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Kristen Wiig’s ‘Zoolander 2′ Hair Is A Thing Of Majesty
Friday, April 3 by

Hair was made to be bent to sharp angles.

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‘House Of Cards’ Gets A Fourth Season From Netflix
Friday, April 3 by

Maybe this season will just have retiring to a nice cabin somewhere, doing crossword puzzles.

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Tom Hardy Has Signed On For Three More ‘Mad Max’ Films After ‘Fury Road’
Friday, April 3 by

This might mean we can look forward to Madder Max in 2017 and Maddest Max in 2020 or so.

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Oh, Good, Puff Daddy Is Producing A Cartoon For FX
Friday, April 3 by

He KNOWS comedy.

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Disney, Unable To Help Themselves, Announces Live-Action ‘Winnie the Pooh’ Film
Thursday, April 2 by

Where the f*ck are they going to find a real yellow pantsless bear?

Batman hates Mondays.
The ‘Batman v. Superman’ Trailer Will Premiere Before ‘Mad Max’ Fury Road
Thursday, April 2 by

If you’re the type of person that pays for tickets to movies to see a trailer, this is huge news for you.

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CMT Promises The World A Scripted Billy Ray Cyrus Comedy
Thursday, April 2 by

A documentary about his life would probably be funnier.

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Ouch! That Bruce Willis Indie Movie That Ran Out Of Funding Is Shut Down For Good
Thursday, April 2 by

Well, maybe not for good, but it’s dead for a year due to Willis’ schedule.

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Bob Odenkirk To Reunite With David Cross For A Netflix Sketch Series That Totally Isn’t ‘Mr. Show’
Thursday, April 2 by

It’s called ‘With Bob and David’, so it really couldn’t be more different.

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It’s Kind Of Funny That Harrison Ford Is Narrating This NatGeo Airplane Documentary
Wednesday, April 1 by

“For instance, did you know airplanes can land on golf courses? Sometimes. And not very well.”

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Bill Simmons Claims Louis C.K., Amy Schumer, And Amy Poehler Were Comedy Central’s First Choices As ‘The Daily Show’ Replacements
Wednesday, April 1 by

I can’t imagine anyone of these rich people with complete creative control wanting to be criticized in the media every day.

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‘The Americans’ Renewed For A Fourth Season, To The Delight Of Wigmakers
Wednesday, April 1 by

Wigmakers? Wigmongers? Wigmakers.

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Mark Wahlberg, Son Of Boston, Will Be Making ‘Patriots’ Day’, A Boston Marathon Bombing Film
Wednesday, April 1 by

When you want the truth, you want Mark Wahlberg.

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The Star Of ‘Arrow’ Will Be Playing Casey Jones In The Next ‘Ninja Turtles’ Movie
Wednesday, April 1 by

Sure. Why not?

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Mr. Eko From ‘Lost’ Will Play ‘Suicide Squad’s Killer Croc
Wednesday, April 1 by

I have very little understanding of what these words mean, but I’m happy for cut and paste every time I have to write “Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.”

A recent picture of Eastwood.
Fresh Off That ‘American Sniper’ High, Clint Eastwood Might Direct That Jonah Hill/DiCaprio Richard Jewell Pic
Wednesday, April 1 by

Apparently Paul Greengrass is nowhere in the mix anymore.

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‘Better Call Saul’ Producer Promises ‘Epic’ Finale Next Week
Tuesday, March 31 by

He could just be saying that, but we like reporting ‘Saul’ news, so here ya go…

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Disney Is Now Making A Live-Action Version Of ‘Mulan’
Tuesday, March 31 by

Is there anything they won’t un-animate?

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That ‘Vacation’ Reboot Will Gets Moved From October to July 31st
Tuesday, March 31 by

Well, well, well…Someone has a high opinion of themselves.

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Johnny Depp’s Busted Finger Delays ‘Pirates’ Shoot For A Month
Tuesday, March 31 by

An extremely trivial delay for an extremely trivial film.

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Why Yes, The Church Of Scientology Does Have Some Thoughts On HBO’s ‘Going Clear’ Documentary Last Night
Monday, March 30 by

It turns out they don’t agree with it.

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George R.R. Martin Won’t Be Writing Any ‘Game Of Thrones’ Scripts For Season 5 Or 6
Monday, March 30 by

He’ll be focusing on finishing ‘Winds of Winter’.

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That ‘Walking Dead’ Spinoff Won’t Be Called ‘Cobalt’, Will Be Called…
Monday, March 30 by

If you click, I promise you’ll get the new title.

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Hugh Jackman To Take The Wolverine Claws Out For One Last Spin
Monday, March 30 by

Otherwise, what’s he going to do with all these muscles?

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Trevor Noah Will Be The Heir To Jon Stewart’s ‘Daily Show’ Throne
Monday, March 30 by

The next Jon Stewart is a South African black dude!

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‘Straight Outta Compton’ Writer To Delight Rappers Once Again With ‘Scarface’ Remake
Wednesday, March 18 by

He truly is a rappers’ delight.

George R.R. Martin Will Skip Comic-Con To Focus On DOING HIS JOB And Finishing Those Books
Tuesday, March 17 by

We’re seriously about six months away from a ‘Misery’-type situation with a rabid fan.

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‘Aquaman’s Jason Momoa: ‘F*ck Marvel’
Tuesday, March 17 by

Big words for such a tiny man! Oh. Wait. He’s enormous. Never mind.

That guy in the puffy shot is SCREWING UP THE SHOT.
‘Sherlock’ To Revisit Its Roots With A Victorian Christmas Special
Monday, March 16 by

It’s a modernized story thrown back to the original era. I don’t know if there’s a word for that yet.

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Jessica Lange Says ‘I’m Done’ With ‘American Horror Story’
Monday, March 16 by

Now the only evil character from season-to-season will be creator Ryan Murphy.

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