“If it’s a drama, we’re gonna have to have people crying and yelling,” one Showtime exec probably said.
This means Skinny Pete could be Caleb, and Badger would be Ammiel or Shaphat! (Totally had to look those names up)
Sorry Matthew Lillard.
The name is really stupid. Click to learn it.
Today is a great day, because it’s the longest possible time until the next VMAs.
First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.
Hey, That’s My Prius.
So I guess this means a ‘Forces of Nature’ sequel is gonna keep getting pushed back.
It’s a Central American hell! (Probably not)
You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.
Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.
Unless this is an examination of why he’s so weird, it might miss the mark.
It gets worse from there. Just kidding. Not possible.
We’re going to get through this. Put the knife down.
Lookin’ fly, soul brothas.
In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…
A little levity. We hope.
It would be funny if the film turned out to be a documentary about crime and poverty.
His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.
With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…
Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.
Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.
People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)
What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.
Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?
The flowers they speak of are actually incest.
And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?
GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!
It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.
At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.