The nice part is you really only need to pay to license one song.
We will just assume Adam Sandler is involved until further notice.
I think they might be right about this one…
Maybe just a nice blue car next time…
Daniel Day-Lewis would be a killer Geppetto.
I wonder what time of year it will come out?
Weird that this backfired. That only happens EVERY TIME THERE’S A TWITTER Q&A.
The price is right.
It would be called ‘Triplets’ and features Arnie, Eddie, and Danny.
We’ll believe it when we see it, but we’ll keep reporting these developments.
All it took to convince the cast to do ‘Star Trek 4′ was a tremendous amount of money!
Tom Cruise >Insurance companies, duh.
I guess the only way they can up the ante is to make her kick EVEN HARDER in this one.
It’s like ‘Argo’ but with more Swiss people.
Children today are too coddled, anyway.
He said some dumb stuff about immigrants. Oops!
Did someone just now think of this, or is this how hard it is to get something done on Broadway?
Finally, someone who paints stuff around their mouth gets some notoriety.
I hope this doesn’t conflict with his ability to play the former hand model in future ‘Zoolander’ films.
Wherever people are panicking, you can be sure to find a Tony Hale character.
2 Fast, 2 Furious.
The British guy lends this film some much-needed gravitas.
He’ll play a magical lad named Kredan. That’s all we got.
You have to think long and hard about renewing a show with a name that terrible.
‘Everybody Loves Putin’.
Short answer: Maybe. It’s unknown. Let’s talk about it.
And not in a “Sta-Puft” kind of way.
Soon, Bo and Luke will just be two a**holes in an orange car.
“I hate that movie.”