Soon to be available in Red Velvet Birthday Gummi Bear flavor, no doubt.
Ice Cube will kick his ass. But what if that’s what they WANT us to think…
Another guy to kick people and get kicked by people.
The 1970’s Bronx couldn’t be further from Jaden Smith’s existence, but I guess that’s why the call it “acting.”
This sounds like it will be worth the hassle.
ALL FOR NETFLIX! ALL FOR NETFLIX!
Not a single song has the word “dinosaur” in it. Weird.
Again, it’s what you’d think.
Let the most hilarious, self-referential script win!
Don’t say this guy doesn’t like gritty, urban crime stories.
Yikes. This guy is really married to this franchise, isn’t he?
It sounds like we’ll get the documentary without the cheesy Foo Fighters songs at the end.
Looks like the band will be getting back together for a totally different (but not really) show.
If you liked the first one, I think you’ll like the second one. Because it sounds like the exact same story.
If this took place in the ‘Entourage’ universe, Ari would be screaming at everyone right now. More than normal.
HBO adds another tale of bored millennials to its slate.
They’ve got a Not group of writers who could ooze out as many as 12 of these things.
This film needs your support! Financially! This film needs $85 million, to be more specific.
This sounds like we’re approaching PHASE 2 of the Netflix Global Domination Plan.
Now is NOT the time for a FIFA corporate propaganda push.
Because from what I’ve seen in the trailer, all this could be managed with a gallon of bottled water and a flashlight with fresh batteries.
At some point, the warden has to get fired for letting all this happen.
So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…
Polish your jean jacket! That’s right. Polish it.
Don’t tell these guys about YouTube. It would devastate them.
A Godzilla knock-off is no match for a powerful, destructive lawsuit.
Because, for some people, Adam Sandler doesn’t bring the laffs.
It’s more promising than a Nacho Libre sequel.
It would be too sexy for 90% of America.