American History X

Where the Wild Things Are opens this weekend, and a lot of early reviews are saying that the film is too mature for young audiences... that they've somehow made a children's story into an adult film, thereby alienating the intended audience.

Of course, none of this would be a problem if we just exposed our children to R-Rated topics at an early age. We suggest Hollywood partner with children's book publishers to help introduce kids to R-Rated fare as early as the kids can read. 

Here's our list of required reading: