Michael Have Issues

I understand that there's a natural skepiticism when one is informed of a both funny and hot woman; theoretically, the two cannot exist together, as it defies all common logic.  But make no mistake: Jessi Klein is both hot and funny.  She's been doing standup and clip shows for quite some time, and is now not only writing, but acting as the show-within-a-show's producer, Marla, on "Michael And Michael Have Issues."  Meanwhile, I'm still trying to hire a team of scientists  that will tell me how she is biologically possible.

A word from Jessi: "When I meet a guy for the first time, I have no problem with his eyes wandering south for a second to check out my rack—that’s when I steal a glance at the little slip of landscape peeking out from the collar of his shirt. Is it heavily forested, gently grassy, or just a desert-like stretch of flesh, with nary a hair in sight to provide shade?"

What a very fair way to handle that situation.  Check out some classy (meaning with clothing, because she respects herself) photos and some of Jessi's standup routine after the jump!

By Patrick Schumacker

Cast: Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Other SAG and SAG-eligible Actors (But who cares, really?)

Synopsis: "Probably going to be the best show on Comedy Central since that episode of 'Crank Yankers' where the puppets started humping the clock radio." - Michael Ian Black

Network: Read above, Sir Skims-a-Lot