Seriously, Deavid Denby. Look a little more like a film critic for 'The New Yorker'. Jesus.
Why David Denby Is Right To Criticize Studio Release Policies
Monday, December 5 by

An unimportant insider exchange begs some pretty serious questions about the way studios release films.

I would criticize Rowlf the Dog's actions, but that would just give liberals cause to turn him into a martyr for their cause.
8 Children’s Shows That Will Turn Your Kids Into Communists
Monday, December 5 by

Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.

Hell yeah it is!
Police Discover Real-Life ‘Breaking Bad’ Meth Lab In Massachusetts
Monday, December 5 by

If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.

Crime scene photos of the body of Elizabeth Short (aka "The Black Dahlia)
The Black Dahlia Murder: Facts Of The Case And Media Portrayals
Friday, December 2 by

Separating fact from fictionalized…

I am crossing my fingers for a 'Hurt Locker' crossover in which Jeremy Renner visits Sesame Street and has to diffuse a bomb that's been planted in Oscar's corpse.
Afghanistan Gets Its Own ‘Sesame Street’, The ‘War On Terror’ Can End Now
Friday, December 2 by

In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.

Sometimes it's just nice to pour yourself a drink, kick back with a mountain of cocaine and just unwind, ya know?
Watch These 8 Iconic Coke Scenes, Then Find Out Where We’re Going Late-Night
Friday, December 2 by

You think 8 entries will be enough to get you through the night, but you’ll probably hit me up and ask me for more by midnight.

There aren't as many representations of David Faustino in this picture as I would like.
David Faustino (Bud Bundy) Is To Blame For will.i.am
Friday, December 2 by

And if you’re wondering what Buck Bundy the dog is up to…he’s dead.

Yes, but what of the rare 'Casper the Ghost' comic that inspired the 'Saw' franchise?
9 Celebrities With Really Weird Hobbies
Friday, December 2 by

None of them collect orphan tears like I do.

You keep those headphones away from Zach Braff, Natalie. AWAY FROM HIM!
Grammy Time: 7 Great Soundtracks To 7 Horrible Films
Thursday, December 1 by

One of these films contains a collaboration between Mudhoney and Sir-Mix-A-Lot, who I just found out is not an actual knight.

Look at that bike! It's as big as he is! But still not that big...
Tom Cruise To Die Over And Over And Over Again In ‘All You Need Is Kill’
Thursday, December 1 by

He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!

This is the real Patch Adams, and if someone looking like this ever reached out to give me medical care, they would pull back a bloody stump.
The Best ‘Patch Adams’-Related Home Invasion Story You’ll Read All Day
Thursday, December 1 by

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

Comparing this to what Ben Kingsley or Morgan Freeman does makes zero sense.
Andy Serkis Should Not Be Eligible For An Academy Award
Thursday, December 1 by

Andy Serkis is the only person doing what he’s doing. He doesn’t need an award for that distinction.

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!
William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud
Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

He's gonna be so pissed when he hears about 'Deliver Us From Eva'
6 Shakespeare Adaptations That Would Make The Bard Vomit
Wednesday, November 30 by

Reading this piece counts as three credits towards an English major.

I will be the first one to admit this image doesn't give you a good sense of the character.
‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Concept Art Introduces Us To ‘The Lizard’
Wednesday, November 30 by

He looks like a shaved Grinch.

I would spank the shit out of Kevin Bacon if I had the chance, too. "This is for 'Hollow Man'!"
Thank You Sir, May I Have Another: 7 Hazing Incidents In Film
Tuesday, November 29 by

It’s just kids being kids. Then it’s kids psychologically scarring kids. Then kids killing kids.

This cartoon character just LOVES World War II stuff.
Tom Hanks To Join ‘Garden Of Beasts’ Because He Loves WWII So Damn Much
Tuesday, November 29 by

It actually takes place just before World War II, but it was close enough that Tom got interested.

Here's hoping he died how he lived... surrounded by giant swords of meat.
Actor And Comedian Patrice O’Neal Died Last Night At 41
Tuesday, November 29 by

The regular ‘Opie and Anthony’ guest was 41.

Kristen Stewart's incessant twitching is probably to blame.
6 Films Besides ‘Breaking Dawn’ That Will Probably Give You Seizures
Tuesday, November 29 by

Stick a wooden spoon in your mouth before you even read this article.

Sterling Archer and a flight attendant, hanging out as friends so often do.
FX Sets Premiere Dates For Third Seasons Of Justified And Archer
Monday, November 28 by

‘Son of the Beach’ remains on hiatus, so keep up that letter-writing campaign, folks!

Shoplifters beware - these stores are not for you.
6 Fictional Retailers That Are Probably Better Than Best Buy
Monday, November 28 by

Sure, they’re just as baffling as real big-box retailers, but you’re likely to run into Chuck or Ash, which is a bonus in my book.

I'm sure the paper in question will be some of variation on this.
You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Dunder Mifflin Paper From ‘The Office’. REJOICE!
Monday, November 28 by

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

Huh. I guess she won an Emmy at some point. Interesting.
Sarah Silverman To Take Her “Cute Girl Says Doodie” Act To NBC For A Pilot
Wednesday, November 23 by

This could be the commercially accessible “edginess” NBC needs to turn things around. Just kidding.

Happy Thanksgiving
How To Brine And Roast A Star Of ‘The Expendables 2′
Wednesday, November 23 by

Delicious!

Why do we feel like voyeurs when they're talking directly to us?
How Faux-Documentary Sitcoms Trick Us, And Why We Love Them Anyway
Wednesday, November 23 by

You’ve been fooled, but you don’t care.

My two least favorite habits - smoking and swimming in your f*cking clothes.
Aaron Sorkin Is ‘Strongly Considering’ Steve Jobs Biopic, Since He Loves Depicting Cold Tech Giants
Wednesday, November 23 by

Sources close to him indicate that Jobs did both walk and talk, so Aaron Sorkin seems like a natural fit.

This is how bored Joe Strummer was by the news of his biopic. And he's been dead for nine years.
It’s The Clash Frontman Joe Strummer’s Turn For A Biopic Now, Courtesy Of…Julie Delpy?
Wednesday, November 23 by

Biopics are the new tombstones.

Back in his prime, even Eddie Murphy's haircut was funny.
John Landis Doesn’t Know If Eddie Murphy Wants To Be Funny Anymore
Tuesday, November 22 by

If Eddie doesn’t want to be funny, that would explain a lot of his films.

These men should be reprimanded for expressing an opinion on television. Not cool, guys.
The Roots Welcome Michelle Bachmann To ‘Fallon’ By Playing ‘Lyin’ Ass Bitch’
Tuesday, November 22 by

This is easily the worst thing to happen to America in the past ten minutes or so.

Doing our part to ensure the internet is "pepper spray only" for the next day or so.
7 Film And TV Characters Getting Blasted In The Face With Pepper Spray
Tuesday, November 22 by

Those kids at Davis seem a lot tougher than these movie characters.