Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.
Nude lips sink ships.
You are most definitely NOT the boss of them.
Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.
He’s a regular Carrot Top.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.
Line up the life lessons!
This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”
Try this at home.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.
RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.
I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.
One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.
This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!
I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
I’m guessing he’ll be pocketing his per diem.
I hope he fights a bear.
An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.
The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.
Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.
Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.
In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.
In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.
David Lynch directs or GTFO.
Finally, a headline that makes sense. Neill Blomkamp‘s sci-fi epic Elysium has been moved from March 2013 to August 9, 2013, suggesting that Sony’s faith in the project has grown….
It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.