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‘Ghostbusters’ To Be Re-Released This Halloween To Remind Everyone We Don’t Need Another Sequel
Tuesday, September 13 by

If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.

Precious?
9 Characters Creepier Than Buffalo Bill From ‘Silence Of The Lambs’
Tuesday, September 13 by

“Was she a great big fat person?

"This skydiving handshakes serves as a legally binding agreement that we will kill whoever tries to remake this film." "Agreed."
‘Point Break’ To Be Remade Because The Universe Hates Us
Monday, September 12 by

Let’s go get drunk.

This barely cracked the top five, to give you a sense of what we're dealing with.
The ‘True Blood’ Finale Reminds Us How Ridiculous The Show Really Is
Monday, September 12 by

Searching for ridiculous aspects of ‘True Blood’ is tantamount to searching for a needle in a stack of needles.

Not what my Monday needed.
‘Sex And The City’ Prequel Series Will Show Us How They All Became So Shrill And Insufferable
Monday, September 12 by

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

We love him anyway.
8 Actors We Used To Sort Of Hate, And Now We Sort Of Don’t
Monday, September 12 by

Maybe we hated them because they are handsome…

That kid from 'Jerry Maguire' sure did grow up fast.
Robert Zemeckis To Make Denzel A Heroic Pilot In ‘Flight’
Friday, September 9 by

If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.

Note: The first three rows are the "splash zone."
A Porn Studio Is Building An Underground Bunker For The Apocalypse
Friday, September 9 by

I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.

If you hate HazMat suits, this may not be the movie for you.
‘Contagion’ Review: “It’s Like ‘Traffic’, But With A Disease Instead Of Drugs.”
Friday, September 9 by

‘Contagion’ doesn’t care if you feel bad for these people.

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Charlie Sheen To Become Roman Coppola’s Problem In ‘A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charlie Banks’
Thursday, September 8 by

But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?

Dancin' machine Peyton Manning
Let’s Watch Peyton Manning’s Funniest Moments (Since We Probably Won’t Be Watching Him On The Field)
Thursday, September 8 by

He’s like the Louis C.K. of football. Yup.

We actually do think this is a sharp look, thank you very much.
Iconic 80′s Movie Fashions We Want Brought Back
Thursday, September 8 by

In honor of the return of Marty McFly’s sneakers.

Look me in the eye and tell me there isn't a possibility that's Michael Shannon or someone of his approximate carriage.
Michael Shannon Goes All Mo-Cap On Our Asses In ‘Man of Steel’
Wednesday, September 7 by

If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.

Her story must be told.
6 Rock Stars Who Deserve Their Own Biopics (Besides Keith Richards)
Wednesday, September 7 by

Not all music biopics have to be sad. Some can be ridiculous.

Lookin' good, Keith!
Start Procuring The Fake Cocaine For The Keith Richards Biopic
Wednesday, September 7 by

Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.

What music should be.
Wyld Stallyns Rule: 8 TV and Movie Bands We Would Actually Listen To
Wednesday, September 7 by

Because “edgy and original” is often horribly overrated.

In 1995, all hackers were either 11 year old girls or had nose rings. Sometimes both.
How To Make A Film That Withstands the Test of Time
Wednesday, September 7 by

What do Wes Anderson films have in common with ‘Clueless’? You can watch them a decade later without wanting to gouge your eyes out.

Vote Republican.
Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Movie Gets Bizarrely Good Screenwriters
Tuesday, September 6 by

We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.

This is from a movie called 'Norbit' that everyone made fun of but no one saw.
In Honor Of Eddie Murphy: 7 Oscar Hosts Who Never Picked Up A Tranny
Tuesday, September 6 by

That’s not to say they haven’t done a bunch of other questionable stuff. With the exception of Carson, they have.

I watched this because my editor said I had to.
What The Hell Am I Watching? ‘Drop Dead Diva’
Tuesday, September 6 by

We thought we’d give this show a chance. Bad idea.

A simpler, pre-Depp Burton film.
Warners Bros Gets Behind ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel
Tuesday, September 6 by

Now you say his name three times and he appears as a crassly commercial version of himself played by Russell Brand.

The headshots paid off!
David Cross To Bring A Family-Friendly Brand Of Funke To ‘Modern Family’
Friday, September 2 by

You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.

The style icon for bouncers everywhere.
9 Actors Who Were Born To Play Frankenstein
Friday, September 2 by

You made the list, gentlemen. Congratulations!

Starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler
‘Human Centipede II’ Will Sh*t Class Into Your Mouth On October 7th
Thursday, September 1 by

But that’s almost a month AFTER Grandparents Day!

I'm wearing two Power Gloves as I type this.
9 Movie Toys We Want To Own
Thursday, September 1 by

My editor said I couldn’t count Patrick Bateman’s chainsaw from ‘American Psycho’ as a toy, so it didn’t make the list.

"See you after the holidays! Er...BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNSSSS!"
‘The Walking Dead’ Gets A Split Season, 90-Minute Premiere, Confused Fans
Thursday, September 1 by

They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…

Yellow today, guys?
9 Stinkers That Prove ‘Romancing The Stone: The Series’ Is A Bad Idea
Wednesday, August 31 by

It turns out that Clooney and Aniston made the same mistakes as Baio and Danza by starring in these stinkers.

Brains vs. Braun. No. Wait. Braun vs Braun.
Who Wins In A Battle Between Taylor Lautner And The Rock? That’s Right. The Audience Does.
Wednesday, August 31 by

David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.

The zombies weren't the only thing limping along at the end of season one.
Here’s What ‘The Walking Dead’ Can Do Better In Season Two
Wednesday, August 31 by

We want “great, not good,” but season one gave us “good, not great.”

High school movies set unrealistically high dancing standards for children today.
Cut Loose: The 9 Greatest High School Dances In Film
Wednesday, August 31 by

For those of us who got too drunk to attend prom, this is the closest we’ll ever get.