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CBS To Offer ‘CBS All Access’, Paid Streaming For Its Old And New Shows
Thursday, October 16 by

This isn’t an ad. I’m not even sure people who watch CBS have Internet connections.

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Kim Dickens, Known For Playing The ‘Gone Girl’ Detective, Heading Over To ‘House Of Cards’
Thursday, October 16 by

Apparently, she can tolerate working for David Fincher.

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‘Vacation’ Reboot Will Cast A Few More Fixtures From The Apatow Universe
Wednesday, October 15 by

They’re all meeting up at Wallyworld.

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Warner Bros., Possibly While Drunk, Announces 10 DC Comics Movies, 3 Lego Movies, 3 ‘Harry Potter’ Spinoffs
Wednesday, October 15 by

That’s it, Warner Bros.? Nothing more you want to tell us?

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Javier Bardem To Play A Slightly Less-Scary Villain In ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5′
Wednesday, October 15 by

Yup. This will be the fifth one. Yikes.

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‘Friends’ Will Be Coming To Netflix On January 1, 2015, Just In Time For Your Hangover
Wednesday, October 15 by

They’ll be there for us.

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In 2015, You Will Be Able To Get HBO Go Without A Cable Subscription
Wednesday, October 15 by

Finally, the young ones can watch all those Carnivale reruns they’re so crazy about.

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Networks Continue To Adapt Bizarre Films With ‘The Illusionist’ And ‘In Good Company’ Remakes Coming Our Way
Wednesday, October 15 by

When will it end?

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Ben Wyatt Will Achieve His Calzone Dream In The Upcoming Season Of ‘Parks And Recreation’
Wednesday, October 15 by

This is too ridiculous and awesome to be considered a spoiler.

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Neil Patrick Harris To (Finally) Host The Oscars
Wednesday, October 15 by

I DARE you to argue with this choice.

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Breaking Bad’s ‘Todd’ To Play A Real-Life ‘SNL’ Writer In ‘Other People’
Tuesday, October 14 by

It sounds like that’s where the laughs stop.

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Lena Dunham To Adapt And Direct A Book Into A ‘PG-13 Medieval Movie’
Tuesday, October 14 by

I’m not sure anyone has the credibility to pull this off.

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Luke Wilson Will Play The Commissioner In The NFL Concussion Film
Tuesday, October 14 by

He starred in ‘Idiocracy’, so this is pretty much in his wheelhouse.

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Ben Affleck And Matt Damon To Reunite (As Producers) For Corporate Espionage Film On SyFy
Tuesday, October 14 by

It’s on SyFy, so it takes place in the future.

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Robert Downey Jr. To Bring Iron Man To ‘Captain America 3′
Tuesday, October 14 by

It doesn’t sound all that different from an ‘Avengers’ movie.

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‘The Walking Dead’ Limps Towards Cable Ratings Record, Eats Its Brain
Monday, October 13 by

The title is a colorful way of saying that ‘The Walking Dead’ premiere was the highest-rated cable episode ever.

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The ‘LEGO Movie’s Batman Will Get His Own Film
Monday, October 13 by

He’s the LEGO hero we deserve.

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Netflix Is Gonna Charge You A Little More If You Want Ultra HD Streaming
Monday, October 13 by

Unless you were doing it before August 12th. Then you’re good for a couple years.

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‘American Horror Story’ Sets Ratings Records For FX, Gets Itself Another Season
Monday, October 13 by

Brace yourself for ‘American Horror Story: Applebee’s Over by the Airport’.

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‘Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs’ Is Being Developed As A TV Show
Monday, October 13 by

I bet the die-hard fans will just call it ‘Cloudy’. So cool…

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Bill Hader Hosted The Lowest-Rated ‘SNL’ Episode Ever
Monday, October 13 by

In fairness to Hader, the show has been performing terribly since last season.

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‘Archer’ Drops Its ‘ISIS’ Acronym, Because, Well, You Know…
Monday, October 13 by

The less said about it, the better.

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‘Transparent’ Renewed For Second Season By Amazon
Friday, October 10 by

One more show to get around to watching. Quite the backlog.

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OMG, The Czech Adaptation Of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Is Called ‘Everybody Loves Rudy’!
Friday, October 10 by

Rudy? Who the f*ck is Rudy?

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Sorry, Gwar: Katy Perry To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show
Friday, October 10 by

I’m going to make fun of the selection AND enjoy her performance.

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Robert Duvall Goes On ‘Letterman’ Saying Stephen Colbert ‘Isn’t That Funny’
Friday, October 10 by

Robert Duvall is WRONG.

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A Third ‘Da Vinci Code’ Film Is Coming, But Not Before ‘Star Wars’
Friday, October 10 by

Furry aliens always beat biblical mysteries. Always.

They should shoot the film in New Mexico. Great tax incentives there for filmmakers.
Casey Affleck, Son Of Boston, To Star In Movie About The Boston Marathon Bombing
Thursday, October 9 by

He called dibs, leaving his brother and the Wahlbergs in the dust.

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Jon Stewart Was Offered ‘Meet The Press’ By NBC. He Passed.
Thursday, October 9 by

He’s sorta got a good thing going where he is.

Someone needs to slime him in that fancy suit of his.
‘Ghostbusters’ Is Officially Being Rebooted By Paul Feig And Will Star ‘Hilarious Women’
Thursday, October 9 by

By ‘hilarious women’, I’m pretty sure Paul Feig means ‘Melissa McCarthy and some other women’.