girl gallery

Ashley Greene has starred in TV shows such as Crossing Jordan and Shark, but her big break came when she was cast as Alice Cullen in Twilight. Now she's reprising that role in New Moon, and I'm guessing that trend will continue for two more movies.

A word from Ashley: "I think I’d like to play one of the villain vampires!"

Be grateful for the role you were given!

And YOU be grateful for the pics after the jump.

Anna Kendrick is just so damn adorable. She's also a natural born actress. She was great in the movie Rocket Science as a fast talking master debater, I'm sure she's great in New Moon (I'll ask some tween), and she's already getting major buzz for her role opposite The Clooney in Up in the Air. 

A word from Anna: "I'm a big dork."

Adorable!

Check out more ADORABLE pics after the jump.

Nikki Reed wrote the screenplay for the movie Thirteen at fifteen. It would have been more impressive if she would have written it at thirteen, but whatever. I guuuuess it's still quite an accomplishment. Now Nikki is reprising her role of Rosalie in New Moon. At 21 years of age.

A word from Nikki: "I had hoped that girls all over the world would relate to Thirteen."

I'm sure all the slutty, druggy ones did. Courtney Love probably balled while watching that movie. Balled right into her mound of cocaine. 

The pics after the jump will have you doing the opposite of balling.

Noot. Hehehe. What a silly name. It works in Aliens, but makes me giggle in the real world. Noot (hehehe, stop it!) is another model turned actress, and she's busting her career wide open by playing Heidi in New Moon. We'll see if she's got the goods, in an acting sense, by her ability to deliver more than a pouty expression.

A word from Noot: "I think there’s something about flying that heightens emotion, because I was literally crying the whole way through each of those books."

Of course flying heightens emotions. That's why (I've heard) sex in an airplane bathroom totally rocks. So put down your damn tween novel and go join the Mile High Club. 

Earns your wings by checking out more pics after the jump.

Nadine Velazquez is probably most recognizable for her role as Catalina, the motel maid, on My Name is Earl. Now she plays Sophia on The League, where her character's breasts are too big after just having a child. Buuuuuuh. You can see her fondling them in episode 2. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.  

A word from Nadine: "I wake up with stripper boots on sometimes."

That probably means you went to bed with stripper boots on... Which means you were probably stripping the night before... I used my powers of deduction to surmise that you dance naked! What club, please? 

Nadine's got those "stripper eyes" in the pics after the jump.

Adrianne Palicki is a blonde beauty who is best known for her role as Tyra Collete on the DirecTV/NBC series Friday Night Lights. If you haven’t checked out this show you should, hot chicks and hard-hitting football. What more could you ask for on a station unable to air graphic sexual situations?

A word from Adrianne: "I’m a huge comic book fan and Aquaman was a huge deal."

Only a huge enough deal for James Cameron to fictitiously direct it on Entourage. Sorry you didn't get a part, Adrianne. Think of all the scenes we missed of her swimming with the fishies...

Adrianne has less than a bikini on in the pics after the jump.

Cameron Richardson played one of Vince's many flings on Entourage, the lucky bastard. Dr. House also got to touch her, but that was under circumstances that weren't quite as sexy. Who am I kidding, she still looked hot in a hospital gown.  

A word from Cameron: "I was in Vancouver.  It was cold.  I felt a vibration…"

Let your imagination take it from there. My version is for me, and only me.

Use the pics after the jump if you don't have an imagination.

Beatrice Rosen is French. Sexy right? I bet you couldn't tell that from her photo. You might also recognize her as Bruce Wayne's preeminent ballerina date in The Dark Knight. Don't get confused, she played a Russian.   

A word from Beatrice: "In this first series, Commando Nanny, I had one of the lead roles. But ultimately fate didn’t allow this show to make it.

No, Commando Nanny?! Oh come on, that premise sounds awesome! Its downfall was most likely do to a competing project that year: Green Beret Butler.

Salute more pics after the jump. Yes, like that.

Thandie Newton got sexually assaulted by Matt Dillon. In the movie Crash! Whoa, that came awfully close to libel. I should pay greater attention to my punctuation. Anyway, look for Thandie as Laura Wilson in 2012 this weekend, a film guaranteed to sexually assault your senses. 

A word from Thandie: "I want more babies."

(The sound of 10,000 men retreating). 

No babies, but more pics after the jump.

If you can't tell by the deliberately well-lit and posed photo above, Evelina Oboza is amodel with minor film and television credits. She played "Hot Blond" in Scrubs, more perfect casting I cannot imagine, and now she's starring in The Box, probably as a hot blond without the blatant title.  

A word from Evelina: "I like horses."

She didn't really say that, but based on the pics after the jump I totally believe it's something she would say.

Watch the sexy farmhand do her thing!