Alec Baldwin

The poster for Nancy Meyers's It's Complicated shows Oscar co-host Alec Baldwin and Oscar winner Meryl Streep in post-coital bliss. Actually, Baldwin has a look of contented bliss and Streep has a look of dissatisfied worry (obviously he stole a page from my playbook). At any rate, gross Mom and Dad!!!

Also, does Alec Baldwin always look like Keyboard Cat after sex?

This morning Variety reports that Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will be double-teaming the 82nd Academy Awards. Oscar co-producers Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman didn't waste much time in snagging the duo as we told you yesterday that Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. had turned down the offer to co-host. Martin has the experience of both hosting and having had worked with Shankman in the past on Bringing Down the House. Sounds like two pretty solid hosts but oh, how we do wish that Baldwin were splitting hosting duties with Tracy Morgan.

BALDWIN: "Are you excited to be here tonight, Tracy?"

MORGAN: "I'm gonna get Oscar pregnant!"

BALDWIN: "Ha ha. Now Tracy, stick to the script."

MORGAN: "Sure thing, Alec B.. (long pause) I wanna break Helen Mirren's water!!"