By clicking on this article, you are admitting you have alien-whore fantasies.
It’s a guilty pleasure in the vein of ‘True Blood’ but instead of sex and violence, ‘Dexter’ derives its guilt and pleasure from really shitty writing and logical leaps.
Hi, I’m Abe. Wanna party?
A great snack to enjoy while watching these films is Ambien.
And the guy that played Jeffrey the Butler was constantly drunk and handsy. (My theory)
Only now do I feel that Affleck really EARNED the title of “Sexiest Man Alive.”
Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”
All these explosions are ruining Christmas.
I hope this is the first role that let’s him wear that tiny little earring in character.
Twenty years later, Marv looks back at what once was, what could have been, and what now is.
Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, “Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?”
Unless they were going to create a new day of the week, this was bound to happen.
The real monster here doesn’t have claws.
“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”
Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.
Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.
Only satires are fitting to document their styles of leadership.
Insert fart sound here… just because.
The lesson here? Only read when you absolutely have to.
Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.
The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…
An incomplete retrospective on the fast and loose awards ceremony that is the Golden Globes.
‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.
The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.
It’s sort of like ranking genocides in terms of how fun they were. It just doesn’t feel right.
I’ve heard from three different people that Theodore is incredibly difficult to work with.
I wrote one letter a day for almost 28 years. I feel vindicated.
I can’t wait to not watch!
Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…