My spank bank needs a bailout.
When we telephoned Brimley to get a quote for the piece, he offered up, “Don’t call this number again, dammit.”
It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.
It’s a good thing they’re around to point out what’s wrong with everything.
We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.
Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.
The producers figured audiences might enjoy a film about Brad Pitt more than they would a film about statistical analysis.
In which a group of obnoxious people travel to an obnoxious place.
I had the mayor and the commissioner all over my ass to create this list.
Here’s what we know about ‘Community’ season three. We know seven things, no more, no less.
It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.
There are so many jobs more fulfilling than “B-list movie star.” Just ask my mechanic, Michael Dudikoff.
All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock were deemed ineligible for consideration this year.
A patient nation still holds out for ‘Top Scallop’.
He’s a very short man. Sometimes, it just doesn’t add up.
“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”
Oh, they’ll go to live with a family on a farm, all right…*takes off sunglasses*…a death farm.
Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.
She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.
Always bet on the cheaters. It’s the smart move.
It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.
Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.
The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.
He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.
In which the best-laid plans fall to a “touch of consumption.”
I’m so hoping this show is called ‘Hey There, Lil’ Man: What’s Crackin’?’
They don’t have to be taken anywhere that bad. Central Oklahoma will do just fine.
We don’t acknowledge the existence of mini-series in our Emmys.
Glenn, Rob, and Charlie will be producing, but not lending their voices.