These are the most-respected reality shows, which is tantamount to the distinction of being the tallest midget.
It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!
Who keeps giving Tyler Perry all this money? KNOCK IT OFF!
If he was still alive, of course. Otherwise, gross.
If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.
“Was she a great big fat person?
Let’s go get drunk.
Searching for ridiculous aspects of ‘True Blood’ is tantamount to searching for a needle in a stack of needles.
It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!
Maybe we hated them because they are handsome…
If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.
I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.
‘Contagion’ doesn’t care if you feel bad for these people.
But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?
He’s like the Louis C.K. of football. Yup.
In honor of the return of Marty McFly’s sneakers.
If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.
Not all music biopics have to be sad. Some can be ridiculous.
Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.
Because “edgy and original” is often horribly overrated.
What do Wes Anderson films have in common with ‘Clueless’? You can watch them a decade later without wanting to gouge your eyes out.
We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.
That’s not to say they haven’t done a bunch of other questionable stuff. With the exception of Carson, they have.
We thought we’d give this show a chance. Bad idea.
Now you say his name three times and he appears as a crassly commercial version of himself played by Russell Brand.
You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.
You made the list, gentlemen. Congratulations!
But that’s almost a month AFTER Grandparents Day!
My editor said I couldn’t count Patrick Bateman’s chainsaw from ‘American Psycho’ as a toy, so it didn’t make the list.
They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…