Here's Palin meeting with some visiting dignitaries (Sarkozy, perhaps?) on what appears to be a rural goodwill mission.
Sarah Palin Supports Suspended ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star, Doesn’t Know Exactly What Free Speech Is
Thursday, December 19 by

I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.

Not pictured: James Westphal, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
‘Anchorman’ Took In $8 Million Last Night, Will Do Just Fine At The Box Office
Thursday, December 19 by

Go f*ck yourself, America.

The proceeds will go towards buying beige umbrellas for inner-city theaters.
AMC Theaters’ IPO Lets You Buy A Share Of Stock For The Same Price As A Ticket
Wednesday, December 18 by

It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.

This lawsuit is at least twice as big as the size demonstrated here.
Frank Darabont Is Suing AMC, Big Time
Tuesday, December 17 by

In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.

Get back to the editorial offices of the New Yorker, you fop!
Paul Feig, Not One To Upset Apple Carts, Is Making Another Female Comedy
Tuesday, December 17 by

But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.

This is pretty exciting news.
‘Rounders 2′ Is Actually Quite Far Along, Will Start Filming Soon
Monday, December 16 by

Sadly, no Teddy KGB. Which means lost product placement money from Nabisco.

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‘Homeland’ Will Have Some Casting Shakeups Next Year (SPOILERS)
Monday, December 16 by

If you are planning on seeing the season three finale, but haven’t, you might not want to read this.

Let's cram sixty more characters into this shot.
Sony Turning Spider-Man World Into Avengers-Style Universe Of Characters. Ugh.
Friday, December 13 by

Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.

A little something for the critics.
SNL Held An Audition For The Black Female(s) We All Said It Was Lacking
Friday, December 13 by

Now we should all complain about not having Ferraris.

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Will Arnett, Aaron Paul, And Amy Sedaris Will Star In A Netflix Animated Series
Thursday, December 12 by

Good news for people who like awesome things.

Are they going paintballing? May I join?
I Guess We Have To Talk About ‘Bad Boys 3′ Now
Wednesday, December 11 by

I know who the villain could be for this one! Terrorists!

I could see him in a sequined jumpsuit, singing about fat-bottomed girls.
Ben Whishaw, Who Looks A Little Like Freddie Mercury, Will Play Freddie Mercury In His Biopic
Wednesday, December 11 by

If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.

Seriously. Don't touch his hair.
‘World War Z’ Gets A New Director That Brad Pitt Likes More
Wednesday, December 11 by

Just don’t touch his hair, ok?

In the sequel, maybe he'll go shopping for a decent pair of jeans.
Tom Cruise Coming Back As ‘Jack Reacher’, The Cinematic Equivalent Of Lukewarm Tap Water
Tuesday, December 10 by

Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.

Teaching a young Lance how to ride.
Dustin Hoffman Will Be In One Of Those Lance Armstrong Movies
Tuesday, December 10 by

The one with Ben Foster as Armstrong.

Adam Sandler, looking like he just joined the Marines. Which will probably be a movie soon.
It’s Now Official: Adam Sandler Is The Most Overpaid Actor
Tuesday, December 10 by

It’s now quantifiable how much he phones it in.

Don't let this picture disturb you. Everything is as it should be.
Sarah Palin Will Be Starring In A Series On The Sportsman Channel
Monday, December 9 by

Also, there’s a channel called “Sportsman Channel.”

Subtle symbolism.
‘Low Winter Sun’ Wasn’t So Tough Without ‘Breaking Bad’ Lead-In, Gets Cancelled By AMC
Monday, December 9 by

Audiences never got comfortable with their winter sun being so low. They like their suns higher and more summer-y.

Let's have him wear sleeves at this stage in his career.
Disney Owns ‘Indiana Jones’ As Well, Will Start Churning Those Out As Well
Monday, December 9 by

Bring back Short Round! If the actor that plays him is still alive.

I wonder if Axel Foley will have stayed a Lions fan this entire time.
Bruckheimer, Paramount Trying To Get Us ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ And ‘Top Gun’ Sequels
Friday, December 6 by

The heat is on!

Welcome back, I guess.
‘Family Guy’ To Bring Its Dead Dog Back To Life
Friday, December 6 by

That was a rough few weeks.

Here's a sex toy party.
HBO Bringing Back ‘Real Sex’, Possibly For Teenagers Without The Internet
Thursday, December 5 by

This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.

Get out of here, Dwyane Wade, you're not relevant to this article!
Kevin Hart To Play LeBron James’ Brother In Basketball Comedy ‘Ballers’
Thursday, December 5 by

One’s large and one’s small! This is comedy at its finest!

He must tell his tale.
Eli Roth To Develop A Series About Young Jesus That Probably Won’t Be Called ‘Young Jesus’
Wednesday, December 4 by

‘Jesus Jr.’?

You!
More Details On ‘Better Call Saul’ Emerge
Tuesday, December 3 by

It’s about a guy named Saul, and he warrants phone calls. More to follow…

He's so self-indulgent.
‘Star Wars VII’ Posts Darth Vader Selfie As First Instagram Post
Tuesday, December 3 by

WHERE’S JAR JAR?

I don't think they'll be available.
Weinsteins To Get Rolling On TV Shows For ‘Silver Linings’, ‘Sin City’, And ‘The Mist’
Tuesday, December 3 by

No original content here, folks.

Kinda swarthy, even for a wolf-man.
NBC Wants To Add A Wolfman Show To Its Repertoire
Tuesday, December 3 by

It will be called ‘Wolfman’.

Hey, 'Avengers'...right here, buddy.
It Looks Like ‘Catching Fire’ Is Going To Make A Billion Dollars Or So
Monday, December 2 by

Seriously. A billion.

Someone needs to flatten that baby's head.
‘Family Guy’ Killed Off Brian, The Dog, On Sunday, But They Probably Actually Didn’t
Tuesday, November 26 by

He never finished that novel, did he?