They're baffled. They should read this article to clear things up.
FX Will Launch FXX For All Your FX Comedy Needs On September 2nd
Tuesday, August 20 by

We’re going to get through this. Put the knife down.

This pic isn't nearly as fun.
First PIcture From ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Teeters On The Verge Of Disco
Tuesday, August 20 by

Lookin’ fly, soul brothas.

Harvey doesn't know the meaning of the words "eye contact."
The Weinstein Company Will Be Streaming All Their New Movies Through Netflix
Tuesday, August 20 by

In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…

He probably will wear something else.
Timothy Olyphant To Play A Much Breezier Character On ‘The Mindy Projecy’
Tuesday, August 20 by

A little levity. We hope.

Jesus, Woody. We get it. You're hapless. Let's move on.
The Mayor Of Rio De Janeiro Is Willing To Pay ‘Whatever It Takes’ To Get Woody Allen To Film There
Monday, August 19 by

It would be funny if the film turned out to be a documentary about crime and poverty.

He looks like a guy who has chariot racing in his blood.
The Guy Who Directed ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ And An Upcoming Film About Killer Squirrels Will Remake ‘Ben-Hur’
Monday, August 19 by

His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.

Pictured in his greatest role.
Jon Hamm To Star In ‘Million Dollar Arm’ For Disney
Monday, August 19 by

With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…

Welcome Back, Mr. Cooper.
Bradley Cooper Is Producing, And Maybe Starring In, A Lance Armstrong Movie
Friday, August 16 by

Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.

It appears to be a straight-laced fella and a slacker are friends. Has any show ever done that before?
Asian Media Group Thinks Fox’s ‘Dads’ Is Pretty Racist
Friday, August 16 by

Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.

I presume this is a star of 'Duck Dynasty', but it could just as easily be a viewer.
‘Duck Dynasty’ Set Another Cable Ratings Record With Its Premiere Last Night
Thursday, August 15 by

People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)

This is the movie character, not the vigilante teenager. I'm guessing the teen looks much weirder.
Pennsylvania Teen Tries To Be Like Kick-Ass, Gets Arrested For Loitering And Prowling
Thursday, August 15 by

What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.

She always looks a little tired when she's trying to be sexy.
Tina Fey Producing ANOTHER TV Show With ’30 Rock’ Alums
Thursday, August 15 by

Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?

Roger Sterling cameo, please.
‘Mad Men’s Sally Draper To Star In The Uber-Creepy ‘Flowers In The Attic’ Adaptation
Thursday, August 15 by

The flowers they speak of are actually incest.

MAKEOVER!
Did Fox Offer Hugh Jackman $100 Million To Keep Playing Wolverine?
Wednesday, August 14 by

And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?

He's on MovieFone trying to find showtimes for 'Scary Movie 5'.
Bruce Willis Is ‘Bored’ Doing Action Movies
Wednesday, August 14 by

GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!

The awkward high school years.
Tina Fey Will Be Getting The ’30 Rock’ Crew Back Together For A New Comedy
Wednesday, August 14 by

It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.

Nice work, USA.
The White House Twitter Account Just Made A Pretty Funny ‘Mean Girls’ Reference
Tuesday, August 13 by

At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.

He's as funny as this picture is.
Comedian Harris Wittels Gets A Comedy With NBC
Tuesday, August 13 by

Don’t worry. It won’t be about humblebrags.

Smile, Walt!!!
‘Breaking Bad’ Got Its Highest Ratings Ever Last Night
Monday, August 12 by

Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.

No image really conveyed the type of gorgeous morons I had in mind, so here's the CBS logo.
CBS Inverts The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Premise To Appeal To Dumb People
Monday, August 12 by

Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.

They'll see you for your polyps now.
Want A ‘Wizard Of Oz’-Inspired Medical Drama? CBS Will Give You One, You Weirdo.
Monday, August 12 by

I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.

The man, the myth, the outfit.
Tonight Jay Leno Gives Up The ‘Tonight Show’ Throne
Monday, August 12 by

NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.

Such a badass...
Bruce Willis Quit Expendables Because He Wanted $3 Million For 4 Days Of Work, Not $3 Million
Thursday, August 8 by

$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.

Whoa. Is she like, 12?
‘Two And A Half Men’ Has A New Half-Man. And It’s A Young Lesbian. Shocking.
Thursday, August 8 by

Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.

Pretty cool looking, actually.
Russel Simmons Gives The Kids What They Want. What They Want Is Apparently A Cartoon About The Harlem Renaissance.
Wednesday, August 7 by

Exciting stuff!

Here's Harrison Ford looking markedly badass.
Harrison Ford Inexplicably Joins The Cast Of ‘Expendables 3′
Tuesday, August 6 by

A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.

Screen shot 2013-08-05 at 12.56.52 PM
Almost Everyone Is Leaving ‘American Idol’ (And J. Lo Is Coming Back)
Monday, August 5 by

Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…

This was the day Adam spent six hours looking for his eyeglasses. Hilarious.
Adam Carolla Will Host A Spike TV Show That Calls Out Shody Contractors
Monday, August 5 by

It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.

Jimmy "Aquaman" Cameron
James Cameron PIcks Writers For The Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels, Reminding Us There Are Going To Be Three F*cking ‘Avatar’ Sequels
Friday, August 2 by

*sigh*

Billy Crystal will get another 365 days in the cryo-vac.
Ellen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third Consecutive Year
Friday, August 2 by

She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.

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