Figured I would post a picture that doesn't make everyone revisit those horrible images.
Boston Marathon Bombing Movie Being Made, Because It’s Time to Revisit It
Monday, July 8 by

I wonder what happens at the end.

Game's over, folks. Black Waldo has been located.
Donald Glover Will Probably Only Be In 5 ‘Community’ Episodes Next Season
Monday, July 8 by

He can spend his free time rapping about jilted showrunners.

Here's Johnny Depp waiting outside Hollywood hotspot Spago waiting for the valet to bring his car around.
‘The Lone Ranger’ Didn’t Do Very Well At The Box Office
Monday, July 8 by

Let’s blame the Winkelvii

What? It's the day before a national holiday. Get off my ass and just enjoy the fucking grapes.
Steven Spielberg To Capitalize On The ‘Dusty Poor People’ Fad With A ‘Grapes Of Wrath’ Remake
Wednesday, July 3 by

I’ve got a bunch of dirt in my closet I’m willing to sell to the production.

I hate how she's so blase about everything.
NBC Is Turning ‘Saved By The Bell’, ‘Punky Brewster’, ‘Airwolf’, ‘Miami Vice’, And ‘Knight Rider’ Into Comic Books
Wednesday, July 3 by

There might be a market for this. But probably not.

"The mustache means no 'Batman' questions, ok?"
Christian Bale Isn’t Going To Be Batman In Any Justice League Films, So Just Stop, OK?
Tuesday, July 2 by

Maybe Clooney wants to get back in the saddle?

Allegedly.
Statute Of Limitations Saves Elmo Actor From 3 Of 4 Accusers
Tuesday, July 2 by

I doubt this news really makes anyone happy except Kevin Clash.

*clears throat* "...gentlemen."
7 Greatest Animated Sequels
Monday, July 1 by

Welcome back to their worlds.

He's a sidekick. Just don't say it to his face.
7 Movie Sidekicks Who Outshine The Hero
Monday, July 1 by

We could have pretty much filled this list with Jason Lee characters. But we didn’t.

Oh. Hey, Roland.
7 Things To Look For In Every Roland Emmerich Film
Friday, June 28 by

He’s got his touchpoints, all right.

A rare screencap that doesn't feature Daniel Day-Lewis running with something strapped to his back.
FX Getting After A ‘Last Of The Mohicans’ Series That We Would Definitely Watch
Wednesday, June 26 by

So Day-Lewis wasn’t the LAST of the Mohicans.

"But his hair IS his helmet!"
Weinstein Company Might Want A ‘Knight Rider’ Film As Badly As David Hasselhoff
Wednesday, June 26 by

And The Hoff is HUNGRY.

She looks like how we all feel about this infographic – orgasmic.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Factions Applied To Video Game Developers
Wednesday, June 26 by

As if ‘Game of Thrones’ wasn’t confusing enough.

How fans of the book reacted to the film version of 'World War Z'
Because America Likes Their Zombies Bloodless And Fast, There’s A ‘World War Z’ Sequel Coming Up
Tuesday, June 25 by

This film will eat your brain.

Don't let the low daily fee fool you. E.B. goes apeshit with his expenses.
‘Encyclopedia Brown’ Movie Gets Going Again, Because Birds Fly SOUTH For Summer
Tuesday, June 25 by

He’s back to make us all feel even dumber.

Like a black Sydney Poitier.
‘Independence Day’ Sequel Won’t Have Will Smith, Will Hit Theaters in 2015
Monday, June 24 by

We need to be strong in the face of the news that Will Smith won’t be involved.

Jim Carrey is upset that Jim Carrey participated in this movie.
Jim Carrey Critical Of The Violence In ‘Kick-Ass 2′
Sunday, June 23 by

Still no criticisms for ‘Fun with Dick and Jane’?

Gentlemen.
Martin Lawrence And Kelsey Grammer Starring In FX Legal Show You’re Just Now Learning About
Friday, June 21 by

This is going to be hilarious(ly dated and stale).

Porn brings people together...
‘NewsRadio’ Alums Dave Foley and Andy Dick Reunite to Work with Porn Stars
Thursday, June 20 by

The mainstreaming of porn continues…

So long, Mr. Soprano.
James Gandolfini Dies At Age 51
Wednesday, June 19 by

We will miss one of the most important men in TV history.

It would be terrific if it was revealed that Alex's dad was Shillinger from 'Oz'.
Sesame Street Now Features A Muppet Who, Like You, Has A Parent In Jail
Tuesday, June 18 by

“Attempted molestation?!?!? Psssh. What is that? Either I molested her or I didn’t!”

Whoever says Brad and Angelina aren't still in love is a crazy asshole. LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE OVER THE MOON FOR EACH OTHER!
‘World War Z’ Is A Different Type Of Zombie Film, But Is That Enough To Care About It?
Tuesday, June 18 by

“Brad Pitt” and “zombies” gets this movie about 85% of the way there, and that might be enough.

A rare picture of Harmon looking oriented and rested.
Dan Harmon Not The Hugest Fan Of The ‘Community’ Season That Took Place Without Him
Monday, June 17 by

Eh, it really could have gone either way.

THIS PHOTO LOOKS REALLY FAKE.
Following ‘Superman’s Success, Sony Announces Dates For ‘Spider-Men’ 3 And 4
Monday, June 17 by

“Men” because it’s plural.

You know who would kill it in the role of "Chilean mining boss with outstretched arms?" Taylor Lautner.
Jennifer Lopez To Add Some Grittiness And Truth To Chilean Miner Drama ‘The 33′
Monday, June 17 by

She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.

Why does he look like a 'Buffy' character?
‘Superman’ Manages To Win The Hearts, If Not The Minds, Of America
Monday, June 17 by

Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.

Miss Hannigan!
Jay-Z And Will Smith Really Want Sandra Bullock In Their ‘Annie’ Remake
Friday, June 14 by

I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.

Gervais is still rockin' that goatee, I guess.
New Muppet Film Has New Muppet Title
Friday, June 14 by

Not going to tell you what it is here, though.

So pensive...
Here Are Some Season 2 ‘The Newsroom’ Posters To Hang Up All Over Your Dorm Room
Friday, June 14 by

These things are hilarious.

Audiences are falling over themselves for this deal!
Would You Pay $50 For This ‘World War Z’ Ticket Deal?
Friday, June 14 by

For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.