HInt: It’s not the one with Kelsey Grammer, though that would be fun.

She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.

It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

This story makes me so happy I could explode!

Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.

Nude lips sink ships.

You are most definitely NOT the boss of them.

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

He’s a regular Carrot Top.

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.

HUELL OR GTFO.

Line up the life lessons!

Breaking Busted.

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

Try this at home.

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.

I’m guessing he’ll be pocketing his per diem.

I hope he fights a bear.

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.