane is delusional. (MTV)

Hilarious book Ghosts/Aliens to be adapted into kinda-alright Comedy Central series. (Dread Central)

England loves our poop. (io9)

NEW District 9 trailer. (Pajiba)

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BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS

May 28, 2009, 4:01 pm

Director: Werner Herzog

Cast: Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Val Kilmer

Synopsis: “Port of Call” stars Cage as the not-good Lieutenant and Eva Mendes, Val Kilmer, Jennifer Coolidge, Xhibit and Fairuza Balk as the people who helps him be not so good.

Genre: Drama

Release Date: December 2, 2009

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nicolas cage

Amber Heard Rides Shotgun in Nic Cage's 'Drive Angry'

Nic Cage and Ryan Reynolds Cast as Cavemen in 'The Croods'

Nicolas Cage is Everyone at His Birthday Party!

'The Sorcerer's Apprentice' Trailer

Witness Nic Cage's Flowing Locks in 'Season Of The Witch' Trailer

SEASON OF THE WITCH

'Kick-Ass' Teaser Promises Some Serious Kickings Of Ass

NIC CAGE DID NOT HIRE A VOODOO PRIESTESS

'BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS' TRAILER

BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS

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