If he says he doesn’t know where to buy real Hoverboards, keep pestering him. He’ll give in and tell you.
Let’s talk about a real divisive issue…
NBC wants you to know that they’ll give you your favorite shows back, but you’ll get less of them.
It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.
Son of a bitch.
My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.
“R” is short for “awesome.”
A list for Derby day!
Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.
I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.
No sexting during ‘The Hungry Games’!
I’m picking up where that patriot Joe McCarthy left off.
Here’s the beef.
Carrie Bradshaw never had to deal with this bullshit.
Not too skanky for the Secret Service, though.
Everyone’s sort of a loser in this game show adaptation. Except for Ghostface Killa. He’s the best.
On this holiday of remembrance, everyone seems to keep forgetting stuff.
Welcome back, friends.
I’m not afraid to tackle the one question on no one’s mind.
Who says politicians can’t be funny? Almost everyone.
You know you’d watch Hillbilly Hand Abortions…
These are matters of life and hilarious death.
Ride together, die together. ACTORS 4 LYFE.
Wow. Virtual reality is not as prevalent as people in the 90′s thought it would be.
Maybe not “gay,” but certainly less straight than I was a week ago.
Just like in real life, it takes a LOT of naked breasts to assuage the tedium of adulthood.
Make all the bad movies you want, Happy Madison, but when you start messing with films I like, I’m gonna speak up.
Who’s the lucky winner? It could be…YOU! But probably someone else.
Oh man! He’s just the nuttiest! GOULET!