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Mark Wahlberg Wants His Old Criminal Record Expunged So He Can Become An LAPD Officer
Monday, December 8 by

Yeah, really.

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George Lucas Is Being Kind of Bitchy About The New ‘Star Wars’
Monday, December 8 by

Is it too much to ask that he just wishes it the best?

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Stephen King’s ‘It’ Likely To Become Two Feature Films, With The First Directed By Cary Fukunaga
Friday, December 5 by

It’s only half as many films as ‘The Stand’, but twice as many as most other adaptations get.

There are two Ice Cubes. This is one of them.
Ice Cube To Keep The AK In Moth Balls A Little Longer To Bring Us The Stoner Comedy ‘Rocky Mountain High’
Friday, December 5 by

Weed’s legal in Colorado…LET’S MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THAT.

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Disney Enters The Robin Hood-Movie-Business With ‘Nottingham And Hood’
Friday, December 5 by

It sounds like a farm-to-table gastropub.

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The Omnipresent Benedict Cumberbatch Will Be Playing Marvel’s Dr. Strange
Friday, December 5 by

This role will be in addition to starring in every other role film and TV has to offer.

Why hello, there!
Ryan Reynolds Has Been Cast In The ‘Deadpool’ Movie…As Deadpool
Thursday, December 4 by

It’s “Chimichanga time,” whatever that means.

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Seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg’s ‘Preacher’ Adaptation Will Be Getting A Pilot For AMC
Thursday, December 4 by

It sounds pretty damn cool.

He's even starting to look like Channing Tatum. Weird.
Jonah Hill To Star As A Stoner Turned Arms Dealer In ‘Arms And The Dudes’
Thursday, December 4 by

Does Jonah Hill have the range to play a stoner? Yes.

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The New James Bond Film Will Be Called ‘Spectre’ (And We’ve Got The Cast, Too)
Thursday, December 4 by

“In which James Bond learns to love himself…and smile.”

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Ant-Man Star Evangeline Lilly Says That Edgar Wright’s ‘Ant-Man’ Wouldn’t Have Fit In The Marvel Universe
Wednesday, December 3 by

It’s always about “the universe” with these guys. So cosmic…

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‘The Crow’ Remake Gets A Director…But Still Now Crow
Wednesday, December 3 by

It’s not Cameron Crowe. I’m sorry to have wasted everyone’s time.

That...doesn't look healthy.
The Rock To Voice A Mythological Being To Disney’s Animated ‘Moana’
Wednesday, December 3 by

BUT WILL THE MYTHOLOGICAL BEING BE MUSCULAR?

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Upcoming Dolby Cinema To Give Imax A Run For Its Money With Bigger, Brighter Screens
Wednesday, December 3 by

If you haven’t used this technology to see ‘The Fault in Our Stars,’ then you’re just not seeing it the way it was meant to be seen.

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‘Source Code’ Will Get A Sequel With New Stars And A New Director
Tuesday, December 2 by

Duncan Jones and Jake Gyllenhaal were…busy or something.

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The Impressive ‘Suicide Squad’ Casting Is Almost Complete
Tuesday, December 2 by

These guys look like they might be a little more fun than Superman.

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Sony Believes North Korean Hackers Attacked Them Because Of ‘The Interview’
Tuesday, December 2 by

Well, Sony DID make a comedy about killing their leader.

Just out of the screenshot to the right, 'People' wished Kaley Cuoco a happy birthday. Circle of life.
‘People’ Magazine Just Sorta Assumed Kirk Douglas Died – But He Didn’t
Monday, December 1 by

Honest mistake, folks.

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‘Parks And Rec’ Will Return In January With Back-To-Back Episodes Every Tuesday
Monday, December 1 by

NBC sure seems to be in a hurry to be done with this show.

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Warner Bros. To Tell The True Story Of A Girl Who Pretended To Be A Guy…To Be A DJ
Monday, December 1 by

No, it’s not Paris Hilton.

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Prepare Your Eardrums: A ‘Frozen’ Sequel Is In The Works, Though Disney Won’t Admit It
Monday, December 1 by

Naturally. They’re not allergic to money.

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Kevin Spacey And ‘House Of Cards’ To Return For Season 3 On February 27th
Monday, December 1 by

Politics as usual.

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James Cameron Has Some Vulgar Words About How Awesome The New ‘Avatar’s Will Be
Friday, November 28 by

“Bitchin'” was the least offensive way he described them.

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Gaze At The Marvel That Is Paul Rudd’s High School Hair. GAZE AT IT!
Tuesday, November 25 by

I bet a lot of people got Google alerts for “Marvel Paul Rudd.” Sorry about that.

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Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Lip-Sync Battle’ To Be A Stand-Alone Show on Spike TV
Sunday, November 23 by

It will be produced by Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant.

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NBC and Tina Fey’s ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Tossed Over To Netflix Before It Even Premiered
Sunday, November 23 by

Looks like NBC’s loss is Netflix’ gain.

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‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ Will Never Not Be Funny
Friday, November 21 by

I hope it doesn’t affect their self-esteem.

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Will Once Again Be Adapted, This Time Into Four Films
Friday, November 21 by

Five would have been too many.

Hey Mr. Sexy Eyes, why don't you let down that guard so I can get to know ya?
Chris Pratt In Talks To Play One Of Three Roles In ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.

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Conan Will Come To Primetime On TBS December 18th
Thursday, November 20 by

Can you show a masturbating bear during primetime? I’m going to assume you can.