I wonder what happens at the end.
He can spend his free time rapping about jilted showrunners.
Let’s blame the Winkelvii
I’ve got a bunch of dirt in my closet I’m willing to sell to the production.
There might be a market for this. But probably not.
Maybe Clooney wants to get back in the saddle?
I doubt this news really makes anyone happy except Kevin Clash.
Welcome back to their worlds.
We could have pretty much filled this list with Jason Lee characters. But we didn’t.
He’s got his touchpoints, all right.
So Day-Lewis wasn’t the LAST of the Mohicans.
And The Hoff is HUNGRY.
As if ‘Game of Thrones’ wasn’t confusing enough.
This film will eat your brain.
He’s back to make us all feel even dumber.
We need to be strong in the face of the news that Will Smith won’t be involved.
Still no criticisms for ‘Fun with Dick and Jane’?
This is going to be hilarious(ly dated and stale).
The mainstreaming of porn continues…
We will miss one of the most important men in TV history.
“Attempted molestation?!?!? Psssh. What is that? Either I molested her or I didn’t!”
“Brad Pitt” and “zombies” gets this movie about 85% of the way there, and that might be enough.
Eh, it really could have gone either way.
“Men” because it’s plural.
She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.
Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.
I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.
Not going to tell you what it is here, though.
These things are hilarious.
For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.