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Marvel Announces Mike Colter Will Be Its Luke Cage
Saturday, December 27 by

They sorta buried this one amid the holiday, but many saw it coming.

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Kim Dickens, The Detective From ‘Gone Girl’, Will Be Starring In That ‘Walking Dead’ Spinoff
Saturday, December 27 by

Spinoff, sister series, “companion” series…whatever.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Heading Back To HBO For A Divorce Comedy Series
Saturday, December 27 by

99% of HBO’s shows seem to revolve around divorce. Or dragons.

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Amy Adams Working On Playing Janis Joplin In A Biopic
Friday, December 26 by

All ya need is some tinted glasses and some really long hair. The rest sorts itself out.

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‘Star Trek 3′, Directed By Justin Lin, Will Hit Theaters In 2016
Friday, December 26 by

Beam me up, Angelo! (They’re going for a more diverse cast this time. No, not really.0

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Pee-Wee Herman Getting A Netflix Special, Produced By Judd Apatow
Friday, December 26 by

Time to pull the grey suit and tiny bow tie out of moth balls.

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Adam Sandler, For The Second Year In A Row, Is The Most Overpaid Actor In America
Friday, December 26 by

As determined by ‘Forbes’ and less formally by everyone else.

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Kate Winslet Now Getting Involved In The Slow-Motion Trainwreck That Is The Steve Jobs Biopic
Monday, December 22 by

This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.

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HLN Will Be Forcing A Facebook TV Show Upon Us
Monday, December 22 by

We’re not really sure what that means either, but we’ve got some guesses.

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Jason Reitman Hosted A Live Reading Of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ With Lots Of Stars Participating
Friday, December 19 by

Ellen Page, Dennis Haysbert, Mark Hamill, Aaron Paul, etc.

Look behind you, dipshit.
Mark Wahlberg Will Be Doing More ‘Transformers’ Movies That Hackers Are Unlikely To Stop
Friday, December 19 by

Oh. Good.

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David Fincher Is Preparing A Comedy Film About 80’s Music Videos
Friday, December 19 by

Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.

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Craig Ferguson’s Show Is Ending Tonight, If That’s Something That Interests You
Friday, December 19 by

Smooth move, Ferguson.

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‘The Colbert Report’ Ends Forever Tonight, So Act Accordingly
Thursday, December 18 by

Not goodbye. “See you later.” *breaks down sobbing*

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Here Are A Few More Details On Season 2 Of ‘Fargo’
Thursday, December 18 by

What we’ve learned and what we already knew.

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HBO, Turning Into A Bad Boy That Plays By Its Own Rules, Won’t Release Its Ratings Anymore
Thursday, December 18 by

Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.

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Sarah Silverman Will Be Starring In An HBO Series Pilot
Thursday, December 18 by

I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”

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Barack Obama’s Best Picture Award Goes To ‘Boyhood’
Wednesday, December 17 by

As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.

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America’s Largest Theater Chains Have Dropped ‘The Interview’ Altogether. Terrorists Win This Round.
Wednesday, December 17 by

This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.

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Terry Crews Will Be Our Host As We Explore ‘America Funniest Fails’
Wednesday, December 17 by

Failure IS funny.

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TBS Orders Pilot From The ‘Super Troopers’ And ‘Beerfest’ Guys
Tuesday, December 16 by

TBS has weird taste in shows.

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The ‘Walking Dead’ Sister Show Will Take Place In Los Angeles
Tuesday, December 16 by

It’s about a zombie just trying to make ends meet while shopping a screenplay.

With a name like "Mike Movieman," you know he was going to turn out a cinephile.
AMC To Offer All-You-Can-See Movies For $30-$45 A Month With MoviePass
Tuesday, December 16 by

Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.

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J.K. Simmons Will Scream At King Kong In Skull Island
Tuesday, December 16 by

But only because he wants to push Kong to succeed.

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Seth Rogen Says He Wants North Koreans To See ‘The Interview’
Tuesday, December 16 by

But what becomes of their glorious enlightened leader?

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Christina Hendricks Will Bring A Busty, Ginger-y Presence To Showtime’s ‘Roadies’
Monday, December 15 by

She’s taking her no-nonsense attitude on the road.

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This Season 4 Supercut Of Conan Eliminates The Need To Actually Watch The Show!
Monday, December 15 by

They may be doing themselves a disservice here!

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Sony Hackers Promise Big ‘Christmas Gift’ That Will Arrive Soon
Monday, December 15 by

I hope it’s an iPhone 6 case!

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Marvel’s Not Gonna Cross-Over ‘Guardians’ And ‘Avengers’ Any Time Soon
Monday, December 15 by

Because they have no idea where they’d put all the money they’d make.

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James Corden Gets Reggie Watts As His Band Leader For ‘The Late Late Show’
Friday, December 12 by

The stoner crowd’s ears just perked up.