Let us explain why this is newsworthy…
His home planet needs him.
If you put the word “cyber” in front of anything, it makes old people feel like they’re on a spaceship.
Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.
Excited about this? Too bad. They’re all sold out.
Lifetime: Television for Christian Woman
Move over, other-musicals-I-don’t-know-by-name.
He should really binge-watch it if he’s so concerned. Reagan never would have pleaded to the public like this.
That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”
They grow up so fast.
Will finally resolve the issue if heaven got a ghetto.
As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.
A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.
You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Good guys acting bad.
I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.
And maybe Tim and Eric as well.
I would say it will be missed, but..will it?
This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.
When all else fails, lower your standards.
This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.
You can soon start watching their weird shows at 8.
It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.
And Evan Goldberg, too. But he doesn’t get as many clicks for us.
Ask yourself: Would you want to trade places with any of these folks?
Bye bye, Jay.
‘White Collar’ and ‘Burn Notice’ will have to work EXTRA hard now.
Well, Sundays slipped slightly more in favor of the Lord.
If you need me, I’ll be crying in my office.