The demise of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig will be the subject of a feature film. Buy stock in prop oil companies now.

Make no mistake, Jon Cryer is 100% bastard. At least that’s what Sheen says, and he appears pretty credible these days.

DreamWorks has assigned release dates to every animated film it has in the pipeline.

Dystopias are so hot right now that if you touch them, you’ll get burned.

A Caltech research team has proven that Channing Tatum will be over 9,000 times sexier than this Peter Pan.

Not really, but maybe. It’s really too early to tell…

In shocking and troubling news, Charlie Sheen has been fired from “Two and a Half Men.”

Looks like producers are now going forward with “Razzie-bait.”

The producer of “The Walking Dead” apparently loves it when groups of people band together and take a stand against things.

Vince Vaughn is doing another movie about being a grown-up schlub. It was his turn in the Sandler-James-Vaughn rotation.

This picture is pretty apt if you imagine Andrew Garfield is the cat.

It’s news like today’s that reminds us that someone actually has to direct Adam Sandler movies.

21 Jump Street has finally cast a female star to balance out the testosterone of Ice Cube, Channing Tatum, and, uh, Jonah Hill.

This is the actress that casting directors believe could best portray Snow White. This one. In the picture. Seriously.

Johnny Knoxville is going to play a hard-partying man whose wife is elected president. Like Bill Clinton is going to be one day.

The one you don’t recognize is Fogelman.

Those Winklevoss boys made rowing hot again.

Maybe the whole film is about a supervisit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Lay the Favorite has swapped production partners and gained a Welsh woman of indeterminate ethnic origin in Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Producers were looking for an attractive white girl to play the lead. Well, against all odds, they found some.

Alcon Entertainment is on the verge of securing the rights to the Blade Runner franchise to produce prequels and sequels but not a remake of the original.

Celebrities! They’re just like us! They eat floor candy!

Brie will portray Emily Blunt’s younger sister/shoulder-to-cry-on.

A Delaware judge overturned a ruling fining a theater for using a “condescending tone” in telling the audience to not talk during the picture.

Julian Assange is to 2011 as Zach Galifianakis was to 2010. Assange is going to be in everything.

The adaptation of Hunger Games has been casting calls its lead role, and the young adult fiction world is abuzz with squeals and “OMG”s of disapproval.

Every hero has a backstory, and apparently, Peter Pan does too. His secret? He’s Channing Tatum.

Director Spike Jonze and writer Charlie Kaufman are getting the band back together to get cinematically absurd once again.

The studio is currently in discussion with Brazilian director Jose Padilha to have him reboot Murphy and the gang.

He may take a while between projects, but once he’s decided on what he’s doing, he works quickly.