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Casting Round-Up: Austin, Johannsen, Esposito, And Fehr All Find New Paychecks
Wednesday, June 29 by

Tom finds his Huckleberry, Scarlett’s gonna sing some more, a dude from ‘Roswell’ is going to do ‘Roswell FM’, and Gus breaks ‘Breaking Bad’.

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Bryan Cranston Also Going To Rescue Hostages In ‘Argo’
Tuesday, June 28 by

Sure he’ll rescue hostages in a movie, but will he do it in real life?

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Steve Carell To Produce And Probably Star In…A Comedy. Yup.
Tuesday, June 28 by

It’s going to be about an “FBI wedding.” That should clear everything up.

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RZA And DJ Cotrona Join ‘G.I. Joe’ Sequel, The Rock Gets Confirmed
Monday, June 27 by

It looks like the team behind G.I. Joe is going to try a different approach this time. That makes sense.

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Gary Ross To Direct Carey Mulligan In Sci-Fi ‘Outback’ Once They Clear Their Plates
Monday, June 27 by

She has to knock out three high-profile pics before moving onto this fourth one. Must be nice.

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Casting Round-Up: Ben Affleck, Rosario Dawson, David Strathairn, And Nicole Kidman Find Further Employment
Monday, June 27 by

Ben Affleck hired himself, which seems like cheating.

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Charlie Sheen’s ‘Two and a Half Men’ Character Is Going To Die
Monday, June 27 by

Something tells me it won’t be a hero’s death.

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Move Over, Jackman: Leo DiCaprio To Join ‘A Star Is Born’?
Monday, June 27 by

Will Leo be able to brood while performing “jazz hands?”

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‘Blair Witch’ Helmer To Terrify Campers With Bigfoot This Time
Monday, June 27 by

Don’t call bigfoot “Sasquatch.” His mom did that when she was mad at him, and it pisses him off to no end.

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Chris Meloni Transitions From Sex Crimes To ‘Man Of Steel’
Friday, June 24 by

He’s so fresh off of ‘SVU’ that he’ll probably be peppering his dialogue with “perps” and “buses” when he really just means “criminals” and “ambulances.”

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John Goodman To Play A Hostage-Rescuing Make-Up Artist In ‘Argo’
Friday, June 24 by

He’s playing a real-life make-up artist who is sent in to remove a fake movie crew from a very real hostage situation.

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Universal Bestows Upon Us ‘Fast & Furious 6′ And ‘R.I.P.D.’ Release Dates
Friday, June 24 by

Hint: you can make them parts of a double feature if you’re willing to hide out in the theater for a month.

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Casting Round-Up: J. Lo, Wizards, Henchmen, And Gosling
Friday, June 24 by

J. Lo is going to play a successful business woman that adopts, Gosling and Refn continue their courtship, and the ‘Snow White’ casting machine rambles on.

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Trent Reznor’s ‘Year Zero’ To Get Mini-Series Treatment From ‘Fight Club’ Scribe
Friday, June 24 by

If he thinks our future is going to look anything like his music videos, we need to act NOW.

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‘King of Kong’ Helmer, Trapped In The 80′s, Reboots ‘War Games’
Thursday, June 23 by

In this one, a game of ‘Angry Birds’ will expose all the covert ops we have in hostile nations.

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Rob Cohen’s ‘Bullet Run’ Has Everything You Need To Know In The Title
Thursday, June 23 by

It’s like ‘Gosford Park’, but with fast cars and machine guns.

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Casting Round Up: Williams, McAvoy, And Wilkinson Are Priests, Robbers, And Villains
Thursday, June 23 by

Robin Williams will be starring in ‘Patch Adams 2: The Heart Beats On’. Just kidding. I hope you haven’t already smashed your computer.

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Sorkin And Krasinski To Give A Famed Hollywood Hotel Its Own Mini-Series
Thursday, June 23 by

I’m looking forward to “Chapter 5: The Lohan Years.”

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Julia Ormond An Absentee Mom In ‘Superman: Man Of Steel’
Thursday, June 23 by

This would have been a very interesting episode of “16 and Pregnant.”

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Warren Beatty Will Direct And Star In His Very Own Howard Hughes Project
Wednesday, June 22 by

He’s reaching out to an impressive group in getting this together. It was clear Beatty was serious the second he uttered, “LaBeouf.”

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Jamie Foxx Will Be Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’
Wednesday, June 22 by

It will be interesting to see how he channels “In Living Color”s Wanda to prepare for this role.

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Ron Howard To Definitely Direct ‘Spy. Vs. Spy’…Right After That ‘Dark Tower’ Affair
Wednesday, June 22 by

I think Will Smith or Nick Cannon should play the black guy and Steve Carell or Ben Stiller should play the white guy.

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Ray Winstone Rounds Out The Dwarf Brigade In ‘Snow White And The Huntsman’
Wednesday, June 22 by

Ray Winstone will play the seventh and final dwarf, “Character Actor-y.”

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Thomas Lennon And Rob Riggle To Exist As Yin And Yang In ‘The Boondoggle’
Wednesday, June 22 by

Riggle and Lennon. One will charm the hell out of you while the other screams at you mercilessly.

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Jason Patric To Star In FX Comic Adaptation ‘Powers’
Tuesday, June 21 by

It’s only been 14 years since ‘Speed 2: Cruise Control’. Are we ready to forgive him?

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Ron Howard, Unable To Hold His Breath For ‘Dark Tower’, Looks To ‘Rush’
Tuesday, June 21 by

As a little boy, Ron Howard always wanted to be a race car driver (movie director).

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Megan Fox And John C. Reilly Popping Up In Sacha Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’
Tuesday, June 21 by

Reilly will be playing a bikini model and Fox will be playing a lovable oaf. Wait. That can’t be right…

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‘Wet Hot American Summer’ Director Talks Prequel
Tuesday, June 21 by

Let’s all pretend that the reason Chris Meloni is leaving “Law & Order: SVU” is to perfect his portrayal of Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet.

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Hallelujah (Redux)! Penn Badgley To Play Jeff Buckley In A Second Biopic
Monday, June 20 by

Jeff Buckley’s got two biopics in the works. Who does he think he is, General Patton?

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Warren Beatty To Star In And Direct…Some Type Of Movie
Monday, June 20 by

This press release might have well have just said in big block letters, “WARREN BEATTY IS MAKING A MOVIE FOR PARAMOUNT.”