As usual, the question mark at the end means we have no idea what we are talking about.
“The best night in the history of the human race,” as the Hollywood Foreign Press likes to call it.
I’m going to ask that 99% of celebrities do this.
Season 5 just premiered this week.
If you’re a black female, congratulations, you’ve probably been hired by SNL recently.
The question mark means it might not be true, but it’s still cool enough to report.
Spoiler alert: He will be terse.
If ever there was pressure to be funny…
News about Ice-T: Final Level came out last month, but it was dismissed instantly by millions who refused to believe it, citing the announcement as “too good to be true.”…
You can still submerse yourself in a 3D experience by looking away from your TV, phone or computer.
SHOCKER: They’re expensive.
You can be a little excited about this. I SAID A LITTLE!
I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.
Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.
Two non-remakes, non-adaptations, or non-sequels grace the list.
I don’t understand it, either.
Pay attention, Jeremy Lin.
You can just assume your favorite shows are getting the axe.
I just call it “the sequel” because I don’t want to type “Smaug.”
We need to balance out all the heartwarming Christmas stories with some bad news.
The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.
It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.
In the future, personality tests determine your fate. Just like in Scientology.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?
I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.
Go f*ck yourself, America.
It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.
In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.
But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.