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The New ‘Twin Peaks’ Will Have Kyle MacLachclan And Will Be Directed By David Lynch
Tuesday, January 13 by

Everyone can breathe now.

Jesus Christ, Bam. Take a shower. You're making Brent Hinds look like Clooney just by sitting next to him.
Whoa. Brent Hinds From Mastadon Will Be Playing ‘Jackass’s Ryan Dunn In A Biopic
Monday, January 12 by

Don’t get too excited. It’s being produced by Bam Margera. But still, anything with Mastadon gets my attention.

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CW Looking To Spinoff ‘Arrow’ Character Atom Into Another DC Series
Monday, January 12 by

Fine. Whatever.

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‘The Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Will Premiere September 8th On CBS
Monday, January 12 by

This should cure those post-Labor Day blues.

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The ‘Entourage’ Guys Were Filming At The Golden Globes For Their Movie
Monday, January 12 by

Yes, yes, it’s all very meta.

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HBO Will Be Bringing Us The Jack Black Comedy Series ‘The Brink’ This Summer
Friday, January 9 by

It’s pretty dark for a comedy.

Oh, man. That's a killer DeNiro face.
‘Dirty Grandpa’ Will Star Zac Efron, Aubrey Plaza, And A Horny Robert DeNiro
Friday, January 9 by

No, Robert. NO! Efron is poison!

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The People’s Choice Award Winners Make Us Think The People Should Lose Their Right To Vote
Friday, January 9 by

Democracy’s a sick joke.

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Here’s What Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone Do When You Photograph Them Eating Dinner
Friday, January 9 by

Let them eat in peace. Just kidding. They’re celebrities. Get ‘em!!!

Big Head is tied with Roger Sterling as "most consistently funny character on TV."
The Good HBO Shows (‘Game Of Thrones’, ‘Silicon Valley’, And ‘Veep’) Will All Return On April 12th
Thursday, January 8 by

April 12th is hereby declared Television Christmas.

"Yay!"
Fox Renews ‘Bob’s Burgers’ For A Mouthwatering Sixth Season
Thursday, January 8 by

I love this show and had no idea it has been on for five seasons. That can’t be right.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Host ‘Star Talk’, A Science-Themed Talk Show
Thursday, January 8 by

There will be comedians on the show to make learning cool!

Paul Rudd Will Star In A Drama About Muscular Dytrophy
Thursday, January 8 by

Can he charm us with drama, too?

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LL Cool J Will Be Hosting That Jimmy Fallon Lip Sync Battle Show
Thursday, January 8 by

Ladies Love Cool Game Show Hosts on Spike TV.

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Russell Crowe Thinks There Is No Sexism In Hollywood, Thankyouverymuch
Wednesday, January 7 by

Consider the matter resolved. Good work, guys.

Where'd his neck go?
Netflix Content Officer Refuses To Tell Us When We Get New ‘Arrested Development’
Wednesday, January 7 by

Can he at least tell us if it’s going to be better than the last season?

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‘Vice’ To Get Into Films, Co-Producing ‘Bad Batch’
Tuesday, January 6 by

They’ll be getting some help from Annapurna and Meghan Ellison.

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‘The Interview’ Is Now The Highest-Grossing Online Film Of All Time
Tuesday, January 6 by

Which is sort of like being a really tall midget.

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’12 Monkeys’ Series On SyFy Will Take Control Of Your Home’s Lighting
Tuesday, January 6 by

(If you have a Phillips smartphone-controlled lighting system for your house.)

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HBO To Screen Two Episodes Of Game of Thrones Season 4 And Season 5 Trailer On IMAX Screens
Tuesday, January 6 by

The severed heads will appear larger-than-life.

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HBO, Assuming Season 4 Will Be Terrific, Signs ‘Girls’ On For A 5th Season
Monday, January 5 by

Revise the network’s romper budgets accordingly.

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Nick Jonas And James Franco Are Teaming Up For An Indie Film Called ‘Goat’
Monday, January 5 by

If you stopped reading at “Nick Jonas” because you fainted…we understand.

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Neill Blomkamp Shares Supercool Abandoned ‘Alien’ Art On Instagram
Monday, January 5 by

What can we do to make this happen?

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Sylvester Stallone Confirms ‘Rambo: Last Blood’ Via Twitter
Monday, January 5 by

Finally, SOME CLOSURE!

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Scarlett Johansson Will Star In A Live-Action Version Of Anime Fave ‘Ghost In The Shell’
Monday, January 5 by

I could see this becoming a pretty big project.

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Judd Apatow’s 25 Year-Old Simpsons Script Will Air Next Weekend
Sunday, January 4 by

It actually sounds pretty great.

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‘Foxcatcher’ Subject Sends Tweets Saying He ‘Hates’ Bennet Miller, The Film’s Director
Friday, January 2 by

Let’s settle this in the octagon.

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Paul F. Tompkins Tweet Hints At A ‘Mr. Show’ Reunion
Friday, January 2 by

Not sure if it’s live or for TV, but it better not conflict with Odenkirk’s ‘Better Call Saul’ duties.

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2014 Had The Lowest Number Of Moviegoers In 20 Years
Wednesday, December 31 by

It could be linked to most movies in 2014 being not very good.

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You Can Add Sam Raimi To The List Of People Who Didn’t Like ‘Spider-Man 3′
Wednesday, December 31 by

They blew their budget and creativity on Fall Out Boy haircuts. It seemed like a good idea at the time.