Rumor alert: under their outfits, all the Dwarves wear Spanx.
This film is about “party-happy mercenaries.” That’s all you really need to know.
A whole slew of Comic-Con announcements will serve 5% of you very well and frustrate the balance of you guys.
It’s a movie about Jamaica produced by Seth Rogen. Think it’s gonna have some weed in it?
‘What to Expect…’ takes another poor soul, while J.B. and Rachel bring the funny to a couple actual comedies.
I’m looking forward to a twist on ‘Secretary’ featuring a very game Ellie Kemper.
He’s probably totally in the familiar artistic struggle of doing something new and original versus making $100 million.
What happens when 10 Greek gods stop being polite and start getting real?
14 years in turnaround. This is the Oliver Twist of films.
What took them so long?
If Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn were actually in charge of saving the planet, I really don’t like our odds.
I’m sure Ferrell will play some sort of unflappable, level-headed dad who never gets pushed to his breaking point.
Look out James Franco, you’re about to get Cranston’d!
A girl named Diablo is finding religion.
The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.
‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.
Tom finds his Huckleberry, Scarlett’s gonna sing some more, a dude from ‘Roswell’ is going to do ‘Roswell FM’, and Gus breaks ‘Breaking Bad’.
Sure he’ll rescue hostages in a movie, but will he do it in real life?
It’s going to be about an “FBI wedding.” That should clear everything up.
It looks like the team behind G.I. Joe is going to try a different approach this time. That makes sense.
She has to knock out three high-profile pics before moving onto this fourth one. Must be nice.
Ben Affleck hired himself, which seems like cheating.
Something tells me it won’t be a hero’s death.
Will Leo be able to brood while performing “jazz hands?”
Don’t call bigfoot “Sasquatch.” His mom did that when she was mad at him, and it pisses him off to no end.
He’s so fresh off of ‘SVU’ that he’ll probably be peppering his dialogue with “perps” and “buses” when he really just means “criminals” and “ambulances.”
He’s playing a real-life make-up artist who is sent in to remove a fake movie crew from a very real hostage situation.
Hint: you can make them parts of a double feature if you’re willing to hide out in the theater for a month.
J. Lo is going to play a successful business woman that adopts, Gosling and Refn continue their courtship, and the ‘Snow White’ casting machine rambles on.
If he thinks our future is going to look anything like his music videos, we need to act NOW.