Unlike 'The Simpsons', at least he'll go out on top.
China Has A Super-Sweet Death Row Reality Show
Wednesday, March 7 by

Oh, man. I hope Howie Mandel scores the US version.

Don't be alarmed. He only shoots bad guys.
Sorry, Bad Guys: ‘Justified’ Renewed For A Fourth Season
Tuesday, March 6 by

The guy who supplies prop bottles of bourbon is ecstatic.

Unless Ozzie is driving a van, fighting crime, I don't care.
7 Awful Cartoons Besides ‘The F’n Osbournes’ That Feature Real People
Tuesday, March 6 by

Prediction: ‘The F’n Osbournes’ will be F’n stupid.

Keanu hasn't changed a bit.
Script For ‘Bill And Ted 3′ Complete (Excellent!), Waiting For Greenlight (Bogus!)
Tuesday, March 6 by

I’m guessing Alex Winter has a little more at stake here than Keanu does.

Unless he's committing t-shirt perjury, he's bringing it, all right.
11 Twitter Users Who Are A Little Too Into Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Tuesday, March 6 by

Are they too late? Has it already been #broughten?

Classy.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment While In Prison
Monday, March 5 by

We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.

Donald really needs to learn to be more discreet when the woman across from his is breastfeeding.
6 People Who Feuded With Donald Trump And Lived To Tell The Tale
Monday, March 5 by

What an asshole.

A man with a head that big has to have some good ideas.
9 Things The Weather Channel’s New COO Needs To Fix
Monday, March 5 by

Less weather-related programs, more cake-related programs.

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Will Ferrell Is Putting The ‘Step Brothers’ Sequel At The Top Of His To-Do List
Friday, March 2 by

Getting moving on filming ‘Step Brothers 2′ should really free him and John C. Reilly up for so many activities later on.

"Tax revenue ain't got no owners, just spenders."
Obama’s Favorite Character From ‘The Wire’ Is Omar? Oh, Indeed.
Thursday, March 1 by

It’s no surprise that Obama likes a gay minority, but keep in mind that Omar is also very pro-second amendment.

Did you miss us? You better say "yes," because we're coming back anyway.
‘The Muppets’ Is Getting A Sequel. Also, The Sky Is Blue.
Thursday, March 1 by

Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.

Looking at this picture reminds me that I don't need much Dane Cook in my life these days.
Dane Cook Will Solve All Of NBC’s Problems With His New TV Show
Thursday, March 1 by

Ugh.

Far and away, the best band on this list.
In Honor Of Davy Jones: 7 Manufactured Bands (That Aren’t The Monkees)
Thursday, March 1 by

After reading this article, you won’t need to check back in with these bands…ever. Forget about them.

This is going to be a very interesting child.
Hark! Snooki From ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Pregnant!
Wednesday, February 29 by

Something tells me the baby will slide right out without a problem.

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7 Other Places You’ve Heard Tom Kenny, The Voice Of Spongebob
Wednesday, February 29 by

Tom Kenny is re-entering our lives. Unless you’re 13 years old, in which case he never left.

Rumors that Sonny Corleone had a temper are unfounded.
The 8 Most Awesomely Savage Beatings In Film
Wednesday, February 29 by

Think this list is dumb? Try sayin’ that to ITS FACE!

We surrender....TO COMEDY!
‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ Saga Reluctantly Handed Over To ‘Horrible Bosses’ Writers
Wednesday, February 29 by

It will pick up where ‘Vegas Vacation’ left off. That is to say, the gutter.

Whatever.
Here Is Your Season 14 ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Cast, If You Give A Damn
Tuesday, February 28 by

If I wanted to watch people I’m unfamiliar with dance, I’d still be going to clubs in Hollywood.

That pocket square complements the face tattoo nicely.
If It’s Broke, Still Don’t Fix It: Mike Tyson Is Returning To ‘Hangover III’
Tuesday, February 28 by

This is gonna be classic, guys!

What the hell are they looking at?
Yup, A Whitney Houston Biopic Is In The Works
Tuesday, February 28 by

Sadly, this announcement took longer than I expected.

She becomes Carrie in some sort of Anakin-to-Dart Vader-type saga.
AnnaSophia Robb Will Be The New Carrie Bradshaw In The ‘Sex And The City’ Prequel
Tuesday, February 28 by

The darkest origin story of them all.

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Lucy Lawless Tries To Deny The World Its Sweet, Sweet Oil, Gets Arrested
Monday, February 27 by

In real life, Lucy Lawless’ superpower is acting like an entitled Hollywood liberal.

Collectively, the nation gasped and asked, "Is Ben Stiller standing in a ditch or something?"
7 Sorta High Points From Last Night’s Oscars
Monday, February 27 by

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I would say "It's never too early," but this feels a little too early.
Screw It, Here Are Our 2013 Oscar Predictions
Monday, February 27 by

Are there any movies I’m missing? Yeah. Probably tons.

Yes, yes. But where do you take it?
The Rock To Break Type And Play Hercules… Hold On, It Gets Better… For Brett Ratner
Thursday, February 23 by

I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.

"I'd like to pour some out for my homey Pete Postlethwaite. Mourn ya till I join ya, PeePee."
‘Best Original Song’: The Other Way To Win An Oscar
Thursday, February 23 by

What do Berlin, Three 6 Mafia, Madonna, Isaac Hayes, Eminem, and Phil Collins have in common? Not much at all.

The 2012 'Hunger Games' Food Court Tour
‘The Hunger Games’ Is Logically Doing A Mall Publicity Tour
Thursday, February 23 by

Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.

I hope the resolution is higher than what's depicted here.
Google Going Head-To-Head With Those Bastards From Time Warner
Thursday, February 23 by

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

When Oscars happen to bad movies.
7 Undeserving Movies That Managed To Score Oscars
Thursday, February 23 by

Decent performances, terrible films.

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7 Cities The Porn Industry Could Move To If It Leaves Los Angeles
Thursday, February 23 by

If this were to happen, I would think the Valley turns into a ghost town in about thirteen days.