Perhaps one of many Eagleton versions of Panweeans.
*deep laugh, upbeat 80’s music*
Be on the lookout for ‘BirdQuake’ next spring.
It will be a masters class in over-enunciating.
In keeping with Parks and Rec‘s parade of guest stars, they’ve trotted out one star that shines a little brighter than all the rest (not true). Ok. Well, he’s really,…
Will the film version be very far behind?
In case you had just sort of assumed that Poltergeist had been remade, sequeled, rebooted, or reimagined several times over the past decade or two, I’m just as surprised as…
It’s nice to see film producers treat each other like the curator of the art form that they are. Here, some old “producers” of the Dumb and Dumber sequel are…
With Marvel’s The Wolverine hitting theaters July 26th, we’re getting another long-awaited dose of one of the more famous and anti-heroic superheroes. There’s a lot we know about the one…
“I am the one who talks.”
It is no surprise that happy-go-lucky Bryan Cranston has a dark side. I mean, no one could play a character as dark as Walter White in Breaking Bad without having…
‘Inside Man 2: Man Still Inside’?
Relax. It’s not the end of the world.
And they didn’t even kill anyone!
…and this is the type of start we’re off to!
Hoobastank’s album must have just missed the cut off date.
He’s a sensitive ass-kicker.
Fix my problems, Ray. That’s a full-time job.
You can’t guard shit without rock-hard abs.
Her time has expired.
Heavy is the head that has to climb those damn stairs every day.
That would be different.
Of course, that headline is a gross simplification, but it would seem that gross oversimplifications suit Orson Scott Card just fine. Card, in discussing whether or not his novel Ender’s…
Mr. Kotter would be proud of Vinny’s knowledge of aeronautics.
I wonder what happens at the end.
He can spend his free time rapping about jilted showrunners.
Let’s blame the Winkelvii