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Law & Order: SVU’ Picked Up For 16th Season Of Madap Fun In The Big Apple
Friday, May 9 by

Dunk DUNK!

This picture serves as a harrowing reminder that Durst can only tell time on digital clocks.
Fred Durst Directing eHarmony Ads Now
Friday, May 9 by

Because if you can’t find love with the help of a man who started a riot at Woodstock 99, then you can’t find love.

It's not enough that they make money hand over fist? Now they get awards?
Apparently ‘Sports Emmys’ Exist, And ‘Sunday Night Football’ Won A Lot Of Them
Wednesday, May 7 by

And the award for “Most Oppressive and Overwarught Draft Coverage” goes to…

Marge Simpson shot with make-up
Hey Ladies – Get Excited For The Marge Simpson Cosmetics Line
Wednesday, May 7 by

Caution: Do not apply with a makeup gun.

Butler on a European beach.
Gerard Butler Doggy-Paddles Away From ‘Point Break’ Remake
Wednesday, May 7 by

The Butler didn’t do it.

Giddyup.
The Final Season Of ‘True Blood’ Will Have A Japanese Businessman Cowboy
Tuesday, May 6 by

If this surprises you then you’re not familiar with ‘True Blood’.

Joffrey's wedding
HBO Is Killing It With Their Sunday Night Lineup Right Now
Tuesday, May 6 by

Sunday night belongs to HBO. Not legally, of course. But figuratively.

Uma Thurman smoking
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Pulp Fiction’
Tuesday, May 6 by

Maybe this movie was so good it could have made any collection of songs popular.

Axel Foley Flashing Badge
‘Beverly Hills Cop IV’ To Hit Theaters March of 2016
Monday, May 5 by

Yup, Eddie Murphy will be returning as Axel Foley.

He'll replace the tie with a bolo, I hope!
‘Better Call Saul’ Calls Michael McKean To Co-Star
Monday, May 5 by

The is the first announcement of any new cast members.

Fat guy with a machete.
AMC Considers Pilot About 18th-Century Organ Harvester
Monday, May 5 by

I hope that organ-harvesting becomes a hot premise on networks, like fairy tales, zombies, and vampires.

Simpsons at the table, eating breakfast.
‘The Simpsons’ Get Better Ratings In LEGO Form
Monday, May 5 by

Everything is better in LEGO form. Except DUPLOs, because they could cause a choking hazard for toddlers.

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Jay Leno Gets His Own Street At Universal Studios
Thursday, May 1 by

“Did ya see this? Did ya hear about this?” *Eubanks chuckles*

He just looks like a monster truck. Perfect casting.
Monster Star Rob Lowe Cast In Montster Animated Film ‘Monster Truck’
Wednesday, April 30 by

When I think of monster trucks, I can’t help but think of Rob Lowe.

I can't say no to those eyes. GET OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN, GWEN!
Gwen Stefani To Mortgage Her Credibility To Star On ‘The Voice’
Wednesday, April 30 by

She will be coaching, and determining who is a hollaback girl and who isn’t.

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‘Jeopardy!’ Will Air A Sports Spinoff Online
Wednesday, April 30 by

It will be hosted by Dan Patrick. WOO-HOO!!!!

I swear to God, the bottom says, "Mudhoney & Sir-Mix-Alot
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Judgment Night’
Tuesday, April 29 by

What probably stemmed from a focus group of teenage boys turned into a pretty strong anthology.

Ferguson's first cell phone
Craig Ferguson Is Leaving ‘The Late Late Show’…To Host A Game Show
Tuesday, April 29 by

Goodbye, sir. You will be missed.

They'll be long dead by the time this airs.
Fox To Air Three-Hour Live ‘Grease’ Musical
Monday, April 28 by

Why? Because the universe can be a bit of a jerk sometimes.

The Junior Varsity Avengers, if you will.
Zack Snyder Will Direct ‘Justice League’
Monday, April 28 by

Unfortunately, it’s not a film about a bunch of old judges who solve crimes.

With that hair color, I'm politely calling this an "inspired" choice.
Jessica Chastain To Go From The Guy That Killed Osama To Marilyn Monroe
Monday, April 28 by

Now that’s versatility!

Pictured: Hugh Jackman
Marvel To Kill Off Wolverine, But, You Know, Probably Not Really
Monday, April 28 by

What does this have to do with the films? Not much, so far.

I feel nauseous just looking at that picture.
Disney’s ‘A Small World’ Is, Naturally, Becoming A Feature Film
Friday, April 25 by

The bottom of the barrel has been scraped. Now we’re just scraping the ground.

"Oh. I see." *scratches head, looks around, walks away with nosebleed*
You Want A Very Comprehensive Game Of Thrones Map? You Got It
Friday, April 25 by

Take a left at the severed head on a pike, then keep going. You’ll pass five, maybe six severed heads on pikes, then take a right. And that’ll take you to the giant pile of rotting bodies.

Friday the 13th
‘Friday The 13th’ To Become An Hour-Long TV Show
Friday, April 25 by

Ch-ch-ha-ha…CH-CH-HA-HA

Going a little crazy there with the graphics, NBC.
‘Sunday Night Football’ Will Now Start Stealing The Best Games In Beginning Week 5 Instead Of 11
Thursday, April 24 by

Now if only they would help us tell Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy apart…

Pictured: Haylie Duff, Haylie Duff, Haylie Duff, and Haylie Duff
‘Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants’ Gets Third Installment To Become Trilogy
Thursday, April 24 by

Maybe this time the pants could consider a staycation?

Magnificent.
Meg Ryan Will Be The Grown Up Mother In ‘How I Met Your Father’
Wednesday, April 23 by

Okayyyyyyyyyyy…

I won't say the actual ones are more disappointing than this pic, but they're not less disappointing.
BEHOLD! The First Images from ‘Jurassic World’!
Wednesday, April 23 by

If you’re expecting dinosaurs, temper your expectations.

After deciding "Heath's Body Odor" was a wildly misguided name for a premium cable channel, the suits shortened it to HBO.
You Will Be Able To Watch HBO Shows Without An HBO Subscription On Amazon Prime
Wednesday, April 23 by

It’s not a catchy headline, but it gets the point across.