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DreamWorks Animation Contracts A Case Of ‘Release Date Fever’
Tuesday, March 8 by

DreamWorks has assigned release dates to every animated film it has in the pipeline.

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Brian Grazer Gets A Post-Apocalyptic Movie To Match His Post-Apocalyptic Hair
Tuesday, March 8 by

Dystopias are so hot right now that if you touch them, you’ll get burned.

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Sony Gives In To Yearning, Buys Channing Tatum’s Sexy Peter Pan Film
Monday, March 7 by

A Caltech research team has proven that Channing Tatum will be over 9,000 times sexier than this Peter Pan.

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Malin Akerman’s Hosting A Swingers Party At A Cabin
Monday, March 7 by

Not really, but maybe. It’s really too early to tell…

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Sheen Fired From ‘Two and a Half Men’, Cryer And Fat Kid Remain
Monday, March 7 by

In shocking and troubling news, Charlie Sheen has been fired from “Two and a Half Men.”

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‘Silent Hill’ 3D Sequel Signs Unknown Cast And Unknown Director For Unknown Audience
Monday, March 7 by

Looks like producers are now going forward with “Razzie-bait.”

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Producer Of ‘The Walking Dead’ And ‘Terminator’ Found Another Cool Story She Wants To Tell
Monday, March 7 by

The producer of “The Walking Dead” apparently loves it when groups of people band together and take a stand against things.

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Vince Vaughn Reteaming With ‘The Break-Up’ Scribe For A Movie That Sounds Way Worse
Friday, March 4 by

Vince Vaughn is doing another movie about being a grown-up schlub. It was his turn in the Sandler-James-Vaughn rotation.

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Andrew Garfield And Ewan McGregor Participate In Dueling Bank-Heist Films
Friday, March 4 by

This picture is pretty apt if you imagine Andrew Garfield is the cat.

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Does It Really Take Two People To Direct An Adam Sandler Movie?
Friday, March 4 by

It’s news like today’s that reminds us that someone actually has to direct Adam Sandler movies.

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Brie Larson To Bring Her Brand Of Sexy High School Justice To ’21 Jump Street’
Friday, March 4 by

21 Jump Street has finally cast a female star to balance out the testosterone of Ice Cube, Channing Tatum, and, uh, Jonah Hill.

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Kristin Stewart To Play Snow White, Per The Brothers Grimm’s Dying Wishes
Friday, March 4 by

This is the actress that casting directors believe could best portray Snow White. This one. In the picture. Seriously.

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Paramount Pictures May Have a Man-Crush On Johnny Knoxville
Thursday, March 3 by

Johnny Knoxville is going to play a hard-partying man whose wife is elected president. Like Bill Clinton is going to be one day.

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Dan Fogelman Has Conquered Screenwriting, Moving On To Directing, Thank You
Thursday, March 3 by

The one you don’t recognize is Fogelman.

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Little Rowboats, Hitler, And The Weinsteins: A Winning Combination
Thursday, March 3 by

Those Winklevoss boys made rowing hot again.

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The Only City Mighty Enough For The Avengers To Call Home? Cleveland
Thursday, March 3 by

Maybe the whole film is about a supervisit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

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Bruce Willis Coupling With A Woman His Own Age In ‘Lay The Favorite’
Thursday, March 3 by

Lay the Favorite has swapped production partners and gained a Welsh woman of indeterminate ethnic origin in Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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‘Hunger Games’ Producers Were Able To Find Some Attractive White Girls
Wednesday, March 2 by

Producers were looking for an attractive white girl to play the lead. Well, against all odds, they found some.

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‘Blade Runner’ Prequels And Sequels Are Going To Happen
Wednesday, March 2 by

Alcon Entertainment is on the verge of securing the rights to the Blade Runner franchise to produce prequels and sequels but not a remake of the original.

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Harvey Weinstein Sued For Sabotage And Eating Treats Off The Floor
Wednesday, March 2 by

Celebrities! They’re just like us! They eat floor candy!

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Alison Brie Will Give Emily Blunt Someone To Vent To In New Apatow Pic
Wednesday, March 2 by

Brie will portray Emily Blunt’s younger sister/shoulder-to-cry-on.

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Judge Reserves Right To Talk Down To Tyler Perry Fans
Wednesday, March 2 by

A Delaware judge overturned a ruling fining a theater for using a “condescending tone” in telling the audience to not talk during the picture.

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Dreamworks Sees Crowded Landscape Of Assange Biopics And Screams, ‘We Want One!’
Tuesday, March 1 by

Julian Assange is to 2011 as Zach Galifianakis was to 2010. Assange is going to be in everything.

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Where Is Hollywood Going To Find A Young, White Underfed Actress For ‘Hunger Games’?
Tuesday, March 1 by

The adaptation of Hunger Games has been casting calls its lead role, and the young adult fiction world is abuzz with squeals and “OMG”s of disapproval.

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The New Peter Pan Will Be Grating Cheese On His Abs
Tuesday, March 1 by

Every hero has a backstory, and apparently, Peter Pan does too. His secret? He’s Channing Tatum.

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Megan Ellison Likes Jonze/Kaufman Collaborations So Much She’s Buying One
Tuesday, March 1 by

Director Spike Jonze and writer Charlie Kaufman are getting the band back together to get cinematically absurd once again.

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New ‘RoboCop’ Might Get A Brazilian
Tuesday, March 1 by

The studio is currently in discussion with Brazilian director Jose Padilha to have him reboot Murphy and the gang.

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That Was Quick: Tarantino’s Western Script Will Be Ready In Two Months
Tuesday, March 1 by

He may take a while between projects, but once he’s decided on what he’s doing, he works quickly.

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Malin Akerman And Nic Cage Team Up To Get His Daughter Out Of A Cab Trunk
Monday, February 28 by

When your daughter has been kidnapped and thrown in the trunk of a taxi, you’re gonna want Malin Akerman on your side.

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Tobe Hooper To Stray Further From Awesomeness With ‘Djinn’
Monday, February 28 by

Tobe Hooper is back in the director’s chair for the first time in six years with the Arabic horror film Djinn.