Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.
Yeah, Rocky’s on it.
Also, competent directing is for retards.
Running is boring, but somehow, these movies aren’t.
Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.
You can mourn the cheapening of the Muppets, I’m going to lament the loss of Robert Loggia’s artistic credibility.
Historians now agree that the wireless connection in the town of Deadwood, SD was spotty at best.
Unless they start selling large chunks of raw pumpkin, movie theater concession stands will never have my business.
Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?
If you were a fan of the original ‘Blade Runner’, well…well, there’s always the possibility you’ll like this film as well.
Because nobody want’s to see a movie about the people that manage Payless Shoes…except for me.
He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.
Sorry, beloved film franchises…YOU JUST GOT RATNER-ED!!!
Yeah, we got pictures.
I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.
It’s high time you started dressing like a fictional rape victim.
If you saw this picture and thought “Tyler Perry,” you’re a horrible racist.
Leave your sense of decorum and good taste at the door. You can pick them up when you’re done reading.
It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.
I whittle down the field of cake programs to give you my bare-bones, seven favorites. It wasn’t easy.
Money can’t buy happiness, unless buying things makes you happy, in which case it can.
Burt Reynolds will play a guy trying to sleep with Archer’s mom.
That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.
Strong men also cry…
Now if they could just get rid of Charlie Sheen.
Who would have thought such a thing would happen on the ‘Real World’? Oh, right. Everyone.
My research hasn’t turned up any signs of Chuck Lorre’s involvement in the show.
And that’s not even considering all the money he makes from wearing Kangol hats and laughing uproariously at the Oscars.
There’s one show on this list that will probably piss people off.
To help get you through the rest of the week, here’s a list (with video) of people killing animals.