Apparently, Harrison Ford will not stop lifting weights until he shows up to the set of ‘Indy 5′.
Details are sketchy, but it might entail charming adults acting like children.
The protagonist can change his fate by watching home movies. No, they’re not sex tapes, you pervert.
The only details are that it involves Sam Worthington and a space war. NO, IT’S NOT LIKE ‘AVATAR’!
Forget everything you never knew about comic book stores.
The moon will be a much sexier place if Doug Liman gets his way.
Casting directors everywhere send out feelers for the “Japanese Andre the Giant.”
Why watch TV at all when you can get all the movie commercials right here in this post?
14 Lego men died in the construction of this vehicle.
I’m anticipating a mix-up where they get the statue for Best Hottie BJ Scene or Finest Vin Diesel Performance.
She’s the hardest-working sexy actress in showbiz.
This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!
William H. Macy, Matt Dillon, and Craig Robinson will bring the “freaky,” and, as always, Brendan Fraser will unload the “deaky.”
Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.
A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.
Oh, man! The ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ guys better not catch wind of this. They will be sooooooo pissed.
Hurricanes AND eerie premonitions? This movie’s got something for fans of all sorts of different awful things.
At this point, I’m half-expecting the producers to announce they have just signed on Christian Slater to play some long-lost fourth stooge.
The big takeaway from these videos is that some unfortunate stuff is going down in Gotham.
It sounds like the networks might be ready for her brand of cute racist jokes.
She’ll play Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s wife. Only in Hollywood!!!!
Sarandon is going to play Samberg’s mom, just like she does in all those SNL Digital Shorts.
Fans of television everywhere let out a collective “huh.”
That wooden box you use to hold your weed could be worth millions.
This is one of those stories that will probably happen, but we need to put a question mark after the title to cover our ass.
He will be playing Sorkin’s standard “Crotchety Senior Executive Who Has Lots of Integrity.”
The studio has determined that the best way to shake things up and respond to those mediocre reviews is to definitely not change writers.
He’ll be the Hanks son with the non-embarrassing connection to the music industry.
Ira Glass has decided to calculate the odds of you finding love. In related news, Ira Glass should mind his own damn business.
I knew that dark, steely gaze would serve a purpose.