My editor said I couldn’t count Patrick Bateman’s chainsaw from ‘American Psycho’ as a toy, so it didn’t make the list.
They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…
It turns out that Clooney and Aniston made the same mistakes as Baio and Danza by starring in these stinkers.
David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.
We want “great, not good,” but season one gave us “good, not great.”
For those of us who got too drunk to attend prom, this is the closest we’ll ever get.
I guess he’s systematically slaughtering chickens now. Please, read on…
“Grandpa, where were you the day the porno stopped?”
They’re our entertainment AND our food. Pretty versatile.
But is he deft with a hammer?
The VMAs: Still just for weirdos anymore.
It’s not zombies, but it is dead people coming back to life. Wait. How is that not zombies?
In honor of the 91st birthday of the 19th Amendment…
It would be a crime if younger generations didn’t have a remake of ‘Romancing the Stone’ that they could call their own.
Don’t worry. This whole article is handled in a tremendously delicate, tasteful manner.
Aykroyd says they’re doing it with or without Bill Murray, which means I might see the film or I might not.
This list could constitute a ten year-old’s playlist for two years.
Because we’re tired of watching happy, attractive people dance.
Life imitating art, imitating life. An unnervingly meta tragedy.
Accept your fate.
Just pick on of these five and make the damn movie. Or we can all just watch the original and enjoy that for the next 20 years. That sounds nice, too.
“Less talk, more zombies” would appear to be the approach the show is taking in season 2. Works for me.
This frees her up to get back to her real passions: Making fish-faces for paparazzi and banging guys who drive yellow Lamborghinis.
Unfortunately, they’re also all kind of hot. Hmmmm…
Their problems will be very real. Their wrestling will be very fake.
Will Smith should have “separated” himself from these awful films.
Guillermo is not a suspect.
The make Enron look like…well, Enron is probably still worse than these guys.
He must have been a huge hit at the Christmas Party.
Bearing in mind that jiggyness and the city of Miami have already been covered.