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Jodie Foster To Direct A Sci-Fi Movie With Heart. Hey, That Sounds Like ‘Contact’!
Friday, March 18 by

Jodie Foster recently divulged that she is preparing to direct a sci-fi movie that everyone will compare to Contact.

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‘Wonder Woman’ Team Makes Adrianne Palicki Less Hot. Thanks, Guys.
Friday, March 18 by

The outfit is better than this, but still not as good as Adrianne Palicki naked.

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Arnie “Excited” About ‘True Lies 2′ Says Tom Arnold, Who Is Probably “Excited” To Just Get A Job
Friday, March 18 by

Schwarzengger is probably screening Tom Arnold’s calls as we speak.

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‘Fast 5′ And ‘Midnight In Paris’ Posters Could Not Be More Different
Thursday, March 17 by

The two posters released today represent the yin and yang of cinema. The id and ego. Highbrow and lowbrow.

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Mild-Mannered Sam Jackson Scores Title Role In ‘The Samaritan’
Thursday, March 17 by

Samuel L. Jackson is going to be the most foul-mouthed samaritan ever.

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Pine, LaBeouf, Petyfer All Interested In ‘Preacher’. Oh My! Is It Hot In Here?
Thursday, March 17 by

Can a film actually collapse into itself if it features too many heartthrobs?

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Ghost Rider Will Battle Very Handsome Enemy In ‘Spirit Of Vengeance’
Wednesday, March 16 by

The enemy of my antihero is my…*head explodes*

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‘American Pie’ Sequel Finally Getting Its Sh*t Together
Wednesday, March 16 by

The cast of ‘American Pie’ is reuniting for another sequel. They were all available.

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Fox Yields To Non-Existent Demand For ‘Daredevil’ Reboot
Tuesday, March 15 by

America’s least-dear superhero, Daredevil, is getting the reboot treatment, with David Slade directing.

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Netflix To “Air” Episodes Of Spacey/Fincher’s ‘House Of Cards’
Tuesday, March 15 by

Look out, “Mad Men,” “House Of Cards” might drink your milkshake.

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Tom Hanks To Be In A Pirate Movie, But Not The Fun Kind
Tuesday, March 15 by

Tom Hanks has signed up to play a great man with integrity. In other breaking news, the sky is blue.

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Michael Ealy To Play ‘Guy Taking Screentime Away From Kate Beckinsale’ In New ‘Underworld’
Monday, March 14 by

In related news, it seems they are still making those Underworld movies.

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Movie That Features Zac Efron Getting Pummeled Now Has A Director
Monday, March 14 by

That Efron won’t be pretty no more.

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Ridley Scott Decides To Make Logan Marshall-Green Famous By Casting Him In ‘Prometheus’
Monday, March 14 by

Green’s resume includes roles in Brooklyn’s Finest, “The O.C.”, and Devil, which makes him really, really lucky to have scored this coveted role.

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Wright Turns Down ‘Walking Dead’ Offer, Presumably To Do Stuff About The Walking Living
Monday, March 14 by

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

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Larry King In ‘Daily Show’ Talks, Viacom Increases Suspender Budget
Monday, March 14 by

Larry King has been speaking with “The Daily Show” execs about contributing…whatever the hell he brings to the table.

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Ruffalo Throws Down Gauntlet To Academy Members By Playing Drug-Addicted Jazz Musician
Friday, March 11 by

Man, Mark Ruffalo REALLY wants that Oscar.

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Fanboy Fave Aubrey Plaza Signs Up For Film About Time-Travel Meme
Friday, March 11 by

She was somehow able to find a film without a sex act in the title.

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‘Terra Nova’ To Fans: You Will Wait Until Fall To Enjoy Our Program
Friday, March 11 by

If you were excited about the two-part “Terra Nova” preview in May, you are now disappointed by the news that there will be no preview.

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The Real Star Of NBC’s New Game Show Will Be The Broken Ankles
Friday, March 11 by

NBC has decided to make a progressive, risky move and remake a game show from the entertainment capital of the world, Israel.

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Finally, A Movie Will Be Made About An Alcoholic Writer
Friday, March 11 by

A charming, alcoholic writer? That could exist in real life.

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Regardless Of His Role, Danny Huston Will Get Yelled At By Nic Cage In ‘Medallion’
Friday, March 11 by

This is a preview of what Danny Huston will look like as the cab driver, if that’s his role.

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Director of ‘Killers’ And ‘The Ugly Truth’ Is Apparently Still Getting Work
Thursday, March 10 by

Luketic is an accomplished director who apparently has soft, delicate skin.

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Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again
Thursday, March 10 by

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.

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’7 Days In Havana’ To Allow Benicio Del Toro To Be One-Seventh Of A Real Director
Thursday, March 10 by

What Benicio del Toro really wants to do is direct.

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HBO’s ‘Hemingway and Gellhorn’ Cast Includes Some Actors And Metallica’s Drummer
Thursday, March 10 by

Hemingway’s ex-wives will be played by most of the actresses in Hollywood.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Poster Features Giant Throne, Sad Sean Bean
Thursday, March 10 by

The “Game of Thrones” marketing team must be a pretty literal bunch.

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‘The Fighter’ Producers Slum It With Comic Book Flick ‘Crosshairs’
Wednesday, March 9 by

Apparently one Oscar is enough for these guys.

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Eric McCormack ‘Honored’ To Be First Non-Wrestling Lead In A WWE Film
Wednesday, March 9 by

This is the face that Eric McCormack made when his agent told him what his next project was.

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Bitches Up In The Parents Television Council Object To ABC’s Use Of ‘Bitches’
Wednesday, March 9 by

This one was so predictable that it probably doesn’t even qualify as news.