The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.
Take a left at the severed head on a pike, then keep going. You’ll pass five, maybe six severed heads on pikes, then take a right. And that’ll take you to the giant pile of rotting bodies.
Now if only they would help us tell Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy apart…
Maybe this time the pants could consider a staycation?
If you’re expecting dinosaurs, temper your expectations.
It’s not a catchy headline, but it gets the point across.
In keeping with the show’s premise, the website is pretty cool and user-friendly.
I want to hear someone say their film will be “cartoon-y and stupid.”
Why do people love this guy so much? I mean, I like iPhones, but still.
We can’t stay mad at you, Laura. Get over here and give us a hug.
HBO, once considered a bastion of televised drama, has recently been flexing some comedic muscle as many of its dramatic series near the end of their runs. So it should…
To be fair though, she seems like she’s pissed about a lot of things.
He isn’t starring, but that’s just because it’s not a movie about sports.
This will make ‘War Horse’ look like ‘The Matrix’
Relax. The red suit is just a placeholder.
Just when a nation had healed from an epidemic of run-by fruitings.
*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
This soundtrack is the musical equivalent of wrapping a chenille blanket around someone, handing them some tea, and repeating softly, “We’re all in this together, and you’re doing great.”
What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”
Try working explosions into THIS one, Emmerich!
To be clear, ‘Better Off Dead’ is the one with the skiing.
The headline…WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
This is a gutsy, awesome choice.
Be there or be square.
What’s that? Oh, ‘Timecop’? We’ll explain it in the article.