Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?
Ohhhhhhh, the other 472 brothers and sisters are going to be soooo jealous.
Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.
Screw it, I’m doing it anyway.
I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”
I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.
These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island
Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.
“…back and to the left. Back…and to the left.”
Yes, we know the difference between fiction and reality.
He probably seduced Lucille Bluth back in the 60’s.
I hope he doesn’t get his mustache rubbed off again.
“I’m done,” says the guy who has the luxury of saying that because the thing he’s done with has made him very rich.
Up your nose with a rubber hose…in heaven.
Ya got a little dirt on your shoulder there, Opie.
“‘Oh Sit!’? More like…’Oh F*ck!'”
“Quit bustin’ my labia.”
He should change his name to “Chad Head-o Butt-o.”
Is it too early to clamor for a Cranston-Paul reunion? And bring the guy who plays Badger, too.
I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.
Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.
The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”
Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.
Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!
It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.
Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”
How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?
“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”
A celebration of the comedic actor’s lesser-known roles.