Look at her pretending to love that asshole. That's acting, my friend.
The First Aunt Viv From ‘Fresh Prince’ Still Hates Will Smith
Tuesday, December 27 by

And the guy that played Jeffrey the Butler was constantly drunk and handsy. (My theory)

He looks like he's four seconds away from pulling out an acoustic guitar at a Bible camp.
Ben Affleck OWNS The ‘Bearded 70′s Guy’ Look In ‘Argo’
Tuesday, December 27 by

Only now do I feel that Affleck really EARNED the title of “Sexiest Man Alive.”

WHAT? It's the first pic that came up.
American Horror Story To Reboot Season 2 With The Same Cast
Thursday, December 22 by

Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”

This is so fantastically terriffic.
8 Christmas Films With No Christmas Cheer
Thursday, December 22 by

All these explosions are ruining Christmas.

Harrison Ford is turning into Steven Spielberg.
Old Man Harrison Ford To Star In Adaptation Of Old Sci-Fi Book, ‘Ender’s Game’
Thursday, December 22 by

I hope this is the first role that let’s him wear that tiny little earring in character.

This photo was suggested by Marv's publicist.
20 Years Later, Marv Looks Back At His ‘Home Alone’ Burglary
Wednesday, December 21 by

Twenty years later, Marv looks back at what once was, what could have been, and what now is.

R. Kelly is making you a movie, baby.
R. Kelly Has Only Written 32 New Chapters Of ‘Trapped In The Closet’
Wednesday, December 21 by

Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, “Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?”

Don't cry for them, Judd Apatow will scoop them up before they hit the ground.
HBO Kills ‘How To Make It In America’, ‘Bored To Death’, And ‘Hung’
Wednesday, December 21 by

Unless they were going to create a new day of the week, this was bound to happen.

The people responsible for this film are the real criminals.
Who Are The Real Villains In The ‘Wolverine’ Piracy Case?
Tuesday, December 20 by

The real monster here doesn’t have claws.

Can we take the next step and start worshipping this guy formally? Like as a religion?
Unhappy With The ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Script, Bill Murray Reportedly Shreds It, Sends It Back
Tuesday, December 20 by

“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”

There goes my erection.
‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back So We Can All…Wait, Why Is ‘Punk’d’ Coming Back
Monday, December 19 by

Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.

After three callbacks, Craig was shattered to learn that the producers went in a different direction for the role of Pinocchio.
Daniel Craig In Talks For 5 More ‘Bond’ Films After ‘Skyfall’
Monday, December 19 by

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

I'm sure his passing will be treated with the reverence he deserves.
6 Films That Skewer Famous Dictators (Including Kim Jung Il, Duh)
Monday, December 19 by

Only satires are fitting to document their styles of leadership.

What a loser.
Let’s Laugh At The 7 Biggest Movie Flops Of 2011
Monday, December 19 by

Insert fart sound here… just because.

Just imagine how much better the film will be with Trent Reznor's score and Rooney Mara's tits!
Can ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Live Up To These 6 Book-To-Film Adaptations?
Monday, December 19 by

The lesson here? Only read when you absolutely have to.

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.
Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman
Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.
Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting
Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

Over the years, over 712 arrests have been made at the ceremony, and R. Kelly has gone on record calling the Golden Globes "too crazy for his tastes."
A Look Back At The Golden Globes’ Craziest Moments
Thursday, December 15 by

An incomplete retrospective on the fast and loose awards ceremony that is the Golden Globes.

We'll buy whatever he's selling. After all, he was on 'Growing Pains'.
HBO Still Going Apeshit With New Shows, Gets A Leo Dicaprio Medical/Mafia Drama
Thursday, December 15 by

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

They look so peaceful, just lying there.
Here Are Your Fairly Predictable Golden Globe Nominees
Thursday, December 15 by

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

I refuse to "go with it." Rather, I think I'll fight it tooth-and-nail.
The Most Tolerable Romantic Comedies Of 2011 (Based Almost Solely On Speculaton)
Thursday, December 15 by

It’s sort of like ranking genocides in terms of how fun they were. It just doesn’t feel right.

To be fair, David Cross hasn't seemed to enjoy ANYTHING in at least a decade.
David Cross Didn’t Like Working On ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked’ That Much
Wednesday, December 14 by

I’ve heard from three different people that Theodore is incredibly difficult to work with.

It also says that he invented the printing press. That can't be right.
Steve Guttenberg Is Just Now Receiving A Star On The Walk Of Fame
Wednesday, December 14 by

I wrote one letter a day for almost 28 years. I feel vindicated.

The $130 million that he earned in 2011 will buy him 13 million of this type of sweater vest.
7 Tyler Perry Projects We’re Looking Forward To Avoiding In 2012
Wednesday, December 14 by

I can’t wait to not watch!

For this picture to convey the subject matter of this article, please imagine that it is playing audio at an unbearably high volume.
FCC Passes Act To Regulate TV Ad Volume, Gave It Nifty Acronym
Tuesday, December 13 by

Remain CALM.

They look really happy. I mean like in love.
Hulk Hogan’s Ex-Wife Claims The Hulk Was Gay With Brutus Beefcake
Tuesday, December 13 by

Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…

Ice Cube doesn't really feel like answering any questions about 'The Comebacks' right now. Please sit your cracker ass down.
Ice Cube Returning To Thug Life In FX Vigilante Series, Will Presumably Use His AK
Monday, December 12 by

In the pilot episode, he performs a home invasion on those kids from ‘Are We There Yet?’

Even when history dictates a character will die, HBO still manages to surprise us.
HBO’s Rich History Of Shocking Character Deaths
Monday, December 12 by

If only I could include Carrie Bradshaw on this list.

"Familiar is good," the studios chanted. "Familiar is good."
2011′s Highest-Grossing Films Were All Sequels
Monday, December 12 by

And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.

Rob Reiner that putting a guy in a pink bunny suit doesn't automatically make your movie awesome.
When Bad Movies Happen To Good Directors
Monday, December 12 by

We’re not going to yell at you. We just want you to know that we’re very, very disappointed.