With a sidekick, The Lone Ranger isn't exactly "lone," is he? J'accuse!!!!
Like Sands Through The Hourglass…: ‘The Lone Ranger’ Is Back On
Friday, September 23 by

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

I could have used an image that wasn't a nude camera phone pic, but that would be pretty stupid of me.
‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And Blake Lively
Friday, September 23 by

Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.

If half of his adopted children see this film, it will recoup its budget.
‘Moneyball’ Scores A Touchdown! (The Sport In This Movie Is Irrelevant)
Friday, September 23 by

The producers figured audiences might enjoy a film about Brad Pitt more than they would a film about statistical analysis.

I'm still trying to think of a cheese soft enough to grate on those abs.
Hobo Sex and Rum Ham: The ‘Always Sunny’ GIF Recap (S7E2)
Friday, September 23 by

In which a group of obnoxious people travel to an obnoxious place.

invoking its right to remain hackneyed.
Characters We Keep Running Into On ‘SVU’
Thursday, September 22 by

I had the mayor and the commissioner all over my ass to create this list.

Same ole', same ole'
7 Things We Know About ‘Community’ Season 3
Thursday, September 22 by

Here’s what we know about ‘Community’ season three. We know seven things, no more, no less.

This is how orgies start.
No, For Reals: ‘Extreme Musical Chairs’ Is Going To Be A Show
Thursday, September 22 by

It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.

Nice shirt.
5 Careers Taylor Lautner Should Pursue Besides Acting
Thursday, September 22 by

There are so many jobs more fulfilling than “B-list movie star.” Just ask my mechanic, Michael Dudikoff.

Oh, they're going to have a great time on set!
Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, And James Franco Join ‘Jay And Seth Vs. The Apocalypse’
Wednesday, September 21 by

All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.

"What you mean you don't got ultralounges in Downer's Grove?"
5 Couples We’d Like To See On ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’
Wednesday, September 21 by

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock were deemed ineligible for consideration this year.

Their body language suggests two of them are sexually frustrated. (Hint: Not Tom)
Giddyup: ‘Top Chef: Texas’ Unveils Contestants And Guests
Wednesday, September 21 by

A patient nation still holds out for ‘Top Scallop’.

You think Tom Cruise's sex scenes mirror reality? Don't be glib.
Tom Cruise: A History of Implausible Sex Scenes
Tuesday, September 20 by

He’s a very short man. Sometimes, it just doesn’t add up.

not pictured: Larry Middleman
‘Arrested Development’ Cast Reunites…For A Festival Panel
Tuesday, September 20 by

“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”

You've gotta date with the needle.
9 Movie Dogs That Should Have Been Put To Sleep
Tuesday, September 20 by

Oh, they’ll go to live with a family on a farm, all right…*takes off sunglasses*…a death farm.

NWA
John Singleton And Ice Cube Crusading To Make N.W.A. Biopic ‘Straight Outta Compton’
Monday, September 19 by

Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.

Comin' at ya!
Frances Bay (a.k.a. Happy Gilmore’s Grandmother) Dies At 92
Monday, September 19 by

She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.

Even if he was a movie character, he still probably wouldn't make the list.
In Honor Of Floyd Mayweather: 8 Of The Dirtiest Fighters In Film
Monday, September 19 by

Always bet on the cheaters. It’s the smart move.

Thrillhouse
‘The Simpsons’ Could Get Their Own Channel, In Like Five Years Or So
Monday, September 19 by

It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.

Future generations will regard SJP's character as the first woman to ever maintain steady employment while raising children.
I Don’t Know Why They Did It: A Blind Critique Of The Message Behind ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’
Friday, September 16 by

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

Can we just cut out the middleman and make this porn?
Don’t Worry, Teenage Boys From 1996, The ‘Baywatch’ Film Is Still Happening
Friday, September 16 by

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

Everything he does, he does it for you.
Kevin Costner Is No Longer The Slavemaster In Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’
Friday, September 16 by

He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.

It's like 'Lonesome Dove', except everyone is an asshole.
Boilin’ Denim And Bangin’ Whores: ‘Always Sunny’ Gif Recap (S7E1)
Friday, September 16 by

In which the best-laid plans fall to a “touch of consumption.”

This is the black guy that middle America agrees on?
Money On His Mind: Snoop Dogg Will Star In A Family Sitcom
Thursday, September 15 by

I’m so hoping this show is called ‘Hey There, Lil’ Man: What’s Crackin’?’

This dude looks like the lovechild of Bruce Springsteen and John C. McGinley
Michaele Salahi And 7 Other Reality Stars We Wish Would Get Kidnapped
Thursday, September 15 by

They don’t have to be taken anywhere that bad. Central Oklahoma will do just fine.

One day, these awards will be known as the 'Breaking Baddies'
9 Emmy Awards That Should Exist (2011 Edition)
Thursday, September 15 by

We don’t acknowledge the existence of mini-series in our Emmys.

It looks like they're on board with the idea.
The ‘Always Sunny’ Gang Is Making An Animated Series For FX
Thursday, September 15 by

Glenn, Rob, and Charlie will be producing, but not lending their voices.

Don't ask about the pudding pop...just don't.
7 Wildly Unnecessary Porn Parodies
Thursday, September 15 by

Don’t ask about the pudding pop…just don’t.

Best chauffer ever.
Viggo Mortensen And David Cronenberg Kicking Around ‘Eastern Promises 2′
Wednesday, September 14 by

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

In spite of this image, 'Top Chef' oozes dignity.
5 Reality Shows That Allow The Contestants To Keep Their Dignity
Wednesday, September 14 by

These are the most-respected reality shows, which is tantamount to the distinction of being the tallest midget.

Just out of frame, Chuck Norris is strangling a Russian with his left hand.
Chuck Norris And Jean-Claude Van Damme To Join ‘Expendables 2′ Because Screw You
Wednesday, September 14 by

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!