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You Thirsty For ‘Breaking Bad’-Inspired Vodka?
Tuesday, June 9 by

Soon to be available in Red Velvet Birthday Gummi Bear flavor, no doubt.

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Ice Cube To Square Off Against Charlie Day In ‘Fist Fight’
Tuesday, June 9 by

Ice Cube will kick his ass. But what if that’s what they WANT us to think…

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‘The Walking Dead’s Jon Bernthal To Kill Even More People As The Punisher In The Second Season Of ‘Daredevil
Tuesday, June 9 by

Another guy to kick people and get kicked by people.

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Baz Luhrmann Casts America’s Sweetheart Jaden Smith In ‘The Get Down’
Tuesday, June 9 by

The 1970’s Bronx couldn’t be further from Jaden Smith’s existence, but I guess that’s why the call it “acting.”

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Quentin Tarantino Retrofitting Up To 50 Theaters To Accommodate His Ultrawide 70mm Print
Tuesday, June 9 by

This sounds like it will be worth the hassle.

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‘Degrassi’ Will Live On At Netflix After Its Cancellation From TeenNick
Tuesday, June 9 by

ALL FOR NETFLIX! ALL FOR NETFLIX!

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Here’s The Complete ‘Jurassic World’ Soundtrack From Composer Michael Giacchino
Tuesday, June 9 by

Not a single song has the word “dinosaur” in it. Weird.

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Here’s The Official Plot Of ‘Batman v Superman’, In Case The Title Didn’t Clue You In
Tuesday, June 9 by

Again, it’s what you’d think.

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Fox Pits ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Writing Team Against ‘Broad City’ Writing Team For That Female ’21 Jumpstreet’ Script
Monday, June 8 by

Let the most hilarious, self-referential script win!

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The New Showrunner For ‘Daredevil’ Is Writing A New ‘Akira’ Script For Warner Bros.
Monday, June 8 by

Don’t say this guy doesn’t like gritty, urban crime stories.

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‘Boondock Saints’ Will Be Getting A TV Prequel If Director Troy Duffy Has His Way
Monday, June 8 by

Yikes. This guy is really married to this franchise, isn’t he?

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Dave Grohl And HBO Lines Up Season 2 Of ‘Sonic Highways’
Monday, June 8 by

It sounds like we’ll get the documentary without the cheesy Foo Fighters songs at the end.

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‘Top Gear’ Gang Looks To Be Heading To Netflix For A New Show
Monday, June 8 by

Looks like the band will be getting back together for a totally different (but not really) show.

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‘Independence Day 2′ Reveals Its Plot, And It’s…Familiar
Monday, June 8 by

If you liked the first one, I think you’ll like the second one. Because it sounds like the exact same story.

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‘Entourage’ Opening Weekend Not So Hot, Dudes *does tequila shot anyway*
Monday, June 8 by

If this took place in the ‘Entourage’ universe, Ari would be screaming at everyone right now. More than normal.

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HBO And Brad Pitt Are Adapting ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot’ As A Series
Monday, June 8 by

HBO adds another tale of bored millennials to its slate.

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Oh, Man: Paramount Is Apparently Serious About Making A ‘Transformers’ Universe Of Films
Monday, June 8 by

They’ve got a Not group of writers who could ooze out as many as 12 of these things.

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Ron Perlman Is Down For ‘Hellboy 3′ If Everyone Else Is
Monday, June 8 by

This film needs your support! Financially! This film needs $85 million, to be more specific.

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Netflix Will Be Releasing The Next Brad Pitt-Starring Film, ‘War Machine’
Monday, June 8 by

This sounds like we’re approaching PHASE 2 of the Netflix Global Domination Plan.

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FIFA Has A Bad Week With Movie Premieres As Well, With ‘United Passions’ Flopping At Box Office
Monday, June 8 by

Now is NOT the time for a FIFA corporate propaganda push.

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‘San Andreas’ Is Apparently Inspiring People To Buy Earthquake Survival Kits
Thursday, June 4 by

Because from what I’ve seen in the trailer, all this could be managed with a gallon of bottled water and a flashlight with fresh batteries.

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‘Prison Break’ Might Come Back As A Limited-Run Series
Thursday, June 4 by

At some point, the warden has to get fired for letting all this happen.

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Peter Sarsgaard Will Be ‘The Magnificent Seven’s Villain
Wednesday, May 20 by

So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…

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That Lonely Island Will Be Called ‘Conner4Real’ And Will Co-Star Tim Meadows
Wednesday, May 20 by

Polish your jean jacket! That’s right. Polish it.

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Alfonso Ribiero Will Be Our Guide Through The Wilds Of ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
Wednesday, May 20 by

Don’t tell these guys about YouTube. It would devastate them.

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Anne Hathaway’s New Giant Lizard Movie Sounds Too Much Like ‘Godzilla’, ‘Godzilla Owners Say
Wednesday, May 20 by

A Godzilla knock-off is no match for a powerful, destructive lawsuit.

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Netflix Ups The Ante With A Kevin James Assassin Movie
Tuesday, May 19 by

Because, for some people, Adam Sandler doesn’t bring the laffs.

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Think You’re Ready For ‘Jack Reacher 2’? Doesn’t Matter. You’re Getting It.
Tuesday, May 19 by

‘Still Reachin’

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Napoleon Dynamite Director To Team Back Up With Jack Black For ‘Micronations’
Tuesday, May 19 by

It’s more promising than a Nacho Libre sequel.

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Chris Pratt Says That A ‘Ghostbusters’ Film Starring Him And Channing Tatum Is ‘Complete Bullsh*it’
Monday, May 18 by

It would be too sexy for 90% of America.

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