He doesn't look like most screenwriters I know.
Jason Momoa Discusses A Possible, But Not Likely, Return To ‘Game Of Thrones’
Wednesday, August 17 by

I didn’t know this guy gave interviews. I thought he would just chop someone’s head off and hold it up to a crowd to get his point across.

Does this look like a guy who cares where he urinates?
Gerard Depardieu Urinates In Plane Cabin Because He’s Gerard F*ckin’ Depardieu
Wednesday, August 17 by

Don’t act so surprised. Gerard Depardieu does what Gerard Depardieu wants.

The Jonah Hill Workout
Sleep Easy, Residents: Jonah Hill In Talks To Join ‘Neighborhood Watch’
Wednesday, August 17 by

I’m going to suspend disbelief that Stiller, Vaughn, and Hill could save us from anything.

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Rosamund Pike Joins Tom Cruise In ‘One Shot’
Wednesday, August 17 by

Pike will be playing a public defender, which is infinitely more believable than Cruise playing a guy that’s 6’5″, 250.

Hello, old friend
Matthew McConaughey To Play A Strip Club Owner In ‘Magic Mike’
Tuesday, August 16 by

Dear God, I hope he channels Wooderson from ‘Dazed and Confused’ for this one.

Quagmire?
Luke Wilson To Bring His Distinct Brand Of…Something To ‘Straight A’s’
Tuesday, August 16 by

They noticed him in those AT&T commercials and couldn’t pass on this upstart actor.

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Adult Swim Orders A Fourth Season Of ‘Childrens Hospital’. STAT!
Tuesday, August 16 by

Time to re-up on the clown makeup.

Costner's prison isn't always metaphorical.
Bill Paxton And Kevin Costner Cast In Same Film To Confuse Audiences
Tuesday, August 16 by

If one shoots the other, it’s technically suicide.

He should really work on his Macarena before pursuing film.
Let’s See How This Plays Out: Shaq Enrolls In Film School
Tuesday, August 16 by

His expertise lies predominately in Shaq-fiction, Shaq noir, and Shaqumentary filmmaking.

This is the only type of werewolf I would like to see in 'The Lone Ranger'
‘The Lone Ranger’ Was (Rightfully) Shut Down Because It Had Werewolves In It
Monday, August 15 by

It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.

Brad Pitt: more prone to nosebleeds than other Hollywood heartthrobs.
Brad Pitt Eyes ‘The Gray Man’, But Not In A Creepy Way
Monday, August 15 by

It’s rude to stare, Brad.

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Kevin Smith’s ‘Hit Somebody’ Will Be Two Movies Because That Makes Sense For A Hockey Comedy
Monday, August 15 by

He had a hard time getting down to only two. The films will be released with a scant 14 conversations about Chewbacca’s genitals.

This is what hell looks like.
TLC Decides We Know Enough About Kate Gosselin And Her Kids, Cancels ‘Kate Plus 8′
Monday, August 15 by

‘Kate Plus 8′, we hardly knew ye. Seriously. I never watched that show.

Brad Pitt
‘World War Z’ On Location: Glasgow For Philly
Monday, August 15 by

Scots look like Americans when they’re backlit just right.

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Disney Says, ‘Whoa! Easy There, Girl!’ To ‘The Lone Ranger’, Pulls The Plug
Friday, August 12 by

One way to save money: Instead of horses, donkeys on stilts. Also, instead of Johnny Depp, Skeet Ulrich!

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Myers In For ‘Austin Powers 4′: Shagadelic, Horny, Yeah Baby!, Etc.
Friday, August 12 by

The real news here is of course the return of Seth Green to the hearts and minds of America. Scotty do. Scotty do, indeed.

I only approve of women gaining weight for roles in fetish films, thank you.
The Time Is Upon Us: ‘Bridget Jones 3′ Is Moving Forward
Friday, August 12 by

I love Bridget Jones. But then again, I like my women THICK.

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Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman To Share ‘Gay Dude’
Friday, August 12 by

They’ll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.

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Cranston Now Writing And Directing His Own Movies, Thank You
Friday, August 12 by

This is classic mid-life crisis behavior.

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Dreamworks Slowly, But Confidently, Walks Away From Fuqua’s ‘Southpaw’
Thursday, August 11 by

On the upside, this should free up Fuqua to attach himself to many, many new projects.

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‘World War Z’ Plot Revelation: It’s Not Really Like The Book At All
Wednesday, August 10 by

For starters, I don’t remember Brad Pitt being in the book…at all.

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As Mark Wahlberg Joins ’2 Guns’ David O. Russell And Vince Vaughn Walk Away
Wednesday, August 10 by

My theory: He goes a little heavy on “Woods” by Abercrombie & Fitch.

Moverman's attempt at "Blue Steel" was an unqualified succes.
‘The Messenger’ Director To Tackle ‘The Terrorist Search Engine’
Tuesday, August 9 by

Because every movie needs a director and a script.

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Casting Round-Up: ‘R.I.P.D.’, ‘Gangster Squad’, And ‘Alex Cross’ Score Some New Blood
Tuesday, August 9 by

A zombie movie, a Tyler Perry movie, and a movie about crime in 1940′s Los Angeles. Oh, how I wish these were all one glorious film!

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Disney Throws Their Very Own Comic-Con, D23
Tuesday, August 9 by

This isn’t your grandfather’s Disney! Unless your grandfather was Roy Disney, in which case, it is.

Gerard Butler Sighting
Gerard Butler Will Be An Ass-Kicking Bricklayer In ‘The Bricklayer’
Monday, August 8 by

With that title, it could have just as easily been another romantic comedy.

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Rap Video Director Hype Williams To Help Joe Eszterhas’ ‘Lust’. SEXY!
Monday, August 8 by

If you can direct Missy Elliott in a trash bag, you can direct anything. Or so I would presume.

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Ben Stiller Nabs The Rights To The Lovable Losers Of CalTech Basketball
Monday, August 8 by

Ben Stiller doing a film about a lovable loser? Believe it!

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‘Dirty Dancing’ To Be Rebooted By Its Original Choreographer
Monday, August 8 by

It will feature Jennifer Grey line dancing at a retirement home. Maybe.

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Seth Rogen To Play A Schlub On ‘The League’ This Time
Monday, August 8 by

Will Seth Rogen be able to capture the essence of “Dirty Randy?”