Everyone wear a hat and aviators in honor of this great writer.
“As seen on ‘Jackass’.”
I’m not saying that to be hyperbolic. It is contractually set up to run for 100 episodes.
He will wield an annoying accent.
They kill everyone during most of the “Treehouse of Horror” episodes. What’s the big deal?
This might just be a gimmick to sell earplugs.
It’s all in the interest of national security.
It’s the anti-CBS
He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.
Even oppressive regimes can’t resist the siren call of GTA V.
It could survive a holocaust.
It has to run for 2,300 years to amortize the cost of the sets.
He should just kill everyone in the first episode, then have the show just follow a little girl in an orphanage.
Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”
The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.
I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.
This is a good start.
The two greatest things in the world, smashed together.
I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.
It would have been better if it was just all a dream.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
They’re going for a shrillness strategy. Good call.
Dress for success…
Spike knows drama.
For the purposes of this metaphor, reality shows have heads.
$800 million in a day might eclipse ‘The Avengers’ opening weekend.