Frieida Pinto Isn't Topless, uses a body double
Bad News: Freida Pinto Isn’t Really Nude In ‘Immortals’
Thursday, November 10 by

But SOMEONE is!

Whatever you do, don't tell them that Twilight won't fill the hole in their lives - they hear that enough.
8 Things To Do While Waiting In Line For The Twilight Premiere
Thursday, November 10 by

Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.

They get worse from here, folks.
In Honor Of Heavy D: An Examination Of 7 Hip-Hop TV Themes
Thursday, November 10 by

It turns out, there aren’t as many rap TV themes as one would think.

This guy would put together an Oscars no one would forget. Or understand.
The 9 Directors Who Should Replace Brett Ratner At The Oscars
Wednesday, November 9 by

“The most disturbing Oscars ever” is still better than a boring Oscar ceremony, right?

It would appear that the Academy just fell for the old "banana in the tailpipe."
Eddie Murphy Bolts From Oscars Due To Bizarre Allegiance To Brett Ratner
Wednesday, November 9 by

In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24′ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

This character doesn't even deserve a Kangol hat, let alone the mighty coonskin cap.
The 9 Most Iconic Hats In Hollywood’s History
Wednesday, November 9 by

We couldn’t include all the hats we wanted to, on account of my laziness.

With a state this big, why did the show need three cities?
5 Great Locations For Top Chef And A Few For Masters And Desserts
Wednesday, November 9 by

Not to mess with Texas, but they probably could have dug deeper than San Antonio.

Bizarro Waldo was found in Portugal.
If You Want To See A Photo Of Anthony Bourdain Naked On A Pool Raft, You Came To The Right Place
Tuesday, November 8 by

His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)

Alex Murphy was the impetus for the whole "Tai Chi marksmanship" movement.
New ‘RoboCop’ Movie Will Focus On How A RoboCop Is Made
Tuesday, November 8 by

Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.

You'll live forever...in cartoon form.
In Honor Of Joe Frazier: Our 8 Favorite Boxers In Film
Tuesday, November 8 by

Yeah, Rocky’s on it.

Ratner better hope this guy doesn't catch wind of his comments. Also, how short IS he?
Brett Ratner Thinks “Rehearsing Is For Fags”
Monday, November 7 by

Also, competent directing is for retards.

His mom banged the principal to keep him in school; I wonder what she did to get those leg braces.
In Honor Of The NYC Marathon: 7 Memorable Runners From TV And Film
Monday, November 7 by

Running is boring, but somehow, these movies aren’t.

This is the picture of Brett Ratner we're legally obligated to use.
Brett Ratner Just LOVES Eddie Murphy, In Talks For Another Project
Monday, November 7 by

Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.

I knew where the line of good taste should be drawn. About three feet before Fozzie yelled "Suck it!" to the crowd.
The Muppets On WWE Raw And 8 Other Ill-Advised TV Guest Appearances
Monday, November 7 by

You can mourn the cheapening of the Muppets, I’m going to lament the loss of Robert Loggia’s artistic credibility.

Fact: Hats weren't invented until the late 1970's.
5 Recent TV Dramas That Got History Right
Monday, November 7 by

Historians now agree that the wireless connection in the town of Deadwood, SD was spotty at best.

In Korea, they let you pick out the puppy you want to eat during your movie. You can't prove that's not true.
6 Theater Snacks That Should Have Died Before Dippin’ Dots
Friday, November 4 by

Unless they start selling large chunks of raw pumpkin, movie theater concession stands will never have my business.

She's still one of the five people I'm allowed to sleep with without my girlfriend getting mad at me.
Jennifer Lopez Might Play The Role Of A Lifetime…Carmen Sandiego
Friday, November 4 by

Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?

"Harrison Ford, if you let go you can prevent both 'Indiana Jones 4' and geting a really weird, age-inappropriate earring!"
Ridley Scott Will Direct A ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel That Hasn’t Been Written Yet
Friday, November 4 by

If you were a fan of the original ‘Blade Runner’, well…well, there’s always the possibility you’ll like this film as well.

According to the 2010 romantic comedy census, over 94% of American women work as either event planners, magazine editors, or advertising executives.
6 Professions That Are Ridiculously Overused By Romantic Comedies
Friday, November 4 by

Because nobody want’s to see a movie about the people that manage Payless Shoes…except for me.

This witness was too scared to testify as to what he saw.
A Proportionate Response: Wife Smothered To Death After Smashing Husband’s ‘Star Wars’ Toys
Thursday, November 3 by

He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.

It would be our pleasure to see Mr. Ratner perform cinematic karate on the following film franchises.
8 Film Franchises We’d Like Brett Ratner To Ruin
Thursday, November 3 by

Sorry, beloved film franchises…YOU JUST GOT RATNER-ED!!!

The horse was scheduled to be euthanized, which makes this in no way objectionable.
Nude Girl Buys Horse, Shoots It, Then Resides In Its Corpse A La ‘Empire Strikes Back’
Thursday, November 3 by

Yeah, we got pictures.

Moments later, he bit through his bottom lip and there was blood everywhere.
Taylor Lautner Surprises Us By Producing, Starring In A Gus Van Sant Film, Reading The ‘New Yorker’
Wednesday, November 2 by

I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.

It's high time you started dressing like a fictional rape victim.
8 Movie Wardrobes That Should Be Spun Off Into Fashion Lines
Wednesday, November 2 by

It’s high time you started dressing like a fictional rape victim.

If you saw this picture and thought "Tyler Perry," you're a horrible racist.
Manure Prices Plummet, Movie Ticket Prices Drop Accordingly
Tuesday, November 1 by

If you saw this picture and thought “Tyler Perry,” you’re a horrible racist.

Tom demonstrated that he's just like everyone else by acting like a coked-up alien.
9 Tasteless Television PR Stunts Besides The Kardashian Wedding
Tuesday, November 1 by

Leave your sense of decorum and good taste at the door. You can pick them up when you’re done reading.

Ryan Murphy, you know sex, you tiny, newsboy-capped bastard!
‘American Horror Story’ Picked Up For Second Season…ON HALLOWEEN!
Tuesday, November 1 by

It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.

'Cake Boss' has all the hallmarks of an amazing leader. Like Churchill.
The 7 All-Time Greatest Reality Shows About Cake
Tuesday, November 1 by

I whittle down the field of cake programs to give you my bare-bones, seven favorites. It wasn’t easy.

Smile, Nicholas. You're worth more than Haiti is!
Move Over Madoff: The 6 Most Miserable Billionaires In Film
Monday, October 31 by

Money can’t buy happiness, unless buying things makes you happy, in which case it can.