It’s the anti-CBS
He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.
Even oppressive regimes can’t resist the siren call of GTA V.
It could survive a holocaust.
It has to run for 2,300 years to amortize the cost of the sets.
He should just kill everyone in the first episode, then have the show just follow a little girl in an orphanage.
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The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.
I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.
This is a good start.
The two greatest things in the world, smashed together.
I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.
It would have been better if it was just all a dream.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
They’re going for a shrillness strategy. Good call.
Dress for success…
Spike knows drama.
For the purposes of this metaphor, reality shows have heads.
$800 million in a day might eclipse ‘The Avengers’ opening weekend.
If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.
And that’s why he’s the champ.
I simply don’t think those extra minutes will be used for reconciliation or healing.
Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.
‘Sherlock’, ‘Doctor Who’, ‘Torchwood’, et al.
It’s like ‘Weeds’, but on a network. Ugh?
It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.
If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!