Sly could have waited a few days at least out of consideration for Wayne Kramer’s feelings, but that’s just not who Sly is.

Hopefully, it’s a story about how a bunch of them died in a fire.

Netflix bought the streaming rights to “Mad Men” for as much as $100 million. That’s almost $1 for every cigarette smoked on that show.

It’s a battle royale for the most coveted comedy role in primetime.

First Stephen Sommers got to work with Brendan Fraser in The Mummy, now possibly Tim Robbins in Odd Thomas. Stars don’t get much brighter than those two!

I would like to volunteer coach for the league that has CZT, Jessica Biel, and Uma Thurman as soccer moms.

Who best embodies this picture: Usher or Eddie Murphy? Apparently, those are your only two choices.

What’s the opposite of “synergy?” That’s what this is.

Reports are saying that Renner will be tapped to pick up where Matt Damon left off.

Sometimes, you can tell an amazing actor just by looking at them.

Apparently the casting director for ‘I Hate You, Dad’ is a monkey with a dartboard.

Sometimes, for really important movies, studios and producers hire “writers” for movies. This is one such instance.

The “Mad Men” team is one big happy family again. Now they can go back to telling stories about a bunch of really unhappy ones.

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this movie like the plague.

Steve Carell and Keira Knightley take a roadtrip together to find his high-school sweetheart, then get smashed by an asteroid. Seriously.

This film explores the leather fetishes of the brother-sister-team. It will be over six hours long…

Focus groups show that midgets upset toddlers age 30-42 months.

Tyler Perry’s t-shirts are as witty and fun as his films.

Remember when I was all, “It would be so obnoxious if Arnold Schwarzenegger became self-aware and campy?” I was right.

What’s an “Imogen Poots”? Keep reading.

A hot girl sold a script! Screenwriter Kelly Fremon is about to make the jump to director with James L. Brooks‘ Gracie Films acquisition of her script, Besties. The story…

Denis O’Hare thinks this news is FAB-ULOUS!

Coach Taylor might play a different authority figure in “Powers.” Oh, I hope he’s stern!

This woman speaks the language of teens and tweens the world over. Yes, you’re looking at the right picture.

Murray can’t play “presidential?” Those were the same people that said he couldn’t play a stoned, half-retarded greenskeeper.

Disney told Kosinski that it wasn’t him, it was them, and that he should see other people.

Treat Williams will control Hollywood by the time you finish reading this sentence.

Don’t get too excited yet, but signs point to ‘World War Z’ being back on track with a June start date.

Are you really surprised that the Weinsteins are suspicious of these smiling faces?

DreamWorks has “penguin fever!” No. Don’t call the CDC. It’s just a saying.