Dear God. How many of these f*ckers are there?
DC Comics Continues Its TV Rollout Extravaganza With ‘Titans’ On TNT
Friday, September 12 by

DC seems to be gravitating more towards television, possibly because Marvel isn’t to be trifled with in theaters.

He's imagining a Creed concert.
Tim Tebow To Become An Inspirational Stories Correspondent On ‘Good Morning America’
Friday, September 12 by

Well, this is pretty on-the-nose, isn’t it?

Whatever.
Morgan Freeman To Star In ‘Ben-Hur’ Adaptation. That Sounds About Right.
Friday, September 12 by

That’s more like it. No more of this ‘Ted 2′, stuff, Mr. Freeman.

You pick ONE gun to take with you, Mark. You're carrying too many guns. You're gonna have an accident.
Mark Wahlberg’s ‘Shooter’ To Be Adapted As A TV Show
Friday, September 12 by

Remarkably, it’s not going to air on SpikeTV.

Not sure why the costume department dressed him like a ceramics instructor here.
There Will Be Another ‘Rambo’ Film, And It Will Be Called ‘Last Blood’
Thursday, September 11 by

Bookending ‘First Blood’, guaranteeing us the closure we deserve.

She's a fine craft.
Want A Photo Of A Partially-Constructed Millennium Falcon? Here Ya Go.
Thursday, September 11 by

NERD ALERT!

This guy just LOOKS like a director, doesn't he?
Director Paul Greengrass Is Prepped To Join Leo DiCaprio And Jonah Hill In Richard Jewell Biopic
Thursday, September 11 by

If the name “Richard Jewell” is tough to place, keep reading. Keep reading if it isn’t, also.

John Stamos: Minion from Hell.
That ‘Full House’ Reboot Could Be Coming To Netflix?
Thursday, September 11 by

And Stamos has another starring project going.

I guess we should let Morgan just do what he wants at this stage.
Morgan Freeman Will Be Classing Up ‘Ted 2′ With His Presence
Thursday, September 11 by

He’ll play an iconic civil right lawyer.

Goodbye to one of the great Bond villains.
RIP, Richard Kiel, James Bond’s ‘Jaws’ From ‘The Spy Who Loved Me’ And ‘Moonraker’
Thursday, September 11 by

He was three days shy of his 75th birthday.

Will it be super-sloppy or regular, Marc? SUPER-SLOPPY OR REGULAR?
Marc Summers Is Lobbying Nickelodeon For A ‘Double Dare’ Reboot With Him As Host
Wednesday, September 10 by

There aren’t enough shows on the air that reward the ability to find a flag in a pool of baked beans.

If they were actually smart, they'd cheat using their cell phones.
NBC To Bring Us A Pub Quiz-Themed Sitcom, Because Booze And Friends Are Overrated
Tuesday, September 9 by

It’s like ‘Jeopardy for drunks. And it’s a fictional sitcom. So it’s really not like ‘Jeopardy’ at all, I guess.

This is the TIVO that John Connor uses in the future.
This $5,000 Tivo Can Hold 3 Years Of DVR Content, Which Probably Won’t Help Your Social Life
Tuesday, September 9 by

3 years of DVR actually only equates to 18 days of ‘Law & Order’ reruns.

Maybe move to a new street?
If You Thought Sony Was Joking About The Whole ’23 Jump Street’ Thing, You Were Wrong
Tuesday, September 9 by

The only limit to the sequels is how high the movie execs can count.

David Fincher is much edgier than he looks.
HBO Thinks We Might Be Interested In A 1950′s Crime Show From David Fincher And James Ellroy. HBO Is Right.
Tuesday, September 9 by

I’m pretty sure these guys have the “gritty crime”-thing down.

Like these actors? Tough. They won't be in the show.
A Minority Report Sequel Will Find Its To TV As A Series On Fox, As The Precogs Foretold
Tuesday, September 9 by

That bald guy playing dead in the water totally saw this coming.

His beard fell off!
Bill Murray Has Offered Up His Suggestions For The Female Cast Of ‘Ghostbusters III’
Tuesday, September 9 by

Annie Potts didn’t make the cut this time.

He's manlier than LeBlanc, Schwimmer, and Perry combined anyway.
The Women Of ‘Friends’ (Kudrow, Cox, and Aniston) Reunited On ‘Kimmel’, And Jimmy Played Ross
Friday, August 29 by

He’ll be there for you.

Hey, Ralph.
This Infographic Tells Us The Theme Of Every Simpsons Episode
Friday, August 29 by

Turns out there are several episodes revolving around Homer, the patriarch.

One of the great duets of our time.
Rivers Cuomo, Lead Singer Of Weezer, Sold A Comedy Pilot To Fox
Friday, August 29 by

I bet in the ideal world, the protagonist stopped at ‘Pinkerton’.

He looks how we feel about this news.
FXX Will Now Be Giving Us Simpsons Mini-Marathons Almost Every Night…Forever
Friday, August 29 by

There is very little time left for human interaction.

Ladies and gentlemen: Chip Baskets.
Oh Lord: Zach Galifianakis And Louis C.K. Are Bringing Us A Clown Comedy Show To F.X.
Thursday, August 28 by

It will be called ‘Baskets’ after the main character ‘Chip Baskets’.

Gunther will be involved, right? He has to be involved!
Warners Bros. To Celebrate 20th Anniversary Of ‘Friends’ With Pop-Up Central Perk In NYC
Thursday, August 28 by

Finally, a place to buy coffee in New York!

Evidence that the dangers of the show are very real.
A Cameraman For ‘Cops’ Was Shot And Killed While Filming A Robbery Standoff For The Show
Wednesday, August 27 by

Also, ‘Cops’ is still on the air.

If only they knew how popular ramen would become 30+ years later.
Ridley Scott Says ‘Blade Runner 2′ Will Be Coming Soon, Starring Harrison Ford
Wednesday, August 27 by

‘Blade Runner 2: Still Runnin’, Still Bladin”

Stop believin'.
Recent Interview With ‘Sopranos’ Creator David Chase Indicates Tony Soprano Isn’t Dead
Wednesday, August 27 by

Why is it dubious? Please, read on.

It's about as creepy as this still makes it look.
Netflix Renews ‘Bojack Horseman’ For A Second Season Five Days After Its Premiere
Wednesday, August 27 by

My theory is that people love seeing cartoon horses having sex with beautiful women.

(I think the one in the front is supposed to be the "slacker.")
Do You Want To Watch A Sitcom About People Who Give Up Their Cellphones? FOX Thinks You Do.
Wednesday, August 27 by

Don’t worry, it’s from the creator of ‘Dads’ starring Seth Green and

The Olsen twins look like elderly men in this photo!
It Sounds Like ‘Full House’ Is Coming Back With Everyone Except The Olsen’s And Uncle Jesse’s Wife
Tuesday, August 26 by

They sold their San Francisco townhouse for $96 million.

Playing hard to get, I see...
It’s Looking Like NFL Sunday Ticket Will Only Be On DirecTV Until 2021 0r 2022
Tuesday, August 26 by

Concussions will have ruined football by then anyway.