It’s got aliens, meteors, and comedic baby showers.
This sounds pretty terrific and unexpected.
But will there be profanity and violence?
If you understand more than 49% of those words, this story will likely interest you.
When God closes a Woody Allen, He opens a Stephen King stage adaptation.
Please don’t call it ‘World War Z 2′.
I can’t tell if this seems high, low, or appropriate.
She comes crawling back to television.
This…makes a lot of sense, actually.
This is a non-commercial project even by PTA standards.
It could be worse. It could be the CW.
I bet he’s getting into character by buying a Ferrari. (I wish I was rich.)
It’s quicker than Cliff’s Notes, even.
When all else fails, flip the genders and see what happens!
That’s one sexy receptionist.
Sure. Why not? No skin off my back.
The puns…they’re everywhere.
CAN HE TOP LEDGER’S PERFORMANCE?
He’s probably lying to us about the “sweet” part.
Fall in love all over again. And again. Every week. For like six years.
I should have gotten a Google alert when the word “furry” was mentioned by the press.
It’s a really fetching hat.
Super-bummer. Back to movies, maybe?
Not THEIR last sandwich. They’re still making more.
They must really want this to happen.
It made less than half of what people thought were lowball predictions.
It mostly just raised awareness that Steve-O still exists.
He’s a natural fit!
He’s been known to do this.