Because if you can’t find love with the help of a man who started a riot at Woodstock 99, then you can’t find love.
And the award for “Most Oppressive and Overwarught Draft Coverage” goes to…
Caution: Do not apply with a makeup gun.
The Butler didn’t do it.
If this surprises you then you’re not familiar with ‘True Blood’.
Sunday night belongs to HBO. Not legally, of course. But figuratively.
Maybe this movie was so good it could have made any collection of songs popular.
Yup, Eddie Murphy will be returning as Axel Foley.
The is the first announcement of any new cast members.
I hope that organ-harvesting becomes a hot premise on networks, like fairy tales, zombies, and vampires.
Everything is better in LEGO form. Except DUPLOs, because they could cause a choking hazard for toddlers.
“Did ya see this? Did ya hear about this?” *Eubanks chuckles*
When I think of monster trucks, I can’t help but think of Rob Lowe.
She will be coaching, and determining who is a hollaback girl and who isn’t.
It will be hosted by Dan Patrick. WOO-HOO!!!!
What probably stemmed from a focus group of teenage boys turned into a pretty strong anthology.
Goodbye, sir. You will be missed.
Why? Because the universe can be a bit of a jerk sometimes.
Unfortunately, it’s not a film about a bunch of old judges who solve crimes.
Now that’s versatility!
What does this have to do with the films? Not much, so far.
The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.
Take a left at the severed head on a pike, then keep going. You’ll pass five, maybe six severed heads on pikes, then take a right. And that’ll take you to the giant pile of rotting bodies.
Now if only they would help us tell Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy apart…
Maybe this time the pants could consider a staycation?
If you’re expecting dinosaurs, temper your expectations.
It’s not a catchy headline, but it gets the point across.