Nadine Velazquez

Nadine Velazquez is probably most recognizable for her role as Catalina, the motel maid, on My Name is Earl. Now she plays Sophia on The League, where her character's breasts are too big after just having a child. Buuuuuuh. You can see her fondling them in episode 2. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.  

A word from Nadine: "I wake up with stripper boots on sometimes."

That probably means you went to bed with stripper boots on... Which means you were probably stripping the night before... I used my powers of deduction to surmise that you dance naked! What club, please? 

Nadine's got those "stripper eyes" in the pics after the jump.